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My Photo Shoot With “The Tooz” John Matuszak: By Teddi Bare

Ever since the Oakland Raiders’ defensive lineman John Matuszak posed nude for Playgirl back in 1982, his co-model ’80s furries pornstar Mr. Teddi Bare has been pretty quiet about his photo shoot with the big man… That is, until now.

Here Teddi Bare is posed with a furry and naked John Matuszak. What you can’t see (yet) is The Tooz putting his hand between Teddi’s thighs. No wonder Ted has that big grin on his face!

“I was definitely nervous,” Mr. Bare explained. “I mean, I had never been that close with the husky John before… And when I was given the opportunity to be beside him naked? I mean, wow, it couldn’t get much better than that.”

“Of course, I had to be naked as well, and I made sure that I was pretty buffed up for the photo shoot. I mean, this was Playgirl we’re talking about! I needed to look good. However, I did not want to look too good as to upstage the sexy Mr. Matuszak.”

The one thing that stands-out for us when looking at these photos is that beefy Tooz tush. When asked about John Matuszak’s derrière, this is what Teddi had to say:

“I have been through many photo shoots and films. But I must say that The Tooz’s butt was definitely built by the gods themselves. It’s Grade-A beef that’s made of rock-hard, honest-to-goodness pure solid muscle…” Teddi gives a devilish grin then finishes with, “Well, let’s just say I know this because I was an honorary Raiders Pirate after the photo shoot…”

Was Ted implying that he had become a “butt pirate” at some point? We were of course intrigued and wanted to hear more.

“One of the things that impressed me was the sheer size of John. It’s difficult to describe in words just how he exuded such a magnetic and overpowering presence. That shot of him just sitting down and partly concealing his manhood. Well, I have to say that it’s my favorite. It’s almost — well, exactly– like staring at a modern-day David sculpture — except John is of the beefier and bearish kind.”

“The pool photo was definitely my favorite. I swam in the nude with John, but unfortunately, those shots got left on the editing room floor. My fur got all matted in the water — it wasn’t very flattering at all. Anyway, I couldn’t help watching John being completely soaked with water, as well as with his natural manly sweat. It was like being in a dream. I even had the pleasure to rub oil on John and I must say that even though I suffered through the worst case of chapped paws because of it, it was definitely all worth it. I can’t even begin to describe the feeling of massaging John’s big and beefy chest and wide and massive shoulders.”

“And, oh, by the way, that beard and furry body of his? Good heavens. I wish I had such lovely fur. Yeah, I know, just look at me. I’m totally green with envy here. He is the epitome of a big burly bear, right?”

–Excerpts from Mr. Teddi Bare’s best-selling autobearography, “Baring It All: Furries Stories.”

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