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Sisters Make A Hot Furry Mess At Lazy Bear 2008

Written by NetBear on August 5, 2008 – 5:16 am -

On the first day of Lazy Bear 2008 the setting at the Russian River Resort was calm, serene and relaxed. Guys were sunning leisurely by the pool, unaware that the fur was about to fly.

When the Russian River Sisters showed-up on the scene, the mood changed pretty quickly into a fur-charged, creamy afternoon treat. The Sisters were putting on one of their Pie Throwing Contest fund raisers using volunteers pulled from the crowd.

And as you might imagine, the Sisters do things a little differently. In this kind of Pie Throwing Contest people bid for the chance to throw a pie tin of whipped cream somewhere on the volunteer’s body.

What could be better than having a bevy of bears lounging around half-naked next to a pool? How about a couple of STICKY BEARS getting slathered with whipped cream? That’s what the Russian River Sisters had in mind for their Pie Throwing fund contest. Sister Barbi Mitzvah was master/mistress of ceremonies for the fund raiser.

That’s one built sister!

The event got started with contestant number one. Sitting on stage in the hot-seat, he looked a little nervous as people started throwing money into the pot for a chance to nail him with a pie.

Would you lick whipped cream off this man?

The winning bidder opted to plop the whipped cream on the backside of the contestant.

Uh, oh… What a mess. What ever shall we do? Sister Barbi to the rescue. Who wants to bid for the chance to lick some of this whipped cream off? The pie slinger himself was happy to up the ante. He made quick work of the mess he made.

Numm… numm… numm…

UPDATE — Here’s a video of the whole transaction, from plop to slurp.

Contestant number two was a fuzzy young cub sporting some piercings. Like the guy before him, he nervously waited to find out which person from the crowd would doff him in cream.

Little did he know that his knight in shining armor would be none other than contestant number one, fresh and ready for more mischief. He got a little more than he bargained for when the cub strikes back, sharing the whipped cream love. That’s also them in the opening photo of this posting, doing the beard nuzzle.

UPDATE — Here’s a video of the dirty sticky deed getting done. Smmmmoosh!

Contestant number three didn’t think he was going to get any bites from the audience during the auctioning off of his whipped cream rights. That is, until someone from the audience came up and… well… bit him!

But the real surprise came when Sister Barbi did her best Gene Simmons impersonation, preparing to give the unwitting contestant a severe tongue lashing of a different kind.

Just when everyone thought they had seen it all, Sister Barbi called for contestant number four. Swaggering to the stage, this big smiling beefcake of a man from the UK caused more than a few jaws to drop in the audience.

As he taunted the audience to up the bid for his creaming, this confident muscle bear may have bitten off more than he could chew. A plucky young cub won the bid and delivered a swift creamy blow… to the inside of his shorts!

From the priceless look on his face, I don’t think that the big man expected it to feel quite like it did. Looking down into his shorts, he probably wondered what that pie tin was doing down there.

Contestant number five seemed to enjoy the experience way too much. But he should be proud for helping to get donations for a worthy cause.

But out of all the contestants we saw that day, only one of them was brave enough to take it like a man. Sister Barbi played Vana White with his fuzzy white behind before the winning bidder creamed him, butt good.

What’s that? You say you’ve never before seen a fuzzy white bum covered with whipped cream? Take a closer look and enjoy what are most definitely the creamiest thighs we’ve seen in a while.

More contestants cream- filled the afternoon, making the first day of Lazy Bear one Beard Papa day to remember.

Photos by ELAREE © All Rights Reserved

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