Matt Light The Furry Football Hottie

Written by NetBear on February 4, 2009 – 7:51 pm

We got a lot of fan mail about Matt Light, the furry 300 pound football jock that rocked bears around the world with his hot dancing in the SoBe Super Bowl commercial.

Matt Light From The SoBe Super Bowl Commercial

How could you not get all warm and fuzzy inside looking at this handsome 6′ 4″ guy? How could such a sexy beast have evaded the Bearotic eye for so long?? We’re gonna have to look a little closer at this one.


Do we have words to describe this refrigerator-sized, beefy hunk? How about hot, hot, hot, hot, HOT!!

Matt Light Patriots Number 72 New England

Whether he’s sporting a crew cut and goatee or a scruffy hair and a grizzly beard, Matt has that masculine and rugged appeal that makes the heart of many to go all aflutter.

Matt Light In His Younger Days As A New England Patriot

Both in front of the camera and on the sidelines, Matt has that special je ne sais quoi.

Matt Light New England Patriots

Here he is in his younger refrigerator days. He can’t weigh over 300-pounds anymore.

Matt Light At 300 Pounds With Long Hair And Beard

As we know him best, guzzling down that SoBe.

Matt Light Drinks SoBe

I think some moving pictures are in order, right? We’re in luck. The Light Foundation strives to empower young people to reach their highest potential. Here’s Matt helping furniture maker Steve Staples in Plainville, Massachusetts to make a flyrod cabinet was made from reclaimed boards and windows from an old house and a barn.

With a 42-inch waist Matt is a great spokesman for big and tall stores. Here’s handsome Matt doing a commercial for Casual Male XL.

I’d buy shorts from that man! Wouldn’t you?

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8 Comments on “Matt Light The Furry Football Hottie”

  1. By LatinoCub on Feb 6, 2009 5:21:09 PM | Reply

    WOW WOW WOW. I know what I’m going to do when I get home tonight ;) LOL

  2. By Matt on Feb 21, 2009 8:56:45 AM | Reply

    Wow… I just saw the ad and immediately hit my browser to see what I could find on this incredibly handsome guy. Holy cow! I, too, cannot believe I’ve never heard or seen this guy before… where have we all been??? Anyway, great site! I’ve definitely found a place worth my bookmark! :-P

  3. By randytexan on May 11, 2009 7:27:05 PM | Reply

    I fell in love with this guy from the Sobe commercials. Sexy dancer…Watching him move his hips and the facial expressions he makes …Damn! lol

  4. By bruno on Jun 4, 2009 6:00:06 AM | Reply

    Steve the cabinet maker is damn hot too!

  5. By thomas on Feb 21, 2010 1:18:53 AM | Reply

    delicious

  6. By Larry on Jun 9, 2010 6:17:30 AM | Reply

    I know the guy. He is a big strong guy and quite nice. He is why I now love Purdue football. He is so cute when he blushes.

  7. By Grizz Robinson on Feb 7, 2012 9:53:10 AM | Reply

    Apparently he also went out dancing shirtless the night after the game…

    http://deadspin.com/5882729/rob-gronkowski-shirtless-matt-light-danced-away-their-sorrows-after-the-super-bowl

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