Dirty Jobs’ Mike Rowe: Bear Or Not?

Written by NetBear on August 7, 2008 – 5:13 am -

As fans of Discover Channel’s Dirty Jobs show will tell you, Mike Rowe is one gorgeous hunk of beefcake. At Bearotic we quite agree! Rowe has grown heterosexual men write him about their man-crushes.

Mike Rowe Bear Or Not

It seems like more often than not Mike finds some excuse to take his shirt off in the show. He gets into the dirtiest situations but always seems to keep his cool. (Well, almost always…) With a beefy, furry body and a bearish sense of humor, we have to ask… Bear or Not?

See graphic evidence of Mike Rowe’s bearish qualities…


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LAFRO Pairs Two Musical Bears Who Woke Up Together Singing

Written by NetBear on July 30, 2008 – 5:53 am -

It isn’t every day you’ll meet musicians who’ve done a bathhouse steam room tour. Super-diva Bette Midler comes to mind. And like the Divine Miss M, Scott and Waldo, who go by the name LAFRO, combine sweet vocal harmony with wacky, in-your-face comedy.

LAFRO On Bearotic Scott and Waldo

Take one ex-glam rocker (Scott “Koo-Koo Boy”) and pair him with a devout exhibitionist on guitar (Waldo) who will drop his pants at the drop of a hat. These two have got some crazy/steamy chemistry going on. The wigs, jockstraps and man-skirts will be flying when LAFRO comes to town! But what keeps their audience riveted is their eclectic blend of supremely harmonized music.

Hear LAFRO perform and see them in their nekkid furry glory…


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ForeBears: Sam Elliott Full Of 70’s Furry Bear Goodness

Written by BignFuzzy on July 29, 2008 – 5:48 am -

Hirsute men with good face fuzz were thin on the ground in the 70s. Times were hard for those who were looking for some hairy eye candy. Sam Elliott to the rescue!

sam elliott in lifeguard

Fantastically furry, masculine to a ‘T’ and just plain handsome, Sam ruled the roost in the gravelly-voiced, crooked smile, hairy bod department during those lean years.

See the progression of Sexy Sam, in all his hirsute glory…


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Artist Guy Thomas Loves To Exhibit Bears

Written by BignFuzzy on July 24, 2008 – 9:00 am -

French artist Guy Thomas has always had a penchant for strong furry men. His pencil loves to trace the contours of a manly belly, thigh or bum. Guy’s taste for the manly man is expressed beautifully in this portrait of Greg.

guy thomas portrait of greg

The chunky fingers, meaty forearms and mischievous expression are all rendered with a clarity and realism that only an artist with a true passion for his subject could achieve.

Guy has more bears in his portfolio for your delectation…


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Bear Or Not: Peter Sarsgaard

Written by NetBear on June 5, 2008 – 5:02 am -

It’s time for another Bear Or Not. In this ongoing series we present for your contemplation a woofy guy we’ve seen in the media. But we just can’t decide. Is he a bear or is he not? Read on and then you decide for us with a comment.

Actor Peter Sarsgaard may look familiar to you. He has played many diverse roles over the years, from the homophobic thug in Boys Don’t Cry to the sensitive bisexual Clyde Martin in Kinsey.

peter sarsgaard in the mysteries of pittsburgh

Sometimes he’s got whiskers, sometimes not. He’s always got that hairy chest though, with the happy trail leading down below the waistline as can be seen in this still from The Mysteries Of Pittsburgh. The movie is about a love triangle between a woman, a gay man and a bisexual man.

See the rest of Peter, Bear Or Not, and make your decision…


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Aldo Ray — Furry And Proud

Written by BignFuzzy on June 2, 2008 – 12:07 pm -

Most times in older movies when a guy took off his shirt you got to see a sterile shaved smooth chest. After all, we don’t want to upset the ladies do we? It’s been said that if you show a smooth naked butt, it’s art. Show a hairy butt and it becomes porn. People are afraid of the masculine sexual energy of body hair. Not so with Aldo Ray. He wore his pelt with pride.

aldo ray shirtless in military garb

Here Aldo throws some attitude in The Naked And The Dead, Raoul Walsh’s adaptation of Norman Mailer’s lurid war novel.

More Aldo butchness right here…


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Hollywood Fuzz: Hulk Hogan Dips His Handlebar

Written by NetBear on April 11, 2008 – 8:25 pm -

We’ve seen a few sexy beasts getting their fur wet at the beach. With all the talk about wrestling around here we thought we bring out one excellent example of Hollywood Fuzz.

Hulk Hogan Swims At The Beach

Here’s Hulk Hogan taking a dip with some friends in Florida. He’s still got that trademark platinum handlebar mustache that drives so many people wild.

See a few more shots of the Hulkster…


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Bear Or Not: Michael Billington

Written by BignFuzzy on April 3, 2008 – 5:36 am -

Michael Billington, hirsute English actor. Does Michael float your bear boat?

michael billington shirtless with hairy chest

See more of Michael’s hairy chest and how he looks with a beard…


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Jiraiya’s Athletic Cub With Saint Bernard

Written by NetBear on March 29, 2008 – 4:36 pm -

We’ve gotten a lot of positive response to the Jiraiya illustration series. What’s not to like with such detailed and bearotic imagery. Here’s another doggone excellent one.

Jiraiya’s Muscular Cub With Saint Bernard

Thanks to Neil H. for hooking us up with this image.


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What’s EdBear Looking So Pleased About?

Written by BignFuzzy on March 28, 2008 – 5:14 am -

Remember how EdBear had a young cub over to help him deal with some things?

model ed smiling with american flag background

Well, between you and us, EdBear’s cub ended up staying the night! Wanna know what happened next? Tune in on Monday and we’ll show you ;-)


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Old Spice Grows Hair Where It’s Applied

Written by NetBear on March 27, 2008 – 6:18 am -

Here’s a commercial featuring a tongue-in-cheek test that demonstrates Old Spice is the right choice by growing hair where it is applied. Don’t like their product? Call their customer support…

..and they’ll buy you a stick of something that smells like wildflowers and shame.

See more videos in the Old Spice series featuring this woofy guy…


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Bear-volution: Ed Asner’s Still Got It

Written by BignFuzzy on March 21, 2008 – 5:34 am -

Remember Ed Asner in the series Rich Man Poor Man as Axel Jordache? All hairy, mustachioed, suspendered and swarthily foreign sounding?

ed asner in rich man poor man

Ed’s look changed over the years but his appeal to bear hounds has never faltered.

Looky here to see the Bear-volution of Ed Asner…


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