Richard Karn Is Al Borland, Sexy Bear With A Secret

Written by BignFuzzy on April 19, 2008 – 5:12 am -

When it comes to bears, everyone likes Richard Karn, a.k.a. Al Borland from the Home Improvement series.

richard karn as al borland with wrench

Al was the stereotypical bear with his beard, plaid shirts and chunky bod. But did you know that in the series Al had a secret twin brother named Cal?


The story goes that Keith Lehman contacted ABC and told them about his close resemblance to Richard Karn. When they saw his picture the writers were so knocked out by it that they wrote him in as Al’s twin for an episode. Al and Cal were shown to be quiet twins who discussed their differences over a cup of tea in a civil manner… That is, until they started arguing over which was the best kind of tea and ended up scrapping on the floor!

al borland with his twin cal borland
Mmm, who wouldn’t wanna be the meat in an Al and Cal sandwich?

richard karn and keith lehman
Tuxedo Twins all decked out for ABC

richard karn in hillshire farms ad
Richard, or is it Al did an ad campaign for Hillshire Farms. Here he is seen presenting his favorite fat wieners and plump buns to an unsuspecting world!

richard karn holding a weiner
Oh my! Freud would have a field day with this one! Who could miss the phallic symbolism of Richard/Al pointing that wiener towards his mouth, tongue slightly out ready to lick and savor?

Sorry Richard, we couldn’t resist. We know you’re not really gay or anything like that ;-)


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13 Comments on “Richard Karn Is Al Borland, Sexy Bear With A Secret”

  1. By Chubarama on Apr 19, 2008 6:19:36 AM | Reply

    Wow. I had a math teacher in High School who looked a lot like Keith. Yummers.

  2. By cidanne on Apr 19, 2008 1:13:52 PM | Reply

    and… how can you know that he wasn´t/isn´t gay? Oh! please, i´m joking only. By the way, can´t a bear be gay? Last time i simply thought, a bear is “a kind of” gay, perhaps dissimulating as “a kind of macho man” (what´s ´macho man´ really, ah ha?). I´d like to be enlightened, although having no prejudice; what matters is one being nice, honest, discreet, sincere, friendly, and preferentially handsome, attractive, lovely. Regards to all.

  3. By BignFuzzy on Apr 22, 2008 9:07:26 AM | Reply

    Hi Cidanne,

    We were just joking with the comments about Richard’s gayness or not-gayness.

    Yes, a man who we might class as a bear may or may not be gay. We agree with your thoughts about the importance of being nice, honest etc. As for handsomeness and attractiveness, it’s all in the eye of the beholder. Everyone is handsome and attractive in some way we think.

    Regards back atchya!

  4. By Bearbloke on Apr 22, 2008 10:06:59 PM | Reply

    I met Mr. Karn in person about 5 years ago, chatted with him a bit and shook his hand. And guess what? He’s *F-IN’ GORGEOUS* in person… seriously, that old saying about folks not looking so great in person does NOT apply to Mr. Richard Karn. Plus he’s super friendly and has velvety soft hands - really, he does! He’s known about his Bear-fans for years, and seems cool with it. Jeezus I’ll bet those soft firm furry hands of his would feel great on my skin…

  5. By BignFuzzy on Apr 22, 2008 10:35:11 PM | Reply

    Wow, Bearbloke, cool that you met him and cool that he knows about his bear fans! He’s certainly a handsome man. Velvety soft hands….hmmm, he probably hasn’t handled many tools then ;-)

  6. By NetBear on Apr 24, 2008 8:15:57 AM | Reply

    Karn seems like the kind of guy who totally radiates “warm fuzzies.” It would be a lot of fun to meet him in person, eh?

  7. By TruckerJeff on Apr 27, 2008 1:46:10 PM | Reply

    Now thats a man! :)

  8. By Gino Villarreal aka DeafCub81 on May 29, 2008 6:45:25 PM | Reply

    hey Bearbloke,
    you mean Richard Karn’s known about his bearn-fans?

  9. By Eileen on Jun 9, 2008 12:22:14 PM | Reply

    Geez I met Richard about 15 years ago, he did an autograph signing and picture taking at the new mall at the time here in Taunton, ma. Didnt get to chat really, he had alot of fans waiting but what time we did have he was a very sweet person. Hope he gets a new series soon!!

  10. By cesar gutierrez on Jul 10, 2008 5:35:39 PM | Reply

    i am veterinary bear i need know more about richard
    is he gay?
    i love you richard
    i wait your answer

  11. By frankkubb on Jul 13, 2008 4:28:22 PM | Reply

    Yesss!!!!!! Richard Karn is H.O.T. as hell: And from what I have heard about him, Hes a really personable guy, whos more than aware of his Bear - Lust status, and is quite humble and flattered too…A seemingly solid guy, ohhh yeah, and hot as hell too….Didnt I just say that??

  12. By Klarth on Sep 17, 2008 5:18:19 AM | Reply

    You know, I think Richard was my first bear crush. I grew up on Home Improvement when it actually aired, and still watched the reruns for years after.

    I later learned Tim Allen is pretty bearish too, but Tim Taylor got on my nerves. I always “felt sorry” for Al for putting up with him.

    It’s really cool that he knows about us and doesn’t mind. I am always glad to see him on TV.

  13. By hog69 on Oct 8, 2008 11:57:40 PM | Reply

    Richard Karn is my fantasy. I would love to be stranded in a cabin with him for the winter!

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