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Goldilocks Confesses Her Relationship To Three Bears

What REALLY happened to Goldilocks when she wandered into the forest that day? Her mother comes for an unexpected visit and starts finding queer paraphernalia all over the house.

They’re really large and hairy. Is that leather? Oh my God, is that back hair?!

Watch for the scene where Mom applies the Colt Lube as face cream. It’s a scream!

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