FeedCountry Bears Converge At International German Bear Pride 2008 In Cologne
Written by NetBear on August 31, 2008 – 5:44 am -Ever heard German spoken with a country-western accent? You just might hear it this year at International German Bear Pride Cologne.
On November 18-23 bears, bearded men, chubbies, chasers, leather & fetish men and friends from all over the world will converge on Cologne, Germany for one of the biggest bear bashes in Europe. There will be plenty of furry beefcake to see in the Mr. Bear Germany contest.
Get more information at the Bears Cologne web site.
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Bear Tube 17: All Sean Connery Video Festival
Written by NetBear on August 30, 2008 – 5:29 am -
Sean Connery gets read… er… interviewed by Dame Edna.
What if… Sean Connery had a Sex Hotline? Put away your credit card numbers. This is just a spoof!
Zardoz has got to be Sean Connery’s wildest role ever. He looks damn good in a pony tail and loincloth! But what if it was recut to be a romance? Classic sci-fi moments with a small NSFW “spontaneous” scene.
Sean Connery has problems tying his tie in a Japanese Suntory Crest whiskey ad from 1992. That classic daddy look drives ‘em wild!
See the second half of our all Sean Connery video review…
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Harry The Running Bear Does An Encore!
Written by BignFuzzy on August 29, 2008 – 5:39 am -We have received such a lot of emails from folks who were just wild about Harry at the Heart Of Texas Bears Cabearet that we thought we’d give you a look-see at his encore for that night.
Harry teamed up with the inimitable Auntie Christ to pay homage to the purry feline Eartha Kitt. The camera loved Harry, the crowd loved Harry, we love Harry! (We love you too, Auntie!)
See Harry being used and abused…
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Sweat At Sanctuary This Sunday
Written by NetBear on August 28, 2008 – 5:09 am -We’ve been hearing an awful lot about a new party that’s happening this weekend. Castrobear has teamed up with Gus Presents for Sweat At Sanctuary.
Get your sweat on Sunday, August 31st, from 10pm to 8am at 715 Harrison @ 3rd. Tickets are $20 in advance or $30 at the door.
See another photo of the hot DJs that will be on hand…
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Bear Olympics II: Oil Wrestling
Written by NetBear on August 27, 2008 – 12:59 pm -Those Brits are at it again. In the first video we presented from Funfur.tv’s Bear Olympics it became obvious that mustaches can be very functional in a bear drinking contest. In the latest chapter we discover that underwear just doesn’t hold up when lubed-up for oil wrestling.
When they get in you can squirt them all you like.
The collegiate cubs come out of the woodwork for this event, dropping their pants for a chance to participate in the oil wrestling competition. WOOF!
Which country came out on top? Who won? As you will see, by the end of the event it really didn’t matter. Everyone definitely had a great time and that’s all that matters.
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Sean Connery Launches Book Of His Memoirs
Written by NetBear on August 27, 2008 – 5:03 am -Scottish acting legend and super bear-daddy Sir Sean Connery has celebrated his 78th birthday by launching his memoirs at a sell-out event in Edinburgh.
The former James Bond star, a high-profile Scottish nationalist, launched “Being a Scot” on August 25th, his 78th birthday. Connery is a vocal supporter of the pro-independence Scottish National Party. He lives in the Bahamas and has said he will not reside in Scotland until it gains independence from the United Kingdom.
See more photos and learn more about Connery’s memoirs…
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Bear Quiz: Can You Name This Grizzly?
Written by BignFuzzy on August 26, 2008 – 5:24 am -Does this face look familiar? This big guy has some nice strong features, heavy brow, gruff ol’ beard. But who is he?
Here’s a clue, he doesn’t usually sport whiskers but he is a definite daddy type.
Give up? Come see who’s hiding behind the fur…
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Jiraiya’s Japanese Muscle Bear Is Definitely Into Water Sports!
Written by BignFuzzy on August 25, 2008 – 10:36 am -Break out the swim fins and wet suit! Wouldn’t you be into water sports if this hunk of a man made you the offer of some wet n’ wild action?
Illustrated by JIRAIYA Copyright by G-project, Ltd.
It’s been a while since we brought you a Jiraiya muscle bear to ogle at. This one’s looks ready to give you some lessons. Breast stroke, anyone?
As you’ve seen in our earlier postings, Jiraiya has a way of creating bear perfection in his illustrations. If you’ve become one of Jiraiya fans like we have, buy the book.
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Bear Tube 16: Willy Wonka Dark Chocolate, Sumo Squadron, Pilobolus, Kelly Rowland Drag, Let ‘Em Marry, Shotput
Written by NetBear on August 24, 2008 – 5:54 am -A reworked trailer for family favorite film Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory turns the film into a dark, hallucinogenic thriller/morality tale. The nightly news will never seem quite the same!
When bus loads of sumo wrestlers descend on a downtown area, what could be their motivation? Keep in mind its a commercial for Lenovo’s laptops.
Pilobolus… Innovative dance troop performs amazing shadow dance like you’ve never seen before. More from a Hyundai commercial.
Give a few bears some party dresses, some bouncy Kelly Rowland music and watch-out! It’s a party waiting to happen.
See two more videos that just might make you laugh…
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When A Richard Is Really Just A Dick
Written by NetBear on August 23, 2008 – 5:06 am -We’ve all been in a situation where a handsome romantic interest seems too good to be true. And when that perfect guy shows his true colors you suddenly realize why he’s not the catch you thought he once was. Does that sound familiar? 
Here’s Olivia Newton-John as the character Bitsy Mae Harling from Sordid Lives: The Series singing You Look Like A Dick To Me.
I think we’ve got a new catch-phrase for guys who are pretty on the outside but aren’t so nice once you get to know them. By the way, have you been watching Sordid Lives: The Series? It’s a scream!
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Who Would You Invite To The Prom?
Written by BignFuzzy on August 22, 2008 – 5:22 pm -If you’re in the Long Beach California area and you’re looking for somewhere cool to invite your date, then ask them to accompany you to the Bear Prom!
Kub Kamp at 740 E. Broadway Long Beach, CA is throwing a Bear Prom every fourth Saturday of the month. The guys tell us it’s a Saturday night frenzy for Burly bears, Husky Hunks, Boss Truckers, Chubbies n’ Chasers, Gen X Bears and of course, Trailer Trash! Sounds like our kinda gig! All this to the fabbo tunes of DJ Hazmat. Wanna hear some of DJ Hazmat’s grooves? Here ya go!
* Danity Kane - Damaged (Global Factory Mix)
* Pussycat Dolls - When I Grow Up (Dave Aude Club Mix)
* Madonna - Give It To Me (Paul Oakenfold Remix)
* Metro Station - Shake It (Lenny B Mix)
* Lady GaGa - Just Dance (HCCR’s Bambossa Main Mix)
They even have a photographer so you will have a memento of your dance with your dreamy date, see you there!
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Drag Queens Storm Project Runway
Written by NetBear on August 21, 2008 – 11:24 am -Did you get a chance to watch the Project Runway Drag Queen Challenge we told you about? As anticipated, it was indeed the most fabulous episode ever. Going clockwise from the upper-left diva that’s Farrah Moans, Miss Understood, Annida Greenkard, Sweetie, Acid Betty and the irrepressible Varla Jean Merman.
Bet you want to know who won. If you aren’t going to watch the episode, click through and see photos of everyone and the outfit that won. But if you ARE going to watch the show, don’t click through or you’ll discover which glamazon model showed everyone who put “back” back on the runway.
See who won the Drag Queen Challenge (spoiler)…
