Sisters Bingo Part II: Let The Paddling Begin

Written by NetBear on September 22, 2008 – 5:27 am -

In part 1 of Sisters Bingo we showed you what happens to bad boys who break the rules. You saw a pair of bears getting blotted for charity. But that was only the beginning. There’s smacky sounds in the air and some warmed-up red cheeks to show for their misdeeds. Hey! Stop liking it so much!

Perpetual Indulgence Is Bearotic

That’s the breaks at Sister’s Bingo. You are taking your tush in your own hands by fussing with your cell phone, talking or (gasp) chewing gum.

See bad bears gettin’ paddled for charity…


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Out And About: Music Video Vote, Douglas As Liberace, Mr. Sulu’s Wedding, Ben Cohen Loading, Butt Bandit, Rookie Hooters

Written by NetBear on September 21, 2008 – 5:27 am -

LOGO is asking viewers to vote for their favorite musical artists to help them select which music videos to run. Some of the hottest Bearotic artists are right there including Elijah Black with Smile For Me and Ron Morris with We All Sleep Alone. Please give our furry friends a vote! It only takes a second.

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Liberace According to the Variety Michael Douglas will play Liberace in a biopic about the flamboyant entertainer being done by Steven Soderbergh for Warner Brothers. In an equally interesting casting event, Soderbergh is in discussions with Matt Damon to play Scott Thorson, who sued Liberace in 1982 for $113 million in palimony, claiming he was the entertainer’s companion for five years.

George Takei tied the knot with his boyfriend Brad Altman in Los Angeles last Sunday. Nichelle Nichols — who played Uhura — was their “best lady” and Walter Koenig — who played Chekhov — was the best man. William Shatner was invited, but never replied, so wasn’t expected.

Ben Cohen Is Loading In The Rear When visiting UK rugby hunk Ben Cohen’s web site one must take in the new Flash based gallery where a poorly placed “Loading” indicator is squarely centered in on Ben’s butt. So if you still have dial-up can look at it for hours and still not get bored. Mmm… Loading…

There’s a Butt Bandit in the town of Valentine, Nebraska. No, it’s probably not what you’re thinking… Some guy has been going from one business to another in the dark of night, pressing his naked behind — sometimes his groin, sometimes both — on windows. The horror!

San Diego Padres Rookies In Hooters Outfits The San Diego Padres decided to dress-up their rookies in Hooters outfits and parade them around as part of a hazing ritual. Looks like the rookies went the safe route and wore their jockstraps underneath those slightly tight hotpants. Well, it beats some of the other hazing outfits that those crazy baseballers have used.


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Sisters Bingo Is A Hard Time For Bears Who Break The Rules

Written by NetBear on September 19, 2008 – 4:38 pm -

Hanging out at the Russian River for Lazy Bear 2008 was quite a lot of fun. But after a few days of lying in the sun guys got restless for something new and different. The Russian River Sisters know this. So when they put on their Sisters Bingo nights you’d better believe it’s gonna be a lot of fun… Unless of course, you break the rules.

Bad Bear Gets Paddles At Sisters Bingo

Like the Catholic school environment that the bingo games emulate, you’d better not get caught playing with your cell phones, chewing gum or talking while the sisters try to do their thing. If you do, the consequences usually end in your fuzzy behind getting paddled… for a price.

See more bad bears getting what’s coming to them…


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Bear Tube 18: Dabney Butt, Flesh For Kendall, Warrior Bears, Guadalki, Fur Song, Gay Life Toon

Written by NetBear on September 7, 2008 – 5:31 am -

That big mustache of his warmed the hearts of more than one guy I know. And his southern accent in this clip is cute as can be. But who’d have thunk that Dabney Coleman has such a fine posterior? NSFW if your office isn’t booty friendly.

We love that big hunky Kendall… So when we found this underground release of him performing his song Flesh our jaws dropped. WOOF! NSFW

Why would bears get themselves into jockstraps and then cover themselves with white body paint? You’ll see some warrior bears on a float in the Manchester Pride Parade.

Here’s an epic promotional video for GuadalkiBear 2008, the 9th year for this international convergence of bears, chubs, chasers and daddies.

You can never get enough cute furry creatures in your day. Here’s the Muppet monsters singing a cute, jaunty song that’s all about fur.

Realizing you’re gay, coming out and dating guys ain’t easy. In just three minutes this cute safe sex video will take you on a humorous look at a guy’s dating life. The toon guy makes all the classic mistakes with men. But we all gotta learn those lessons, eh? NSFW

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Bear Olympics II: Oil Wrestling

Written by NetBear on August 27, 2008 – 12:59 pm -

Those Brits are at it again. In the first video we presented from Funfur.tv’s Bear Olympics it became obvious that mustaches can be very functional in a bear drinking contest. In the latest chapter we discover that underwear just doesn’t hold up when lubed-up for oil wrestling.

When they get in you can squirt them all you like.

The collegiate cubs come out of the woodwork for this event, dropping their pants for a chance to participate in the oil wrestling competition. WOOF!

Which country came out on top? Who won? As you will see, by the end of the event it really didn’t matter. Everyone definitely had a great time and that’s all that matters.


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Sisters Make A Hot Furry Mess At Lazy Bear 2008

Written by NetBear on August 5, 2008 – 5:16 am -

On the first day of Lazy Bear 2008 the setting at the Russian River Resort was calm, serene and relaxed. Guys were sunning leisurely by the pool, unaware that the fur was about to fly.

Hot Sticky Bears At Lazy Bear Pie Throwing Fund Raiser

When the Russian River Sisters showed-up on the scene, the mood changed pretty quickly into a fur-charged, creamy afternoon treat. The Sisters were putting on one of their Pie Throwing Contest fund raisers using volunteers pulled from the crowd.

And as you might imagine, the Sisters do things a little differently. In this kind of Pie Throwing Contest people bid for the chance to throw a pie tin of whipped cream somewhere on the volunteer’s body.

See the hot furry mess unfold…


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Bearracuda Underwear Party Before Dore Alley

Written by NetBear on July 16, 2008 – 5:28 am -

If you’ve never been to the Dore Alley event in San Francisco… Well, let’s just say it retains the original bawdiness that made Folsom Street Fair famous. Bearracuda is gonna help get you in the mood with one of their infamous Underwear Parties.

Bearracuda Underwear Party For Dore Alley

The night before Dore Alley, Saturday, July 26th, from 9PM to 3AM head on down to Deco at 510 Larkin @ Turk and catch your favorite bears, cubs and celebs showing-off their boxers, tighty-whities, jocks, thongs and LESS!


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Kathy Griffin Shoots Her Woz With Bear Models

Written by NetBear on July 15, 2008 – 5:39 am -

It’s well known that comedian Kathy Gifford Griffin loves “her gays.” So it was a natural that she’d get cozy with the bear community at some point. Shortly before she did a gig for IBR at the historic Castro Theater she did a photo shoot for A Bear’s Life Magazine that has been the talk of both Tinseltown and the blogosphere.

Kathy Griffin Looks Like Bear Sushi

Looking like a piece of sushi all rolled-up in the bear flag, Griffin kept everyone at the photo shoot cutting-up. But guess who she dragged along to impress the bears? Apple co-founder, Kathy’s former boyfriend and billionaire bear Steve Wozniak.

Watch the fur fly as Kathy works her Woz with the bears…


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Oliver Reed & Alan Bates: Men In Love!

Written by BignFuzzy on July 1, 2008 – 5:52 am -

I was 14 years old in 1969 when Women In Love was first released. The newspapers and TV were buzzing with the news that there was a nude wrestling scene between Oliver Reed and Alan Bates. Little tantalizing clips of it were shown on TV and everyone was shocked and intrigued.

oliver reed and alan bates wrestle naked

The movie was X-rated, meaning you had to be 18 to get in. I was a heavily built 14 year old and was already growing sideburns and a moustache so I could easily pass for 18. Sitting there in the darkness of the cinema I was rather bored by the intricate dialog of the movie, all I wanted was to see those two men naked together in front of that blazing fire and candle light.

Find out more about the infamous wrestling scene…


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Bear Or Not: Lost Boy Jason Patric

Written by BignFuzzy on June 28, 2008 – 5:23 am -

Jason Patric, the All-American Lost Boy, with his Irish good looks, has matured a lot since that 1987 Vampire movie.

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Why, some might even say that Jason has joined the ranks of Da Bears! We present the fur-laden facts so you can make the decision: Bear or Not?

Is Jason Patric bear material? Take a look-see…


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Folsom Street East Makes Us Feel So Nasty

Written by NetBear on June 26, 2008 – 5:22 am -

Folsom Street East 2008

The bad boys and girls on the east coast had some hot leather fun last weekend at Folsom Street East in New York F*cking City. Here’s a video of the scene to prove it, set to the perfect music track: Filthy Gorgeous by our favorites, the Scissor Sisters! (It’s mildly NSFW.)

Oh, yeah… Makes me feel nasty all over, in a really GOOD way! ;) The music really gets you into it, eh? But wait! We got more for ya! There’s some hot-off-the-press photos and a couple more videos after the jump.

Get more New York nasty from Folsom Street East…


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Hunting Bears In Another Gay Movie

Written by NetBear on June 21, 2008 – 5:27 am -

In Todd Stephen’s Another Gay Movie he puts a gay twist on the mainstream coming of age comedy American Pie. But in this version it’s an all star gay cast and they use quiche instead of pie!

Another Gay Movie

On a lark I thought I’d rent this movie from NetFlix. How could I turn-down a headline like, “A well-lubricated, filthy comedy.” Boy howdy, it has been a long time since I had so many spontaneous belly laughs watching a movie by myself. And guess what? This film has got nekkid bears in it too! PLUS we’ve got information on the new sequel coming out soon!

See the bears in action in Another Gay Movie…


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