Tom Fort and Peter Johanson Form New Bear Band SunCity

Written by NetBear on July 3, 2008 – 5:10 am -

Tom Fort is doing a new project with ex-Bearforce1 member Peter Johanson. Their new bear-band is called SunCity.

Peter Johanson and Tom Fort of SunCity

Bearotic has some exclusive photos taken at their first photo shoot in Germany and a live video performance.

See what this new bear band is about…


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Bear Tube 11: Beard Shampoo, Softbear Developer, Burning Beards, Beauty Sleep

Written by NetBear on July 2, 2008 – 5:03 am -

Cute guy in the shower hawks beard shampoo. He says it’s for the ladies but we know the score.

He’s a beard… err… software developer. See if you develop for him. ;)

Rock band Clutch performs Burning Beards. Woof! We’re going to have to do a feature on front man Neil Fallon, eh?

Debbie Harry interrupts kookooboy Scott’s beauty sleep. He looks so big fine!

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Oliver Reed & Alan Bates: Men In Love!

Written by BignFuzzy on July 1, 2008 – 5:52 am -

I was 14 years old in 1969 when Women In Love was first released. The newspapers and TV were buzzing with the news that there was a nude wrestling scene between Oliver Reed and Alan Bates. Little tantalizing clips of it were shown on TV and everyone was shocked and intrigued.

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The movie was X-rated, meaning you had to be 18 to get in. I was a heavily built 14 year old and was already growing sideburns and a moustache so I could easily pass for 18. Sitting there in the darkness of the cinema I was rather bored by the intricate dialog of the movie, all I wanted was to see those two men naked together in front of that blazing fire and candle light.

Find out more about the infamous wrestling scene…


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Hollywood Fuzz: Matt Damon Gets Chubby For The Informant

Written by NetBear on June 29, 2008 – 5:23 am -

The man named as The Sexiest Man Alive by People Magazine has really gotten into a recent role for the new Steven Soderbergh movie The Informant.

Matt Damon Gets Chubby For The Informant

That’s Matt Damon with a fuzzy chest, some extra poundage and a kiss-tickling mustache. Looking like a cubbish bear at a swim party, all of a sudden we can look at Matt with a totally new Bearotic gaze! :)

See more of the plus-sized Matt Damon…


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Mortal Kombat Get’s All Sensitive On Us

Written by BignFuzzy on June 28, 2008 – 4:42 pm -

Here’s one for the gamers. In this Mortal Kombat spoof Sub Zero and Liu Kang fight to the death. (Uhh gain…) All that fighting and blood and sweat between two men? It gets a little tiresome and monotonous. Eventually something’s got to give, right?

Go Potato took this scenario to it’s wackiest, homo erotic conclusion. The Lord Of The Outworld And Creator Of All That Is Evil (that evil voice that commands the fighters) gets a little horny watching all that man-on-man action. So he’s out for a lot more than just blood. ;)


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Bear Or Not: Lost Boy Jason Patric

Written by BignFuzzy on June 28, 2008 – 5:23 am -

Jason Patric, the All-American Lost Boy, with his Irish good looks, has matured a lot since that 1987 Vampire movie.

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Why, some might even say that Jason has joined the ranks of Da Bears! We present the fur-laden facts so you can make the decision: Bear or Not?

Is Jason Patric bear material? Take a look-see…


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My Boyfriend’s Back: Daddy Bear With Body Hair

Written by NetBear on June 27, 2008 – 5:43 am -

We asked for it, you delivered. Here’s another chapter in the My Boyfriend’s Back series that will titulate you with simian manliness.

Hairy Back - My Boyfriend’s Back

That’s some fur from Daddy Eric! And wouldn’t you know it that this big bear is into scenes that include wet suits. (Visions of ouchiness as he gets all that fur into rubber…)

See another shot showing Eric flagging some colors…


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The Four Stages Of Life

Written by NetBear on June 26, 2008 – 8:01 pm -

Here’s a photo that’s a quick laugh and tells it like it is. Three bottles and an IV bag represent the four stages of our lives. Ain’t it the truth though?

The Four Stages Of Life In Bottles

But what if we’re not ready to go on to stage two or three or four? Why not mix ‘em up a bit? I’m sort of a bear (beer) bottle with a baby bottle nipple attached and caffeinated soda inside. LOL! But seriously, you’d better get all the fun you can get at whatever stage you might be at. Cuz life is short!


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Folsom Street East Makes Us Feel So Nasty

Written by NetBear on June 26, 2008 – 5:22 am -

Folsom Street East 2008

The bad boys and girls on the east coast had some hot leather fun last weekend at Folsom Street East in New York F*cking City. Here’s a video of the scene to prove it, set to the perfect music track: Filthy Gorgeous by our favorites, the Scissor Sisters! (It’s mildly NSFW.)

Oh, yeah… Makes me feel nasty all over, in a really GOOD way! ;) The music really gets you into it, eh? But wait! We got more for ya! There’s some hot-off-the-press photos and a couple more videos after the jump.

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Phil Margera, The Gentle Giant And Bam’s Fall Guy

Written by BignFuzzy on June 25, 2008 – 5:52 am -

Did you ever watch Jackass or the follow-up show Viva La Bam? Bam Margera was always up to some crazy shenanigans. The part of the show I remember most was when he’d play tricks on his dad, Phil Margera. If ever there was a big Gentle Bear, it would have to be Phil.

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Poor Phil… As Bam’s stooge he would get knocked from pillar to post and never lose his cool — well, almost never.

See Phil get his clothes torn off…


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Pinups Visual Assembly Instructions

Written by NetBear on June 24, 2008 – 6:45 pm -

Christopher over at Pinups has posted a provocative visual aid to show us how to turn a copy of Pinups into a full-sized poster. Bet you didn’t know you could do that, eh?

Pinups Visual How-to Instructions

This all assumes, of course, that your copies of Pinups don’t have any pages stuck together. :D We had to bleep the delicious naughty bits out. But they’re all there in their furry glory at the Pinups site. Click the pic to learn how quick. NSFW


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Bear Tube 10: Bear Wants Lovin’, Fatty Carwash, Drop The Soap, Bears Are Beautiful

Written by NetBear on June 24, 2008 – 5:39 am -

When this bear gets home he’s ready for some lovin’. He strips down nekkid and prepares to surprise his wife.

At the Fatty Carwash two chubby guys wearing their Daisy Dukes get into all sorts of mischief. You’ll love the view from inside the car.

smokingmonkey shows how to save your ass in prison showers. He says it’s his gayest video ever!

JonathanRobinson brings us Band of Bears singing Big Bears, You Are Beautiful from Bear Bash 2008 in Manchester.

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