Hollywood Fuzz: Matt Damon Gets Chubby For The Informant

Written by NetBear on June 29, 2008 – 5:23 am -

The man named as The Sexiest Man Alive by People Magazine has really gotten into a recent role for the new Steven Soderbergh movie The Informant.

Matt Damon Gets Chubby For The Informant

That’s Matt Damon with a fuzzy chest, some extra poundage and a kiss-tickling mustache. Looking like a cubbish bear at a swim party, all of a sudden we can look at Matt with a totally new Bearotic gaze! :)

See more of the plus-sized Matt Damon…


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Mortal Kombat Gets All Sensitive On Us

Written by BignFuzzy on June 28, 2008 – 4:42 pm -

Here’s one for the gamers. In this Mortal Kombat spoof Sub Zero and Liu Kang fight to the death. (Uhh gain…) All that fighting and blood and sweat between two men? It gets a little tiresome and monotonous. Eventually something’s got to give, right?

Go Potato took this scenario to it’s wackiest, homo erotic conclusion. The Lord Of The Outworld And Creator Of All That Is Evil (that evil voice that commands the fighters) gets a little horny watching all that man-on-man action. So he’s out for a lot more than just blood. ;)


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Bear Or Not: Lost Boy Jason Patric

Written by BignFuzzy on June 28, 2008 – 5:23 am -

Jason Patric, the All-American Lost Boy, with his Irish good looks, has matured a lot since that 1987 Vampire movie.

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Why, some might even say that Jason has joined the ranks of Da Bears! We present the fur-laden facts so you can make the decision: Bear or Not?

Is Jason Patric bear material? Take a look-see and VOTE…


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Bear Model Storms Milan Runways

Written by NetBear on June 27, 2008 – 3:11 pm -

The fashion industry is abuzz with the news that designer Vivienne Westwood sent a bear model down the runway in her recent Milan fashion show. So much for starving skinny boys in fashion. Let the bears take over!

Bear Model Stuns Milan Runways

The model’s name is Sergio Lo Re who’s an actor and bodyguard turned fashion model. But what people didn’t realize at first was that there is much more than just a bear-necessities in this fashion statement. There was a heavy dose of politics involved.

Get the skinny on this bear of fashion…


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My Boyfriend’s Back: Daddy Bear With Body Hair

Written by NetBear on June 27, 2008 – 5:43 am -

We asked for it, you delivered. Here’s another chapter in the My Boyfriend’s Back series that will titulate you with simian manliness.

Hairy Back - My Boyfriend’s Back

That’s some fur from Daddy Eric! And wouldn’t you know it that this big bear is into scenes that include wet suits. (Visions of ouchiness as he gets all that fur into rubber…)

See another shot showing Eric flagging some colors…


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The Four Stages Of Life

Written by NetBear on June 26, 2008 – 8:01 pm -

Here’s a photo that’s a quick laugh and tells it like it is. Three bottles and an IV bag represent the four stages of our lives. Ain’t it the truth though?

The Four Stages Of Life In Bottles

But what if we’re not ready to go on to stage two or three or four? Why not mix ‘em up a bit? I’m sort of a bear (beer) bottle with a baby bottle nipple attached and caffeinated soda inside. LOL! But seriously, you’d better get all the fun you can get at whatever stage you might be at. Cuz life is short!


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Folsom Street East Makes Us Feel So Nasty

Written by NetBear on June 26, 2008 – 5:22 am -

Folsom Street East 2008

The bad boys and girls on the east coast had some hot leather fun last weekend at Folsom Street East in New York F*cking City. Here’s a video of the scene to prove it, set to the perfect music track: Filthy Gorgeous by our favorites, the Scissor Sisters! (It’s mildly NSFW.)

Oh, yeah… Makes me feel nasty all over, in a really GOOD way! ;) The music really gets you into it, eh? But wait! We got more for ya! There’s some hot-off-the-press photos and a couple more videos after the jump.

Get more New York nasty from Folsom Street East…


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Rainbow Flag Turns 30 Years Old Today

Written by NetBear on June 25, 2008 – 4:58 pm -

The Rainbow FlagOn June 25, 1978, Gilbert Baker debuted the first rainbow flag at the San Francisco Gay Freedom Day Celebration, the predecessor to the present-day San Francisco LGBT Pride Celebration & Parade.

The six color rainbow that is now synonymous with the LGBT movement used to contain pink and turquoise but was reduced from its original 8 colors for production purposes.

The original colors of the rainbow as Baker had originally designed it represent, respectively: sexuality, life, healing, sun, nature, art, harmony, and spirit. The dying and sewing of the first flag was done by Baker himself.


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Bearracuda Gets The Pride Flowing In SF

Written by NetBear on June 25, 2008 – 2:40 pm -

Vote for Bearracuda as the Best Club for Queer Men on the Guardian’s Best of the Bay page. I did! Just go to item 21 on the second page, “ENTERTAINMENT AND NIGHTLIFE”. Then just type-in Bearracuda. If they win they’re gonna throw everyone a FREE Bearracuda party. Works for me!

This Saturday, June 28th Bearracuda brings you a huge helping of Bear Pride with DJ’s Matt Consola and Pete “Jester” Savas. They took their headlining DJ from New Year’s Eve 2006/07 and teamed him up with the headlining DJ from NYE 2007/08 to bring you an incredible night pride celebration.

Bearracuda Pride 2008

The party is at Deco which is just two blocks from the Pride festival at the Civic Center. Discounted $8 advance will call tickets are available until Friday, June 27th at midnight. Doors open at 9pm. $8 before 10pm, $10 after.


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Give Yourself A Proper Blowoff This Saturday In NYC

Written by NetBear on June 25, 2008 – 2:16 pm -

Blowoff is going to help you dust blow-off your cares and have a fantastic Pride celebration this Saturday in New York City.

Blowoff New York City Pride 2008

The fuzzy dancin’ starts this Saturday, June 28, 2008, from 11:00-4:00 AM at the Highline Ballroom 431 W 16th St.


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Phil Margera, The Gentle Giant And Bam’s Fall Guy

Written by BignFuzzy on June 25, 2008 – 5:52 am -

Did you ever watch Jackass or the follow-up show Viva La Bam? Bam Margera was always up to some crazy shenanigans. The part of the show I remember most was when he’d play tricks on his dad, Phil Margera. If ever there was a big Gentle Bear, it would have to be Phil.

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Poor Phil… As Bam’s stooge he would get knocked from pillar to post and never lose his cool — well, almost never.

See Phil get his clothes torn off…


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Pinups Visual Assembly Instructions

Written by NetBear on June 24, 2008 – 6:45 pm -

Christopher over at Pinups has posted a provocative visual aid to show us how to turn a copy of Pinups into a full-sized poster. Bet you didn’t know you could do that, eh?

Pinups Visual How-to Instructions

This all assumes, of course, that your copies of Pinups don’t have any pages stuck together. :D We had to bleep the delicious naughty bits out. But they’re all there in their furry glory at the Pinups site. Click the pic to learn how quick. NSFW

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