Source Of Belly Button Lint Discovered

Written by NetBear on March 9, 2009 – 6:51 pm -

Georg Steinhauser, a Vienna chemist, has discovered what most bears already know. There is a certain type of body hair responsible for directing lint into the navel.

Furry Belly Responsible For Belly Button Lint

Steinhauser spent three years studying over 500 pieces of fluff from his own navel. He found that hairs around the belly button have a scaly structure that pulls fibers from clothing and then directs those fibers into the belly button.

Well, now we know! What better way to celebrate this gigantic discovery than to feature some photos of hot bear bellies! And what better place to find them than at a hot event like Lazy Bear.


Georg Steinhauser wrote that scales on the hair around the belly button act like “barbed hooks,” catching a “melange of foreign materials” and coalescing them into easily removed clumps of lint.

Big Muscle Bear With Furry Belly At Lazy Bear
Here’s one big muscle bear who’s got a cute fuzzy belly too.

Big Furry Chest And Belly At Lazy Bear
Pull the shorts down a bit and that furry trail reveals itself.

A Cute Daddy With His Cub At Lazy Bear
A cute cub points out something to his hot daddy.

What’s even more interesting is that Steinhauser proposes that men with belly hair are likely to have “cleaner and more hygienic belly buttons than those who do not.” No wonder we’re so inspired to nuzzle and lick these bellies. They’re hygienic! ;)

Bear In A Ball Cap And Swimsuit Sits By The Side Of The Pool

A Buzz Cut Dancing Bear At Lazy Bear

Three Bear Bellies At Lazy Bear

For those who don’t want to deal with the lint altogether, Steinhauser recommends a belly shaving. Umm… Not likely!

A Furry Dancer At Lazy Bear

Bears In Red Shorts At Lazy Bear

Hot Leather Dancer At Lazy Bear

As you can see, the bear bellies were abundant at Lazy Bear. Nothing like hot weather to encourage guys to strip down to expose the fur we’ve been waiting to see all winter.

And now the next time you find yourself face to face with a fuzzy belly you can tell your friend a few belly button factoids that he might not know. All courtesy of Georg Steinhauser and your buddies at Bearotic.

A Fuzzy Belly Button

See the bellies first hand by attending Lazy Bear yourself.

More photos from Lazy Bear by ELAREE.

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2 Comments on “Source Of Belly Button Lint Discovered”

  1. By joe to hell on Mar 9, 2009 7:10:16 PM | Reply

    this IDIOT spent three years to state the obvious? and why 500 batches of his own?

  2. By Wilmaryad Ben O'Scallas on Apr 26, 2009 5:40:10 AM | Reply

    Makes sense!

    If I were him, however, I’d have carried out this study on some sturdy hirsute creatures. :p

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