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Written by NetBear on August 21, 2010 – 3:04 pmWe bears think a lot about hairy things. In particular, we are fond of our beards and facial hair. So are the folks at Bluebeards Original, makers of some of our favorite beard care products. So why not get everyone thinking about face fur together and in the process win some free product.
Get ready to Hairy Haiku! During the next week it’s your turn to beard-azzle us with your best haiku about the face fuzz we all love. A Haiku is three lines of poetry with the first line of 5 syllables, the second line of 7 syllables, and closing with the third line of 5 syllables. The best haiku about beards, mustaches, scruff or stubble will win a Duo pack from our friends at Bluebeards Original!
The fine print for the giveaway: On Saturday, August 28th we will go through all the entries, looking for the best haiku about facial hair. The one that catches the Bearotic eye will win a set of Bluebeard’s Original Beard Shampoo and Conditioner. You must supply a valid email address in the comment form. You may enter as many haikus as you like. Good luck!
Need some inspiration? Visit the Bluebeards Original web site or check out all our postings about beards, mustaches and scruff.
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By Ches Clark on Aug 21, 2010 4:32:50 PM | Reply
A selection of facial hair haiku. I may write more later…
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Shadows fall at five,
but I long for later, your
rough face in the dark.
Face-down on the bed.
Your broad, stubbly chin is my
favorite back scratcher.
I can still smell you,
hours after you’ve gone home,
your scent in my beard.
I long to bathe nude
under the soft waterfall
spilling from your chin.
Red-bearded Daddy,
Screw the drapes. Does the carpet
match the facial fur?
MY evil twin from
a parallel universe
would be clean-shaven.
Pai Mei will kick your
ass with nothing but a stern
look and his mustache.
It’s plain you were meant
to be photographed. You grow
the frame for your face.
Each hair on your face
is a why, one of a thousand
reasons to kiss you.
By Aaron LBC on Aug 22, 2010 2:59:37 AM | Reply
Non-bear has no beard
You are not really a bear
Beards don’t define bears
By dean on Aug 22, 2010 9:46:28 AM | Reply
Beards rule us with their
upside down sexual crown
of furry fireworks.
By Dwight Supremacy on Aug 22, 2010 12:15:15 PM | Reply
Bearded big brawny
Catnip to boy like me
Never shave it off
By Robert W, on Aug 23, 2010 3:02:31 AM | Reply
Face furry forest
Chest soft rug
Arms strong pythons
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Goatee and stache
Heart does melt
Sleep chin to chin
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By Ches Clark on Aug 24, 2010 8:39:56 PM | Reply
Hmmm… Apparently I can’t count. Please note the revision to the last haiku in my first set. Additionally, here are some others as well.
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Each hair on your face,
a why–one of a thousand
reasons to kiss you.
My lips are lonely
seekers, finding company
under your mustache.
You can keep your scarf,
my bald-faced buddy. Or you
Could just grow a beard.
Shaved my face-parka
into a chop-and-soul-patch
bikini last June.
A clean-shaven man
looks as natural as a
freshly peeled hedgehog.
Boys becoming bears
Frequently fret, fancying
woof-worthy whiskers.
Barbershop bass,
your handlebars have grabbed me.
Oh, how ironic!
By Stan on Aug 26, 2010 2:45:37 AM | Reply
I often wonder
Why I am so enraptured
By hirsutism.
I wish I could just,
Alas! If only for a while,
Sprout some serious fur.
Since I’m not a kiwi,
I have to contend with being
A smooth shiny pear.
By Dan on Aug 28, 2010 6:49:12 AM | Reply
Bearded Wild and Strong
Man to Man, Passion Along
Love Has Grown for All
Beard, Goatee, Stache, Fuzz
How a Man Should be, Sexy
Wild and Strong, He is the One.
Facial Hair, Long or Short
Gray, Black, Brown, Red or Even Blond
Makes my Heart Beat Strong