FeedBaseball Player David Wells Out Of The Closet?
Written by NetBear on October 1, 2008 – 8:34 am -On July 12th burly baseball player David Wells came out of the closet. Well, that is, according to a short-lived entry that appeared on his Wikipedia page. A short time later the remark alluding to Wells’ having a life partner named John Allek was removed. But it did not escape the all-seeing Bearotic eye.
Wells is sometimes criticized for a lack of tact. For example, he will sometimes speculate on which players are using steroids He was formally married to a Robin~Jane Wells but divorist do to his affair with John Allek his life partner
Looks legit, right? 
Long known to be the bastion of truth and factual knowledge, Wikipedia has been criticized for being manipulated by unscrupulous users sometimes. Certainly this could not be one of those situations, could it? It does, however, give us a good excuse to cast a Bearotic eye at David Wells.
If anything, we seem to have found that there are a lot of people on the net who don’t seem to like old Boomer, as he is also known. It must have to do do with Wells’ “lack of tact” in some situations.
What does the media say about David? According to the Los Angeles Times “Wells is one pitcher who can always get loose.” Ummm-kay…
He comes in and he’s got nothing. No equipment bag. No clothes. Nothing. Just showed up.
Figured in the big leagues they’d have everything. He didn’t have a glove. He didn’t have a cup. He didn’t have a jock. He didn’t have anything.
David Wells, love him or hate him… Through the years he’s always been recognizably on the bearish side. Let us count the ways.
By this point you realize why we couldn’t ever put David Wells in the Bear Or Not category. With a big belly, bulky physique, tattoos, furry chin and fun loving personality, David Wells is quite possibly one of the most bearish baseball players we know of.
Is the big man gay? Meh… We care not. After all, these days there isn’t much difference between a gay man and a straight man… ‘cept maybe a six-pack. 
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By BioBear on Oct 1, 2008 7:50:37 PM | Reply
I shit you not. David Wells bear daddy looks got me real interested in baseball when he used to pitch for the Yankees. A hot hot bear man. I would be even happier to be a gay bear if he was too.
By bearrock on Oct 5, 2008 11:07:27 AM | Reply
He has a slight resemblance to Larry Walker with the longer hair