FeedStrap-on Bear Belly Is A Secret Cooler Too
Written by NetBear on July 4, 2008 – 5:22 am -What do you get the guy who longs to have a big beer bear belly?
The manufacturer calls it the Beerbelly. But we couldn’t resist adjusted the name a bit. Yes, it’s a strap-on belly! But this one is functional too. Fill the Beerbelly with your favorite beverage and you’ve got an 80 ounce cooler concealed as a spare tire.
Do you long to have a nice big belly to show-off to your friends? Do you get thirsty a lot and loath having to go all the way to the kitchen for a brewsky? Are you tired of paying $8.00+ dollars for a beverage at your favorite event? Have we got a product for you!
The Beerbelly is made up of an insulated neoprene sling and a polyurethane bladder with a tube for dispensing. The bladder is held in an insulated pouch in the sling which is worn under your clothing for concealment. When worn, it looks just like a beer belly and stays cold for hours.
Just in time for summertime hot weather you can order your Beerbelly from Coolerfun.com. It comes in two models. The standard model Beerbelly is $34.95 and includes just the belly itself. The Deluxe model sells for just $49.95 and includes the Beerbelly, the Pleasure Extender (Don’t all strap-ons come with this??) and specially formulated One-Step Beerbelly Cleanser — A $65.00 value!
How you will explain your shrinking gut is another matter. But with this device you can have the guys sucking on your belly all day long! 
Thanks to those honorary Florida bears Stan and Lee for tipping us off about this.
By Steve Kerbow on Feb 13, 2010 7:02:05 AM | Reply
Too Funny! Where do I get one?