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New Indiana Jones Film Is Missing A Crucial Bear Factor

The new Indiana Jones movie is due to be released on May 22nd. But it’s been quite a while since the last installment of the series. While Harrison Ford has gotten older and his scruffy beard is no doubt a lot more grey, he’s still got that “scruffy nerf-herder” appeal that drives everyone crazy.

As with any movie blockbuster, the Hollywood PR machine has been working overtime on this one. Here’s a countdown timer to remind us how much time is left before the movie releases:

But what crucial bear-factor will be missing from this upcoming release?

I’ll tell you what crucial bearotic goodness will be missing from Indie 4:

Sean Connery, dammit!

We’re really going to miss Sean Connery’s bearded magnificence and humor. If only the script had surfaced so many years earlier. (sigh) If ONLY George Lucas had pushed Spielberg more on this production. (BIG SIGH) So what’s a bear to do? Well, here’s the trailer for Indiana Jones 3 to help you with you Connery withdrawals before Indie 4 comes out. We’re afraid it’s as good as we can do.

Junior!??

OK. Have you gotten that stress out of your system? Feeling better now? Here’s the trailer for INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL.

Visit www.indianajones.com for downloads, clips and more information.

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