Pornstar Bears — The Naughtiest Bears Around

Written by BignFuzzy on June 14, 2008 – 6:38 am -

We couldn’t resist the schlocky 70s porno-graphics of Pornstar Bears.com. They’re the naughtiest set of collectibles you’ve ever seen.

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Their site is loaded with cartoon bears that have Afros, ’staches and big ol’ 70s mutton chops. You’ll laugh at the the Pornstar names like Jack Hammer and Rod Burns. After the jump, see some of the pornstars in action. But it’s NSFW due to ceramic figurine sex and simulated cartoon bear naughty bits.


There’s a whole subculture of self-titled Bad Taste Bears that you didn’t know about. Ready to see some bawdy bears in action? Bet you didn’t take us seriously that these are ceramic collectibles too! Well, here’s Jack Hammer and Rod Burns doing the dirty with the Disco Dollies. (GASP!)

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The Pornstarbears website has a totally excellent game of Pornbear Dressup. You can change his facial hair, body hair, clothing, accessories, even the size of his bear tackle! Here’s the favored Bearotic version of Pornbear. Hmm, this guy looks strangely familiar, eh? Try it out, we’d love to see what you come up with.

pornbear dressup

If you like your Pornstar Bears in leather you should check out Randy, shown here at The Bears Nuts.com. (Hey, we don’t come up with this stuff. We just report it!)

randy the leather bear figurine

What we’d like to see are the Pornbears makin’ it with each other! How about it, guys? Tap your gay market. We’d love to see more of Rod and Jack, and maybe a few extra characters! ;-)


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One Comment on “Pornstar Bears — The Naughtiest Bears Around”

  1. By Glenn on Jun 14, 2008 12:23:03 PM | Reply

    My bf collects BTBs and has all the line bar one. THat said, he didn’t collect this sub-line because of the dolls the bears are having sex with. They are just a bit creepy plus they look, well, young. I know that’s a weird thing to say about a piece of ceramic but still…

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