Bear Tube: BearWorld, Stalkerazzi, Mike Rowe National Anthem, Tron Legacy Trailer
Written by NetBear on March 15, 2010 – 5:19 am -
The music of Elijah Black and the man himself appear in this teaser for the film BearWorld, due for release in 2012.
These fans of Lady Gaga are the Stalkerazzi in this parody of Paparazzi.
Dirty Jobs‘ Mike Rowe does a fine job singing the Star Spangled Banner at Prince George’s Stadium. Bet you didn’t know that he is a trained opera singer.
Tron Legacy fans nearly wet themselves when this second trailer premiered before Alice In Wonderland showings. It’s all storyline setup until 1:20 where the fun really begins. This movie looks awesome and music will be amazing.
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Trashdance Bear Kendall For Bearapalooza
Written by NetBear on March 8, 2010 – 2:45 pm -Something happens when he hears the music. It’s a campground. It’s hot bears. It’s Kendall, all ready to go maniac on us at Mega Bearapalooza.

Yup, that’s Kendall doing his best Jennifer Beals pose to parody the poster from the famous dance music movie, Flashdance.
Take yourself down to meet this Trashdance bear at Mega Bearapalooza 80’s Rewind Weekend coming up in Georgia on April 15th through the 18th.
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Oscar Beard Awards From The Red Carpet
Written by NetBear on March 8, 2010 – 1:45 pm -The stars came out to shine at the 82nd Annual Academy Awards last night. Of course, the Bearotic eye was keeping watch on the noticeable increase in furry chins at this year’s event. Several stars went the way of the beard. Take, for example, the scruffy look that Sam Worthington sported.

Sam has got that gruff Australian, bad-boy-sexy-look down. With a completely scruffy neck full of unshaved goodness, he takes the award for Best Oscar Nuzzle. Mmm… Can you imagine?
See who else on the red carpet got into the bearded action…
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Pork Me Poster Parody From Bearapalooza
Written by NetBear on March 5, 2010 – 1:36 pm -Remember that bawdy coming of age comedy, Porky’s from way back when? If this poster is any indication, it looks like there will be some fun going on at the camp ground showers at Mega Bearapalooza!

These great laughs are in honor of the sexiest Bear event ever held at a campground, Mega Bearapalooza 80’s Rewind Weekend coming up in Georgia on April 15th through the 18th.
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Down And Dirty Bears At Bearapalooza
Written by NetBear on March 1, 2010 – 2:13 pm -In the latest of their 80’s poster parodies, the Bearapalooza guys are gettin’ down and dirty, and doing some Dirty Dancing. These two models look like they’re enjoying themselves quite a bit! Are those claw marks in the road?

What movie poster parody do think they’ll come up with next in honor of the Mega Bearapalooza 80’s Rewind Weekend coming up in Georgia on April 15th through the 18th? Visit Bearapalooza for all the details.
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“Bear Science” Is A Bearapalooza Creation
Written by NetBear on February 26, 2010 – 2:14 pm -It’s all in the name of science. Bear Science. The Bearapalooza guys are keeping up their 80’s theme with a series of posters that skewer some of our favorite movies from that era. Bear Science is a take-off of the classic sci-fi comedy, Weird Science.

These great laughs are in honor of the Mega Bearapalooza 80’s Rewind Weekend coming up in Georgia on April 15th through the 18th. But you already knew about that, right? Visit Bearapalooza for all the details.
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Out And About: Ruiz Bass, Firehouse, Sandwich Savers, Gaga Bills, Zip Buds, Undress Him, Muppet Movie
Written by NetBear on February 6, 2010 – 4:31 pm -
Mike Ruiz photographed Lance Bass in LA this week. Is it Alice Cooper all over again or a take on Alex from Clockwork Orange?
We want to slide down Anderson Cooper’s pole. The CNN anchor has bought a $4.3 million firehouse in New York’s Greenwich Village.
Have problems with people stealing your sandwich out the fridge at work or at home? A few spots of mold will work wonders to make your snack less appealing. Just put it in these clever sandwich bags that have built-in green spots.

The Lord of the Superbowl rings says, “You shall not pass!” Who’s ready for some Superbowl football action?
Not into football? Well, how about puppies? The starting line-up for Puppy Bowl are all champs.
The bills will give you pa-pa-pa-poker face. Artist Craig Gleason’s Lady Gaga bills are works of art.
A built-in zipper makes these headphones practically tangle-free.

Pull the clothes right off this Blue Bell Collection Wrangler model. You’re really going to enjoy undressing and making him roll all over the screen!
Gentlemen, start your Muppets! That’s right, the new Muppet Movie is a go!
Need a new wallpaper for your desktop? Here’s 45 high-quality images that will astound and amaze you.
Howard Stern will be the next Simon Cowell? He could pull it off.
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Kevin Smith At Bear Nation IBR SModcast
Written by NetBear on February 3, 2010 – 10:52 am -The new Bear Nation documentary is set to invade International Bear Rendezvous later this month with special tour announcements, celebrity guests and exclusive giveaways. Who’s the celebrity, you ask?

As part of the fun they are presenting SModcast: The Live, Bi-curious Bear Edition with Kevin Smith and Bear Nation director Malcolm Ingram on February 13th. The event is billed as “a sexy girl-free chat between two fat guys who haven’t f*cked. Yet.” Check out the video of Kevin and Malcolm video chatting. They’re so funny.
Visit the Bear Nation movie site to pre-purchase your ticket for SModcast at IBR.
Watch a video of Kevin Smith video chatting with Malcolm Ingram…
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The Wolfman Movie Free Ringtones
Written by NetBear on January 29, 2010 – 12:12 pm -The moon is fast rising for The Wolfman, in theaters February 12th. To get you in the mood they’ve released some free ringtones so you can growl and howl at the moon like a pro, not that the bears need any help in that department.
Visit The Wolfman Movie Ringtones to get ‘em. iPhone users, open your browser window real wide and look in the upper-right corner of that page for a special download link. Need to learn how to install ringtones into your iPhone using just iTunes? It’s easy — video after the jump.
Watch a video for how to install ringtones into your iPhone…
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Man Seeking Man Becomes Awkward And Tragic
Written by NetBear on January 27, 2010 – 5:26 am -In this great big world. Not everyone can live an open lifestyle. Some guys can have a whole life behind them before they realize that something is missing. In the Finnish film, Man Seeking Man, Asko Sahlman plays Seppo, a big bearish 50-year-old guy, who places a personal ad looking for the company of men. At first it seems like your typical first encounter foreign film.

But Seppo isn’t at all experienced with men. He’s both nervous and excited waiting for his first caller. When a young man knocks on the door, Seppo does not realize that it’s not the man that answered his ad. It’s his son, who he hasn’t seen in 20 years. Things get awkward and tragic at the same time. Seppo finally realizes what has happened, only too late.
It’s pretty heavy stuff and a little disturbing. But that’s the thing about good cinema. It’s supposed to bring out all kinds of emotions in the viewer. It won the GRAND PRIX at the International Film and TV School Festival 2005 in Lodz, Poland.
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Bear Tube: Upular, Skynet Symphonic, Glee Sumos Japan, Cheesiest Movie Quotes
Written by NetBear on January 25, 2010 – 6:53 pm -
Fagottron’s Upular track was composed using chords, bass notes and vocal samples from the Disney Pixar film ‘Up’. Wacky and fun!
Or if techno is more your thing, Skynet Symphonic was put together entirely from small sounds taken from John Cameron’s Terminator 2: Judgement Day.
Though Glee has taken off in America, it’s relatively unknown in Japan. Leave it to a big sports hero like Japanese Sumo Great Akebono to come to the rescue.
It seems like most of the lines came from Batman And Robin, but the Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All Time do strike a chord for this movie buff.
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Out And About: Brangelina Split, Sarsgaard In Lantern, Margaret Cho Needs Bears, Butler Bulge, Verizon iPhone, Becksie Squeeze
Written by NetBear on January 25, 2010 – 5:00 am -
Brangelina splitting? Hollywood’s most glamorous couple, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, are split everything, including the kids. “She kept wanting me to shave.” Well, that’s what we think would be a grounds for a divorce. However, other sources say the split rumor is just plain BS.
Will scruffy Peter Sarsgaard play Hector Hammond in the new Green Lantern film?
Want to appear in a new Margaret Cho music video? Filmmaker Jill Sobule needs bears! On Tuesday, January 26th at 2PM @ Femina Potens Art Gallery, 2199 Market, San Francisco (Formerly Image Leather).

That’s funny. Gerard Butler doesn’t look so chubby in these recent photos of him arriving at LAX for the Hope For Haiti Now telethon.
I tell you, everyone is in freakin’ in love with Jon Hamm’s beard.
Pottie humor? No, Toilet Art.
Along with the likely announcement from Apple of a new iPhone OS 4.0 and “the Jesus Tablet” next week, word has it that they may also announce that a 4G iPhone will be available from Verizon in June since AT&T’s exclusive contract for the Jesus Phone in the US expires mid-2010.

Twilight heartthrob Robert Pattinson was seen sporting a new beard in London, leading to quips about his switching from Team Edward (vampire) to Team Jacob (werewolf).
Monday is the day that Avatar flies past Titanic in the history books as raking in the most money ever at the box office.
Drinking soy milk can turn you gay?
Poor David Beckham got his manhood tweaked by an Italian reporter. She just wanted to make sure that Becksie measured-up to what he displayed in the his Armani underwear ads.
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