FeedOut And About: Bossy Sculpture, Hirsute Intelligence, Beefy Crowe, The Kirk List, Harley Phoenix
Written by NetBear on May 11, 2009 – 4:38 pm -
There’s something hot and sexy about the artistic creations coming from Bossy Sculpture. Is it the big, bearded blokes with shirts that can barely cover their massive pecs? Or is it those big, furry bellies? I think it’s a lot of both.
We always knew that the bears are an intelligent lot. But we never knew there was a relationship between body hair and intelligence in men. Dr Aikarakudy Alias says that hairy chests are more likely to be found amongst doctors and the highly educated than in the general population. I knew it!
Entertainment Weekly has done a list of Star Trek Captain Kirk’s 20 Best and Worst Moments. I snickered at a few of ‘em, like baby Balok from The Corbomite Maneuver, the scenery-devouring cry of ”KHAAAAAAAN!” from Trek II: Wrath of Khan, and of course The Trouble with Tribbles.
Harley Phoenix (totally NSFW) is on a hirsute pursuit to make the raunchiest dance music you’ve ever heard. He takes samples of porn soundtracks and wraps them neatly in a pulsing wrapper of trip hop. The end result is a beat that sounds like Mack taking a bottom for a test drive. Oh… That’s because it is Mack saying those sweet nasties in our ear.
Everybody has a couple of these to show off. Or rather, a few of these they want to get therapy for the rest of their lives. You won’t be able to stop clicking on these Awkward Family Photos.
You can run… But you can’t hide. Seth McFarlane has officially announced plans a Family Guy movie.
Want to gain weight fast? Ask “where’s the beef?” to Russell Crow and he’ll tell ya… Right in his belly! He gained a whopping 63 pounds for his role as CIA boss Ed Hoffman in Body Of Lies.
People Magazine got a shot of Robert Downey Jr. this week on the Iron Man 2 set shooting a scene for the action film. Looks like the suit has been updated a bit.
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Alan Charlesworth Brotherhood Of Bears
Written by NetBear on April 10, 2009 – 3:42 pm -It isn’t often we get recommendations for artists or photographers. When we got invited to check out the photography of Alan Charlesworth, we were told we’d find some fine, furry and fascinating images.
We were not disappointed. Alan seems to capture a bit of the spirit of his subjects. It feels like we’ve gotten to know these men a little just by viewing the photos of them. We’re sure you’ll enjoy seeing what we mean.
See Alan’s Bear Brotherhood gallery…
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Source Of Belly Button Lint Discovered
Written by NetBear on March 9, 2009 – 6:51 pm -Georg Steinhauser, a Vienna chemist, has discovered what most bears already know. There is a certain type of body hair responsible for directing lint into the navel.
Steinhauser spent three years studying over 500 pieces of fluff from his own navel. He found that hairs around the belly button have a scaly structure that pulls fibers from clothing and then directs those fibers into the belly button.
Well, now we know! What better way to celebrate this gigantic discovery than to feature some photos of hot bear bellies! And what better place to find them than at a hot event like Lazy Bear.
See photos of bear bellies from Lazy Bear…
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Elijah Black — Beautiful — Behind The Scenes
Written by NetBear on March 4, 2009 – 10:01 am -After Smile For Me became a huge success on MTV/LOGO’s The Click List, due in part to Bearotic readers, Elijah Black knew that he needed to follow-up that success with another strong music video. His song Beautiful was the perfect choice. Here’s a behind the scenes look at putting together that production.
Elijah really pulled out all the stops getting people together for this. He recruited family, friends, fans and even a neighbor. As you’ll see, it is very special treat to look behind the curtain like this.
Careful though… Once you hear the “Oooooh-oh” chant in Beautiful you’re going to be humming it all day. And once you hear Elijah’s deep, warm voice you’ll just melt.
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We’d Use A Different Caption For This Photo
Written by NetBear on January 20, 2009 – 4:53 pm -Dlisted ran a particularly interesting photo for one of their recent Caption This contests. Bear pile anyone?
How would you caption this image? I bet you don’t come close to the winning entries from Dlisted. 
See the winning captions from Dlisted…
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Bear Tube: Belly Bumpin’, Moby Chicken, Bubba Slingshot, XXL London NYE
Written by NetBear on January 8, 2009 – 5:33 am - Tomsmith10021 goes Gay In The US of A with his hubby for some unbridled belly bumpin’ madness!
Vegan pop artist Moby cast a pimp chicken for the video of Disco Lies. Colonel Sanders better watch his back!
Big bubba Rufus knows how to work that slingshot!
XXL London draws bears from all over the world for their dance parties. Here’s the scene from their New Year’s Eve bash.
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Bear Tube: Equality For All, Drunk Fans, Hairy Christmas, Alternate Oz
Written by NetBear on November 27, 2008 – 5:49 am - Here’s a real tear jerker done by Swedish dating site Bjorn Borg promoting love for all. It has a surprise ending.
Drunk sports fans are always fun to watch. Especially when they start wrasslin’ around with their shirts off.
As if you needed reminding, the Christmas season is upon us. Regardless of the economy, we can all have a hairy Christmas.
The Wizard of Oz
Get your Funky Town on and see some shots of wrestler Arn Anderson…
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Brent Marr Draws Fine Detail Into Every Hair
Written by NetBear on October 27, 2008 – 5:08 am -Sketch artists produce a particularly amazing kind of art. With just a pencil and paper they can bring to life scenes from their imagination that allow the viewer to step into the scene. Artist Brent Marr has a particular talent with this medium, using his pencil to define bears, blue-collar men and furry masculinity.
In Nap Time a furry muscular bear relaxes on a bed intending to have himself a nap. Wearing just a ballcap and jeans, we get to enjoy each stroke of Brent’s pencil that meticulously illustrated each hair on the sleepy bear’s torso.
See more of Brent Marr’s fine furry sketches…
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Baseball Player David Wells Out Of The Closet?
Written by NetBear on October 1, 2008 – 8:34 am -On July 12th burly baseball player David Wells came out of the closet. Well, that is, according to a short-lived entry that appeared on his Wikipedia page. A short time later the remark alluding to Wells’ having a life partner named John Allek was removed. But it did not escape the all-seeing Bearotic eye.
Wells is sometimes criticized for a lack of tact. For example, he will sometimes speculate on which players are using steroids He was formally married to a Robin~Jane Wells but divorist do to his affair with John Allek his life partner
Looks legit, right? 
Long known to be the bastion of truth and factual knowledge, Wikipedia has been criticized for being manipulated by unscrupulous users sometimes. Certainly this could not be one of those situations, could it? It does, however, give us a good excuse to cast a Bearotic eye at David Wells.
David Wells is a pitcher, not a catcher. See why…
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Harry The Running Bear Does An Encore!
Written by BignFuzzy on August 29, 2008 – 5:39 am -We have received such a lot of emails from folks who were just wild about Harry at the Heart Of Texas Bears Cabearet that we thought we’d give you a look-see at his encore for that night.
Harry teamed up with the inimitable Auntie Christ to pay homage to the purry feline Eartha Kitt. The camera loved Harry, the crowd loved Harry, we love Harry! (We love you too, Auntie!)
See Harry being used and abused…
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Louis Cyr: Vintage Strongman Or Vintage Bear?
Written by BignFuzzy on August 8, 2008 – 8:47 am -Let’s face it, people are bigger today then they used to be. Try shopping for cool stuff in a vintage clothing store and find anything above an undersized XL and you’ll see what I mean. So imagine how HUGE Louis Cyr (pronounced Seer) must have looked to people back in the 1800s!
Look at those legs! At 5′ 8½”, Louis’ weight apparently varied between 291 lbs and 365 lbs, what a bear! Love the belly too! Is that a leaf he’s wearing? Hmmm, I’ll just watch and wait ’til the fall
More about Louis and his feats of strength…
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Running Bear Loves Little White Dove
Written by BignFuzzy on August 4, 2008 – 5:01 am -Our pals at Heart Of Texas Bears have a party every year called Back To The Woods. All those furry men go and camp it up in more ways than one! At last years event the guys put on a whole evening of fun entertainment called Cabearet!
There were lots of outrageous performances which gave a whole new meaning to “bear drag”. This one was our personal favorite though. Harry is cute, hirsute and full o’ chubby fun! Here he is giving us his special version of Running Bear.
See the video of Harry’s performance…
