Grizzly Adams Introduces Patriots Football Beards

Written by BignFuzzy on February 5, 2008 – 8:10 pm -

Did you watch the NFL Super Bowl game on Sunday? If you watched the countdown show you might have seen our first Forebear Ted Haggerty, better known as Grizzly Adams, telling us how he’s ‘rassled bears and built log cabins with his bear hands. We believe you Grizzly!

Ted Haggerty Is Grizzly Adams for the Patriots Beard Men

He then shows us the New England Patriots powerful offensive line and compares each bearded strapping stud with a macho movie star or hirsute historic figure.

New England Patriots with Beards

We’re not too sure about the comparisons. We’d rather take them on their furry face-value and enjoy their natural grizzly goodness. We have to wonder, though. Could this start a trend for men to stop shaving their face and body and let their inner bear out? We can only hope!


Sunday NFL Countdown takes a “hairy” look at Patriots’ bearded offensive-Line.

Left Tackle Matt Light
Left Tackle Matt Light

Left Tackle Matt Light With His Hair Down

Right Guard Stephen Neal
Right Guard Stephen Neal

Left Guard Logan Mankins
Left Guard Logan Mankins

Right Tackle Nick Kaczur
Right Tackle Nick Kaczur

Center Dan Koppen
Center Dan Koppen

Who can pick a favorite with this lot??

We’re sorry you guys didn’t win. But you sure won the hearts of fans of fuzzy chops and hairy hunks all over the world. Well done lads!


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