FeedThe 50 Gayest (And Bearotic) Songs Of All Time
Written by NetBear on March 7, 2008 – 4:52 am -To help celebrate Syndey’s Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras Australian web site SameSame put together a list of the 50 Gayest Songs Of All Time. Can you guess who was number 1?
OK. We’re educated disco bears. We all knew that they gayest song of all time just HAD to have come from ABBA. But which track of their do you think made it all the way to number 1? Here’s the first 10 to whet your appetite:
49. Dead or Alive “You Spin Me (Like A Record)”
48. Pet Shop Boys “New York City Boy”
47. Diana Ross “Chain Reaction”
46. Deborah Harry “I Want That Man”
45. Cher “Strong Enough”
44. RuPaul “Supermodel (You Better Work)”
43. KD Lang “Constant Craving”
42. Culture Club “Do You Really Want To Hurt Me”
41. Chaka Kham “I’m Every Woman”
39. Paul Lekakis “Boom Boom (Let’s Go Back To My Room)
38. Kym Mazelle “Young Hearts Run Free”
37. George Michael “Outside”
36. Donna Summer “I Feel Love”
35. Dannii Minogue “This Is It”
34. Belinda Carlisle “Summer Rain”
33. Peter Allen “I Go To Rio”
32. Sylvester “You Make Me Feel Mighty Real”
31. Heather Small “Proud”
30. CeCe Peniston “Finally”
29. Madonna “Express Yourself”
28. Cyndi Lauper “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun”
27. Charlene “I’ve Never Been To Me”
26. Tim Curry “Sweet Transvestite”
25. Barry Manilow “Copacabana”
24. Barbara Streisand and Donna Summer “No More Tears”
23. Whitney Houston “I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)”
22. Sister Sledge “We Are Family”
21. Queen “I Want To Break Free”
Are you gasping for air yet??
19. Coming Out Crew “Free, Gay And Happy”
18. Village People “In The Navy”
17. Frankie Goes To Hollywood “Relax”
16. Village People “Macho Man”
15. Judy Garland “Over The Rainbow”
14. Bronski Beat “Smalltown Boy”
13. Diana Ross “I’m Coming Out”
12. Cher “Believe”
11. Gloria Gaynor “I Am What I Am”
10. Alicia Bridges “I Love The Nightlife”
9. Madonna “Vogue”
8. Olivia Netwon-John “Xanadu”
7. Kylie Minogue “Better The Devil You Know”
6. Pet Shop Boys “Go West”
5. Kylie Minogue “Your Disco Needs You”
4. The Weathergirls “It’s Raining Men”
3. Gloria Gaynor “I Will Survive”
Who hasn’t had their turn singing this torch song after getting jilted!
2. Village People “YMCA”
You already knew that the Village People were gay, right?
1. ABBA “Dancing Queen”
ABBA music isn’t just gay. It’s the gayest! 
Who knew?! To that “end” — Björn Ulvaeus is supposedly showing in the above photo. Truth? Fiction? Or just an over active imagination? Damn! Too bad it wasn’t furry Benny!
By NetBear on Mar 7, 2008 8:14:28 AM | Reply
I just realized that one of my favorite tracks of all time is missing from the list! Sylvester’s “Do Ya Wanna Funk” is more gay than maybe even ABBA. HA HA! Those Aussies need some schooling in what gay is really all about! But maybe they just didn’t get exposed to Syl’s music the way I did.
I came out in San Francisco listening to all the Sylvester tracks. His music was all over the Castro, in every bar, in every club. Maybe it was the local favorite effect. But Sylvester was part of the San Francisco gay community and everyone just loved him.