FeedFish On Dressing For The Occasion
Written by NetBear on May 31, 2009 – 4:56 pm -Kenneth Fish tells us that no matter what the occasion is, dress for it appropriately.
Whether Party or Protest, it never hurts to be dressed appropriately.
At 10:00am on May 22, 2009, the California Supreme Court announced that Tuesday May 26 would be the day they deliver their ruling on Proposition 8. No matter what they announce, no matter what their decision, places like San Francisco will surely be host to events that may, from the outside, be hard to discern protest from party. Either way, one must be properly dressed, and, in part, it is my duty to help you look your best.
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Motorcycle Safety Awareness Month: Pants
Wow! I can’t believe a whole month has gone by since I started this series for Motorcycle Safety Awareness Month. We’ve covered helmets, jackets, and boots, so far. Today, we’re thinking about bottoms.
No, not that kind of bottom.
The kind you wear.
On a motorcycle.
For protection.
I’m talking about pants, or, heaven forbid, chaps.
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Fish on Walter and boxer shorts…
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Hollywood Fuzz: Zachary Quinto Gets Milked
Written by NetBear on May 31, 2009 – 4:07 pm -Some Hollywood celebrities go the extra distance in everything they do. When resident young Spock, Zachary Quinto got his video portrait done by photographer/director Tyler Shields, he went beyond getting just a milk mustache and calling it a day. Way, WAY beyond…
To me the scruffy Zachary looks like he’s channeling the evil character Silar Sylar from Heroes, about to have a big ol’ psychic fit over getting glop, glop, glopped on. Um… That IS milk, right?
Watch Zachary Quinto get glop-glop-glopped on…
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Toy Story 3 Teaser Trailer Releases
Written by NetBear on May 31, 2009 – 3:45 pm -If there was a film that helped define the success of the Pixar Animation Studio, it would have to be Toy Story. But since 1999’s Toy Story 2, the franchise hasn’t seen much box office action. But in 2010 the new Toy Story 3 movie is scheduled to debut.
The premise for the film is that their owner, Andy, has gone off to college. So Woody, Buzz, and the rest of their toy-box friends are dropped off at a day-care center. But none of this surfaces in the teaser. It’s way too early for that. But the teaser is a cute way to reintroduce the characters.
Watch the teaser trailer for Toy Story 3…
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Bear Tube: Antique Hardware, Uber Cute, Dame Meets Wanda, Asking Permission
Written by NetBear on May 29, 2009 – 4:04 pm -
Phreakmonkey shows us his hardware. His big wooden antique modem hardware, to be precise.
You want cute? I’ll give you cute. The Pygmy Jerboa sets a new all time high for cuteness in a teeny-tiny package.
OMG… Dame Edna looks absolutely amazon as she meets comedian Wanda Sykes on The Tonight Show. Things heat up when Edna asks Wanda to wear something a little more attractive.
How would you feel if you had to ask 260 million people for the right to marry?
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Gillette Wants To Shave The World
Written by NetBear on May 29, 2009 – 12:02 pm -Though there’s a certain erotic notion to it in certain contexts, we’re generally not fans of shaving men down. But if Gillette and their legions of smooth-as-baby-butt-seeking gals have their way, there’s not going to be a manly follicle left on the planet.
As fur-loving manly men, we can visit the Gillette web site and laugh as whipped girlie men strut confidently along a forest trail, getting shaved down more and more each step of the way.
Our theory is that women are majorly pissed about having to pluck, shave and rip every hair off their bodies to keep their men happy through the years. Now they’ve taken jobs at Gillette and have started a marketing campaign to put every man on the planet through the same pain and agony that they’ve suffered through all their lives.
What evil fur-baring plan has Gillette concocted? It’s nothing less than the systematic denuding of every inch of man-fur on the planet!
Watch how you’re going to get turned into a girlie man…
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Picnic Warriors Have A Hot Lunch In Jockstraps
Written by NetBear on May 29, 2009 – 8:47 am -The bad boys of hot photography, Exterface, have outdone themselves with this one. They’ve taken two seemingly unrelated topics — combined them — and created something totally hot and steamy. When the Picnic Warriors get to having lunch, it’s something we will all want to taste!
Two hot and furry muscle bears in jockstraps are going to have a carnal picnic. They’ve got some leather on too. But they’ll be tasting a whole lot more before this photo shoot is over. Just in time for the summer, picnic plaid has never been so hot!
See more photos from the Picnic Warriors…
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Top Cities For Finding Tops And Bottoms
Written by NetBear on May 28, 2009 – 2:04 pm -The Sword (NSFW) sifted through gadjillions of Craigslist ads to tabulate where the tops and bottoms are in major cities of the United States. The results are in:
Most Likely to Bottom: Houston
Most Likely to Top: New York City
Hmm… If I’m reading this right San Francisco has two tops for every three bottoms. Any way you look at it, them odds ain’t too bad. 
Would any of you scientific type bears care to comment on the results?
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Bear Party Benefit For SF Stop AIDS Project
Written by NetBear on May 28, 2009 – 12:07 pm -Come on out this Sunday, May 31st, to join Bear Party Productions and the San Francisco bear community at The Stud for a dance to benefit the Stop AIDS Project.
Dance beats will be supplied by DJ Byron, and representative hotties from this event’s beneficiaries, the Stop AIDS Project, will be on hand to host a raffle with great prizes supplied by our sponsors, man the food table, and provide free testing for STDs.
The entrance fee is just $5.00, so there’s no excuse not to join the party and help us support this worthy cause. In addition, several companies agreed to work with us to help sponsor this event, including: CyberBears, BearWWW, Steamworks, The Complete Bear, Titan, COLT, and Pantheon. The party gets started this Sunday at 6PM, at The Stud, 399 9th Street in San Francisco.
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Out And About: Beard and Mustache Championship, Dance Flick Bear, Home For Joe, Shave Everything
Written by NetBear on May 28, 2009 – 9:45 am -
The World Beard and Moustache Championships happened last Saturday in Anchorage, Alaska. Fantastically furred competitors from all over the world strut the stage, showing off their facial foliage. Check out these fun follically full-featured fotos from ThorNYC.
Bearotic reader RuRu says that there’s a cute bear-tender in the new movie, Dance Flick. He doesn’t show up in any of the promo materials. But “his beard has got the sexiest edge I’ve seen in a long time.”
Mr. International Daddy Bear 2009, Joe Mannetti, is going home for Connecticut Pride. He’ll be helping out the Northeast Ursamen June 5th through the 7th.
Jesse Rosen’s The Art of Being Straight is a smart comedy exploring the too often strict boundaries of being gay or straight from the perspective of today’s younger generation.
If you have a strange, uncontrollable urge to become a hairless eunuch, Nivea has a video tutorial on how to shave EVERYTHING.
Prints & The Revolution (get it?) is an online gallery specialised in pop art, street art, graffiti art and contemporary art. You can get some great, new, cool and affordable art by known and unknown artists like Michiel Walrave who did this limited edition print.
Guess which two gay words just got added to the Oxford English Dictionary? The first was Gaydar. Thank goodness straight folk will be able to understand some more gay-speak.
How did we get in this Prop 8 predicament? Who is responsible? Who? WHO?? How the Mormon Stole Everything explains it all. NSFW
Flexing farmers strut their stuff in tryouts for the 2010 Switzerland’s Sexiest Farmers calendar.
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Bears In Games Picks Top 5 Gayest 16-bit Games
Written by NetBear on May 28, 2009 – 5:02 am -Who ya gonna trust to tell you about the gayest and most Bearotic video games evuh? We’re putting our money on the Bears In Games crew.
They’re bringing the gayest 16-bit games out of the closet. You’ll wonder how you got through puberty without noticing some of the sexy bits in these.
Watch the gayest 16-bit games revealed…
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Fundoshi Giveaway Winners — Get Your Inner Sumo Ready To Rumble
Written by NetBear on May 27, 2009 – 2:41 pm -It looks like the bear community at Bearotic wants to release their inner sumo with some underwear that’s both cool and HOT! We’ve selected the winners of the Fundoshi Giveaway, courtesy of XZytes.com
The winners are:
- Bruin
- Helooklikeabeahr
- Wolf
- RICK N NICK
- and Patrick Kellogg
The winners have all been sent a Bearotic Giveaway email that they must respond to within 24 hours. If any of them fail to respond we’ll pick new winners.
Didn’t win? Don’t let the whim of our randomizer spoil your summer fun. Head on over to XZytes.com and order up some Fundoshi in time for your summer bear runs.
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Bear Tube: Heartbreak Make Me A Dancer, Chubby Kid Icarus, Two Crazy Dads, Tom Fort Body
Written by NetBear on May 27, 2009 – 2:05 pm - A fab new dance track from British pop diva Sophie Ellis-Bextor and Freemasons — Heartbreak Make Me A Dancer.
One of the Mega 64 boys is a cute and chubby Kid Icarus running around in his underwear.
Two “crazy dads” in Northern California react to the recent Supreme Court ruling upholding the Prop 8 ruling in California. It’s both sad and inspiring to see the personal impact that this legislated hate has brought on our community.
The lost Tom Fort video — Tom performs a cover version of Body to Body, filmed at the Studio 54 in Münster, Germany.
