FeedGo Commando To Avoid Kingon Wedgies
Written by NetBear on May 8, 2009 – 5:51 am -“Kingons” have arrived on earth in search of the precious Dilithium Crystals in the Burger King collectible Star Trek glasses. What the heck are Kingons? They’re the love child of The King & female Klingons and they’re gonna take your dignity in order to take your glass.
It sounds like another hamburger commercial. But it’s actually a very amusing marketing campaign. The video instructions you’ll get from the humpy Star Fleet cadet will help you avoid getting a Neon Nurple, a Warp 5 Wedgie and other Kingon attacks. For example, above going commando thwarts the Warp 5 Wedgie.
You can keep your glass if you are willing to give up something else you care about. Go commando whenever possible.
Go to Kingon Defense Academy.
By Ripley on May 8, 2009 11:02:51 PM | Reply
i really like the startrek uniforms. you must be really fit to look good in pyamas
By Dwight Supremacy on May 10, 2009 10:47:55 AM | Reply
That kinda turns me on. Haha.
By Klarth on Mar 16, 2010 5:09:07 AM | Reply
that guy was kinda cute (the commando one). more so face to face than in profile.