Why Do Great Adventurers Have Beards?

Written by NetBear on March 3, 2010 – 5:15 am -

Ever wonder why all great adventurers have beards? Flapjack from The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack on Cartoon Network finds out why in the Beard Buddies episode. But first he encounters a big burly sailor.

Flapjack Encounters A Sailor Before The Beard Off

Someday you’ll have a fine beard, Flapjack!

It’s wacky animated comedy with a hairy theme as Flapjack and his pal K’nuckles enter Peppermint Larry’s annual Beard-Off contest. Watch the episode here.


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Bear Tube: Pink Noise Colton, Bears In Games, La Roux Français, Bleeping Disney

Written by NetBear on February 26, 2010 – 2:37 pm -

Here’s a blast from the past that combines three hot & furry talents in one. Colton Ford’s abs get almost as much camera time as his face as he sings That’s Me. Rapper Cazwell chimes-in with some slightly NSFW raps. And it’s all Rich Morel’s Pink Noise Mix. WOOF!

We finally get a look at the woofy Bear In Games guys. We kinda like watching the boys couching it as they take on Final Fight 2. “Don’t punch Chung-Lee! Her thighs will kill you!”

You might not understand the questions. But the answers are golden. La Roux diva Elly Jackson works her swoop and shows-off her outspoken personality on a French TV program. And she explains how she chose the name “La Roux.”

Amazing how a well placed bleep sound can totally change our interpretation of a scene. Even an uber-cute Disney film isn’t safe from the effect.


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Bear Tube: Spicey Muscle, Virtual Elijah, Clothes Off, Buster Pops

Written by NetBear on February 11, 2010 – 11:25 am -

Soap up with Old Spice Swagger and your arm will get muscle-bound and grow a tattoo. Hmm… Wonder what happens if you use it on your private parts?

What’s bearded, burly and rock & rolls in a virtual universe? It’s Elijah Black as his virtual self in a new music video for Drive-Bye.

What kind of incentive might drive guys to take off all their clothes at work? It’s a lot simpler than you think!

We’ve introduced you to Buster and his balloon-busting interests. Here he is tackling a Qualatex 24″ balloon. It’s gonna blow!


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JibJab’s 2009 Year In Review

Written by NetBear on December 30, 2009 – 2:00 pm -

Those wacky folks at Jib Jab have released their humorous year end look at 2009.

Octomom. Balloon Boy. Tiger Woods. If there’s one thing for sure in this world, it’s that as long as people are acting reckless, insane and just plain stupid there will be puh-lenty of material for their Year In Review.


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Bear Tube: Gaga vs Walken vs Cartman, Sonique World, Street Fighters, Sailor Moon Guide

Written by NetBear on November 20, 2009 – 12:04 pm -

It’s really scary how well Cartman mixes into this mega Pokerface mashup with Lady Gaga, Christopher Walken and Southpark.

After her dramatic battle with breast cancer, UK DJ and dance music artist Sonique, AKA Sonia Clarke, is back with World Of Change.

Bears In Games looks at the two big bruisers from Street Fighter IV, Zangief and Rufus. Watch for the Bearotic cut scenes.

Go on… Admit it. You’ve always wanted to dress up like the Sailor Moon anime character. Here’s a comprehensive video guide for how to make your transformation.


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Bear Tube: Brooklyn Father, Pixel People, Awesome Apple, Reggie Watts

Written by NetBear on September 22, 2009 – 10:31 am -

This furry Brooklyn daddy is looking for the mother of his… Whaaa? This parody of the Danish Mother Seeking video has some subtle humor. And Brad has quite a cute Brooklyn accent.

This ad for a Turkish investment bank does beautiful animation by using groups of people as pixels.

When you watch these cuts from the last Apple Keynote you’ll know why we think Apple is incredible, amazing and awesome.

Reggie Watts has some big hair and some big talent as he does a quick beat box cover of Simply Red’s Money’s Too Tight To Mention on Australian TV.


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Behind The Scenes Look at 9 - The Movie

Written by NetBear on August 31, 2009 – 4:25 pm -

Discover the haunting world of the 9 movie and meet all the different characters that the scientist created, as well as the star voices behind them.

Running in the movie 9

Premiering on 9-9-09, this new science-fiction adventure looks like it fell out Myst.

Watch the behind the scenes look at 9…


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Avatar First Image Of Sam Worthington

Written by NetBear on August 25, 2009 – 11:25 am -

Finally, Twentieth Century Fox has released the first official movie photo from James Cameron’s highly anticipated sci-fi epic Avatar. Recognize that hottie? It’s the scruffy cyborg that stole the show in Terminator Salvation, Sam Worthington.

Sam Worthington in Avatar

A wounded ex-marine (Sam Worthington) is sent to settle the planet Pandora against his will. He gets caught by the planet’s natives, called Na’vis, and falls in love with one of them (Zoe Saldana). On their planet, he undergoes an experiment to transform into an avatar, another physical version of himself, which is a giant otherworldly creature who he can control through his mind.

Avatar takes us to a spectacular new world beyond our imagination. The film was first conceived by Cameron 14 years ago, when the means to realize his vision did not yet exist. Now, after four years of actual production work, Avatar delivers a fully immersive cinematic experience of a new kind, where the revolutionary technology invented to make the film, disappears into the emotion of the characters and the cinematic sweep of the story.

Watch the trailer for Avatar…


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Yellow Submarine Movie Remake In The Works

Written by NetBear on August 21, 2009 – 8:02 pm -

Blue Meanies, Snapping Turks and Glove are coming back! Robert Zemeckis is in negotiations to direct a remake of Yellow Submarine for Disney. The original “Submarine” was a 1968 animated feature based on music by The Beatles.

The Beatles Yellow Submarine Remake

Disney had no comment on the deal, which is in the thick of trying to acquire the rights to the music to the film, which included the title track as well as classics such as Eleanor Rigby, Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds, When I’m Sixty-Four and With a Little Help From My Friends.

Like all Zemeckis productions, YSub would be done in performance capture and would also be a digital 3D endeavor. The original hit movie is about a soldier called Old Fred who meets up with the Beatles and travels in a yellow submersible to Pepperland. There they encounter all sorts of psychedelic beasties, including those music-hating creatures, the Blue Meanies.

[Billboard]


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Bear Tube: CSS Love, Preston To Siouxsie, Bananarama Comes, U2 Animated

Written by NetBear on August 5, 2009 – 5:12 am -

Sao Paulo Brazil’s favorite party rockers CSS have a great beat with an apocalyptic message that says, “Let’s make love and listen to death from above.” Watch for the band member with the big mustache!

I got flashbacks when I heard the Siouxsie & The Banshees samples in Preston’s Dressed To Kill.

Bananarama’s new album, VIVA, is coming out September 14th. But we get to watch the music video for the single Love Comes right now.

Have you seen the cool animated video for U2’s I’ll Go Crazy If I Don’t Go Crazy Tonight track? Amazing!


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Bear Tube: Salted Bear, Simon’s Cat, Enviro-Bear 2000, A-Spray

Written by NetBear on August 1, 2009 – 3:47 pm -

When Killbo recommended this video to us we were entranced watching Jared the shirtless bear guy rub salt on himself. Mmmm… Tender!

When Simon’s Cat sets out to catch a fly that’s buzzing around the room, mayhem ensues. Cat owners please confirm if this is normal cat behavior, OK?

Here is a video game where you play as a bear who must fatten up to prepare for a long winter hibernation… While driving around.

Are you suffering from beastly butt odor? Doc Bottoms all over deodorant Aspray is gonna take care of it for you.


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Father From Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs

Written by NetBear on July 30, 2009 – 10:22 am -

The new 3-D animated movie coming out from Sony looked kind of goofy in the preview. In Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs an inventor makes food fall from the sky like rain. But then the father character caught BigNFuzzy’s eye.

The Father From Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs

Now if that ain’t the stereotypical masculine bloke, I don’t know what is! With big furry eyebrows and a bushy mustache that puts Tom Selleck’s to shame, this is one dad we really want to see in 3-D! Come September 18th we’ll have our chance.

See what happens to Tim when he gets the de-balder tried on him…

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