FeedVarla Jean Merman Loves Chubbies & Frankfurter Sandwiches
Written by BignFuzzy on July 31, 2008 – 5:39 am -We just love Varla Jean Merman. Every time Ms. Merman comes to town lotsa bears can be spotted at her shows. And who could resist shows with names like Under A Big Top, Varla Jean Merman Loves A Foreign Tongue and Girl With A Pearl Necklace? In this video Varla Jean is on a date with a cute chubby guy who loves to feed her frankfurter sandwiches, especially big fat ones!
Careful Varla, honey. That one might be more than even you can handle!
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Lazy Bear Weekend Goes Celestial
Written by BignFuzzy on July 30, 2008 – 12:28 pm -This year’s Lazy Bear Weekend will be a little different. Usually we have Pyro’s bonfires, a great opportunity to go back to our roots and gather around the fire under the stars, all very primal and tribal.
Harry and Pyro tried their best to promise a controlled environment within which to make the bonfires safe. In the end though, California’s Department of Parks and Wildlife has issued a ban on open fires due to the shear amount of wildfires we’ve been having.
All is not lost though. Take away the element of fire and you’ve still got air and water left. Hush Hush Sweet Smokey is gonna be held at the same estate that hosts Sunday Furry Sunday, right across the street from the old Fife’s. There’s a pool for dippin’, a bar for sippin’, lotsa bears for grippin’ and a sky full o’ stars for trippin’.
Just bring along your swimsuit and towel, a flashlight and what/whoever you like to use to keep yourself cosy. Sounds like nocturnal bliss to us, and you still might bump into one or two old flames 
Hopefully the lovely Pyro will be back with his fiery fun next year!
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LAFRO Pairs Two Musical Bears Who Woke Up Together Singing
Written by NetBear on July 30, 2008 – 5:53 am -It isn’t every day you’ll meet musicians who’ve done a bathhouse steam room tour. Super-diva Bette Midler comes to mind. And like the Divine Miss M, Scott and Waldo, who go by the name LAFRO, combine sweet vocal harmony with wacky, in-your-face comedy.
Take one ex-glam rocker (Scott “Koo-Koo Boy”) and pair him with a devout exhibitionist on guitar (Waldo) who will drop his pants at the drop of a hat. These two have got some crazy/steamy chemistry going on. The wigs, jockstraps and man-skirts will be flying when LAFRO comes to town! But what keeps their audience riveted is their eclectic blend of supremely harmonized music.
Hear LAFRO perform and see them in their nekkid furry glory…
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ForeBears: Sam Elliott Full Of 70’s Furry Bear Goodness
Written by BignFuzzy on July 29, 2008 – 5:48 am -Hirsute men with good face fuzz were thin on the ground in the 70s. Times were hard for those who were looking for some hairy eye candy. Sam Elliott to the rescue!
Fantastically furry, masculine to a ‘T’ and just plain handsome, Sam ruled the roost in the gravelly-voiced, crooked smile, hairy bod department during those lean years.
See the progression of Sexy Sam, in all his hirsute glory…
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Out And About: Runway Romance, Gay Batman, Hairspray, Brent Marr, Kathy Griffin Assistant, Why John Barrowman Is Gay
Written by NetBear on July 28, 2008 – 5:48 am -
Looks like there’s been some lovin’ going on behind the scenes at Project Runway. Towleroad confirms that a romance has bloomed between Daniel and Wesley, two (gasp) male contestants. Unfortunately Wesley got axxed in last night’s episode. Hmm… Maybe Daniel did a little sabotage under the sheets?
Think about it… Two guys living together, unencumbered by wives or girlfriends, with only an aged butler for company. Was Batman and Robin an undercover homosexual relationship? Pink tights here we come! Read about when Batman was gay.
Get ready for some more Hairspray! According to Variety John Waters is writing a treatment for a sequel. Just please, PLEASE no more John Travolta, OK? If you can’t find a proper drag queen to play Edna it just isn’t worth the effort.
Over the years artist Brent D. Marr has had crushes on bus drivers, store clerks, teachers, his dentist and a few of his Mom’s boyfriends. He’s translated those experiences into awesome sketches of “the guy next door.” Read his interview at The Complete Bear.
Rumor has it that Kathy Griffin’s long-time assistant Jessica Zajicek has quit. So much for the Pocket Goldilocks… We think it’s time for Kathy to have a gay assistant on Team Griffin. Any volunteers?
Torchwood star John Barrowman took a series of tests to determine why he’s gay for a documentary entitled, “The Making of Me.” In it he concludes that, “It was the way I was born. So I embrace it. Because it’s who I am. It’s what I am.” Airing last night in the UK, the three part series of science specials attracted 3.8 million viewers for part 1, beating out Big Brother.
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“Where The Hell Is Matt?” Inspires Us To Celebrate Life
Written by NetBear on July 27, 2008 – 5:41 am -Known on the Internet as Where In The Hell Is Matt?, a guy quit his job to take his crazy little dance to 42 countries, inspiring a cast of thousands around the world to dance with him.
Sponsored by the kind folks at Stride Gum, this country-hopping adventure took 14 months to make. What’s the message he’s trying to get across? Matt says it’s up to you. He’s just dancing. But you can’t help feeling inspired by watching this video.
Watch outtakes of Matt dancing in more amazing places and hear the soundtrack…
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The Other Family Is A Delightfully Twisted Parody
Written by NetBear on July 26, 2008 – 5:35 am -Over at Knucklecrack Eric did a posting on a hilarious cartoon parody of the popular Family Circus cartoons that have appeared in newspapers across the country for decades.
The Other Family is a series of cartoons that put the Family Circus characters into some new scenarios that you might not expect. But as you can see, it’s a lot of fun for those who can appreciate twisted humor.
See two more toons from The Other Family…
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Rotten Robbie Playing At Lazy Furry Sunday
Written by NetBear on July 25, 2008 – 6:02 pm -After you’ve had enough Up Your Alley (so to speak) DJ Rotten Robbie will be polishing-up some tracks at a pre-Lazy Bear edition of Sunday Furry Sunday this weekend in San Francisco.
It’s only a buck to get in from 5pm to 11pm at the 440 Castro bar. They’re giving away free Raffle Tickets and prizes. Go bear chested or in a tank-top and get some drink specials. More information at Castrobear.
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What’s Up Your Alley? A Dore To Leather, Fetish And Naked Guys
Written by NetBear on July 25, 2008 – 11:45 am -This weekend it’s time for one of the leather and kink high-holiday events in San Francisco. Up Your Alley, or Dore Alley as it is known by locals, is where the hard-core kink-o-philes come to walk around naked and show their stuff.
The event is put on by the same people who do Folsom Street Fair, so it’s generally in the same theme, just at a smaller scale. But as most bay area folks will tell you, Dore Alley is where people let it all hang out… quite literally. Naked guys displaying their favorite fetishes are all over the place, leaning against walls, getting checked-out. And without the throngs of people, you actually get a chance to see and enjoy the sights.
Up Your Alley Fair is Sunday, July 27th, from 11AM to 6PM at Dore Alley between Folsom and Howard streets.
Who’s going? Who’s been? Give us a shout-out and add a comment!
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Bear Tube 13: Kendall Truth Changes, BEARatones Bear Patrol, Naked Chubby Dance, Bear Olympics, Wrestling, Kissing
Written by NetBear on July 25, 2008 – 5:59 am -Kendall performs a new track entitled Truth Changes from his upcoming CD of the same name.
The BEARatones perform Bear Patrol at GALA in Florida.
scexpatriate decides that we need a little more naked chubby dancing in our world.
Tourists get recruited to eat pies in Funfur.tv’s Bear Olympics. “They’re American… They can eat!”
See Speedo-clad wrasslin’ bears and two guys who love to kiss…
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Take the “Get Your Smokey On” Wildfire Pledge
Written by NetBear on July 24, 2008 – 4:33 pm -Have you seen the image below published in your local newspaper? Smokey The Bear wants people to realize that wildfires burn more than 4 million acres every year.
If you take The Wildfire Pledge you can download a full-sized mask PDF of Smokey The Bear for free. Just visit SmokeyBear.com and show your commitment to wildfire prevention. It’s mostly meant to help kids with fire awareness. But I know some cubs and bears that are walking around with masks on right now.
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Artist Guy Thomas Loves To Exhibit Bears
Written by BignFuzzy on July 24, 2008 – 9:00 am -French artist Guy Thomas has always had a penchant for strong furry men. His pencil loves to trace the contours of a manly belly, thigh or bum. Guy’s taste for the manly man is expressed beautifully in this portrait of Greg.
The chunky fingers, meaty forearms and mischievous expression are all rendered with a clarity and realism that only an artist with a true passion for his subject could achieve.
Guy has more bears in his portfolio for your delectation…
