FeedWestern Union Has It All Wrong With Chubby Guy
Written by NetBear on March 2, 2010 – 11:03 am -When Western Union in the UK ran this ad showing a chubby bearded guy who got a too small sweater as a gift, I bet they thought everyone would rather have cash as the “better gift.” That is, until the bears got a hold of it.
Ask most guys that we know and they’d MUCH RATHER have the cute bearded guy than cash any day. A bear in the hand is worth two in your… Well, you know!
Kudos to BigNFuzzy for finding this.
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Bear Tube: Spicey Muscle, Virtual Elijah, Clothes Off, Buster Pops
Written by NetBear on February 11, 2010 – 11:25 am -
Soap up with Old Spice Swagger and your arm will get muscle-bound and grow a tattoo. Hmm… Wonder what happens if you use it on your private parts?
What’s bearded, burly and rock & rolls in a virtual universe? It’s Elijah Black as his virtual self in a new music video for Drive-Bye.
What kind of incentive might drive guys to take off all their clothes at work? It’s a lot simpler than you think!
We’ve introduced you to Buster and his balloon-busting interests. Here he is tackling a Qualatex 24″ balloon. It’s gonna blow!
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Superbowl Ads Have No Pants
Written by NetBear on February 8, 2010 – 12:10 pm -This year the SuperBowl ads just weren’t a whole lot of fun from the Bearotic perspective. They weren’t quite as sexy as last year’s SoBe spot with big, hunky Matt Light. There were, however, some beardy surprises. For example, Dockers seems to think that men just don’t wear pants anymore.
We’re seemingly encouraged by Dockers to cast our pants to the wind and walk proudly in our underwear. Sounds good to us!
Watch more of our choices for best SuperBowl ads…
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Oscar Mayer Deli Creations Guy Loves His Meat
Written by NetBear on January 28, 2010 – 11:22 am -When this handsome lug appeared in an ad for Oscar Mayer Deli Creations on page 13 of the January 29th Entertainment Weekly, guys with an eye for the scruffy construction worker type noticed him right away.
We immediately wondered what this guy might be thinking as he grins and bites into his big meaty sandwich. So naturally we turn to you for suggestions.
Thanks to Drew for bringing this to our attention.
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Biker Cupid Is Gonna Make You Love This Car
Written by NetBear on January 11, 2010 – 1:24 pm -One look at the new cars from Seat and you’re gonna fall in love, whether you like it or not. This big furry biker “love machine” Cupid is going to make sure of that!
(Click to see ad poster.)
The maniacal cherub is locked and loaded with a machine gun style automatic arrow shooter. Clearly he’s enjoying himself taking down everyone who sees this car. It’s quite an amusing new ad campaign from Seat automotive in the UK that ramps-up the Bearotic index by quite a few notches.
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Bear Tube: Kiwi Condoms, Sauna Men, Blue Cliks, Tiger Bellies
Written by NetBear on December 26, 2009 – 2:25 pm - To help promote New Zealand’s Get It On campaign some finger puppet condoms do a little dance.
A group of guys in Sweden head off to their sauna cabin in the countryside and then have a little mishap.
Did you have a blue Christmas, missing your honey bear? Here’s The Cliks‘ Lucas Silveira performing a cover of the Elvis Presley holiday standard, Blue Christmas. Sniff!
You’ve probably never seen anything quite like these Wobbly Tiger Bellies, a very unique festival in India.
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Talk To The Cubs Gap Commercial Parody
Written by NetBear on December 24, 2009 – 7:04 pm -You’ve undoubtedly seen those Gap commercials on TV where people do amazing dance stunts to some funky music. A group of cubbish guys decided to do a parody of one of those ads.
In this video the cubs do their parody of Talk To The Moose.
So wouldn’t that be… Talk To The Cubs?
Watch the Cubs Talk To The Moose…
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Bear Tube: Santa Attack, Deliverance Santa, Toilet Santa, Superhero Santa
Written by NetBear on December 21, 2009 – 12:49 pm - When a mob of Santas attack, you’d better watch out. If you’re not in the mood for Christmas, this is what it seems like. Wait for the cute bunny at the end!
Santa makes a visit to a hillbilly household and gets “encouraged” to make with the plasma TV. But the big bubba likes the way he eats ‘dem cookies.
Santa gets mighty constipated from all that milk and cookies. Once he’s gotten some satisfaction, you’d better hope that your letter isn’t within grabbing distance if he runs out of toilet paper.
In this primitive cartoon Superhero Santa and his sidekick Rudolf battle the evil drug dealing snowman, Fros-T. Reminds me of early Southpark. NSFW
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Chub Cub Beats Out Chicks For Guitar Hero
Written by NetBear on December 18, 2009 – 5:53 am -At first it looks like your typical girlie commercial where some hot chicks lose their clothes as they walk toward the camera. But watch who blows ‘em away!
A precocious chubby cub walks right into the shot and throws off his trench coat, pushing the hip chicks out of the way to show daddy some real dance action.
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Pickle Opening Bear Demands A Handjob
Written by NetBear on December 9, 2009 – 4:59 pm -It seemed like a typical infomercial to us when this lady asks her hubby to open a jar of pickles. But then our eyes started popping when we saw this handsome guy walk in and demand a Handjob first.
This is tongue-in-cheek marketing to the limit of American audiences.
Watch the handsome husbear ask for his Handjob…
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Bear Tube: Brooklyn Father, Pixel People, Awesome Apple, Reggie Watts
Written by NetBear on September 22, 2009 – 10:31 am - This furry Brooklyn daddy is looking for the mother of his… Whaaa? This parody of the Danish Mother Seeking video has some subtle humor. And Brad has quite a cute Brooklyn accent.
This ad for a Turkish investment bank does beautiful animation by using groups of people as pixels.
When you watch these cuts from the last Apple Keynote you’ll know why we think Apple is incredible, amazing and awesome.
Reggie Watts has some big hair and some big talent as he does a quick beat box cover of Simply Red’s Money’s Too Tight To Mention on Australian TV.
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Bear Tube: BearCity Extra Experience, Chuecatown, Naughty Kid, Chubby Repairman
Written by NetBear on September 13, 2009 – 5:19 am - What do you think it would be like to be an extra during the filming of the new bear-themed movie, BearCity? Tony Adams blogged about the experience and posted this fun behind the scenes video.
Bear Cub isn’t the only bear-themed movie that has come out of Spain in the last few years. In Chuecatown, also known as Boystown, a cute bear couple gets caught up in a dark plot to convert a neighborhood into upscale gay housing.
If anybody ever asks you whether or not you want to have children some day, make sure you watch this video before answering.
At first we had no idea what this Polish commercial was all about. A deep-voiced big chubby repairman arrives to repair a scale. Is it all about weight loss? Keeping slim? Well, sorta…
