FeedWearable Towel Is This Summer’s Snuggie
Written by NetBear on May 27, 2009 – 5:50 am -Now that summer is here, that Snuggie is getting kind of warm. How about something new to cover that awful and disgusting nudity? It’s the Wearable Towel.
It’s perfect for getting the morning newspaper. Just throw it on toga style and hop outside. Oh, there’s the Cleavers. Wave to the neighbors!
And it has no fasteners! As Mr. Spock would say, “Fascinating…”
Now you know you want one. Cover up that annoying nudity now!
