FeedBear Tube: Pattern Is Movement, OK Go Goldberg, Goldfrapp Rocket, Tracey Thorn
Written by NetBear on March 5, 2010 – 11:41 am -
The New Gay interviews indie math-rock band Pattern Is Movement about being straight bears. “I love it. It’s fun!” Then they talk about doing Blowoff.
Why is this man covered in red paint? Once he sets this Rube Goldberg machine into motion, it’s an amazing ride with the band OK Go for their new single This Too Shall Pass.
The teaser video for the new Goldfrapp single Rocket is pink and delicious. UPDATE! Get out your duct tape and watch the entire music video right here! The Rocket single releases March 8th. Their new album Head First releases March 23ed.
Tracey Thorn (Everything but the Girl) has a new website and a new album called Love And Its Opposite releasing May 18th. Here’s her music video for Raise The Roof, now with Closed Captions.
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Western Union Has It All Wrong With Chubby Guy
Written by NetBear on March 2, 2010 – 11:03 am -When Western Union in the UK ran this ad showing a chubby bearded guy who got a too small sweater as a gift, I bet they thought everyone would rather have cash as the “better gift.” That is, until the bears got a hold of it.
Ask most guys that we know and they’d MUCH RATHER have the cute bearded guy than cash any day. A bear in the hand is worth two in your… Well, you know!
Kudos to BigNFuzzy for finding this.
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Bear Tube: Kevin Smith Vents, Cinematic Titanic, Nanny Queen, Record Crotch Kick
Written by NetBear on February 18, 2010 – 1:15 pm - Kevin Smith needs to get some things off his chest about the Southwest fatty thing. He can’t go out of the house right now because of the media crews stalking him. So he needed to vent via video someplace.
Proving their superiority over the mediocre sci-fi movie, the Cinematic Titanic folks lambaste The Alien Factor.
Gay dads, do your kids ask “Judy who?” Oh, the shame! Help is just a click away with The Nanny Queen from Varla Jean Merman.
Bet you didn’t know there is a World Record for a Kick to the Groin. How about 1100 pounds of force in a single kick to the family jewels? Owie…
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Kevin Smith Has Drama On Southwest Airlines
Written by NetBear on February 16, 2010 – 12:01 pm -We really love Kevin Smith. And he was absolutely hilarious at both MacWorld and the IBR SModcast in San Francisco. But when he got ejected off a Southwest airlines flight home, we have to wonder what the deal was.
Kevin makes a fat face.
After he created a bit of drama canceling his appearance at IBR and then reconfirming it (it was all Malcolm’s fault according to Smith), we kind of knew that there might be some drama going on there. Little did we know it might develop into something like this.
Read Kevin’s account and blow-by-blow Tweetcast…
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Man Seeking Man Becomes Awkward And Tragic
Written by NetBear on January 27, 2010 – 5:26 am -In this great big world. Not everyone can live an open lifestyle. Some guys can have a whole life behind them before they realize that something is missing. In the Finnish film, Man Seeking Man, Asko Sahlman plays Seppo, a big bearish 50-year-old guy, who places a personal ad looking for the company of men. At first it seems like your typical first encounter foreign film.
But Seppo isn’t at all experienced with men. He’s both nervous and excited waiting for his first caller. When a young man knocks on the door, Seppo does not realize that it’s not the man that answered his ad. It’s his son, who he hasn’t seen in 20 years. Things get awkward and tragic at the same time. Seppo finally realizes what has happened, only too late.
It’s pretty heavy stuff and a little disturbing. But that’s the thing about good cinema. It’s supposed to bring out all kinds of emotions in the viewer. It won the GRAND PRIX at the International Film and TV School Festival 2005 in Lodz, Poland.
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Ink And Bears From Jim Jim Bear
Written by NetBear on January 22, 2010 – 6:06 am -We recently discovered some fun artwork by a guy named Jim Jim Bear. His humorous depictions of chubby guys brought a smile to our faces.
This big chubby Speedo Bear has the cutest look on his face.
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Jason Alexander Is New Jenny Craig Spokesperson
Written by NetBear on January 8, 2010 – 5:07 am -Bad news for all the guys who’ve loved chunky Seinfeld star Jason Alexander. He’s signed-up to be the new spokesperson for Jenny Craig and intends to lose thirty pounds. That’s a lot for a guy of Jason’s height.
Alexander, 50, joins the ranks of Valerie Bertinelli, Queen Latifah and others who have worked with Jenny Craig to lose weight and promote the company’s programs and products. The former KFC spokesperson says he was drawn to Jenny Craig after watching footage of his recent appearances in film and television.
See more photos of Jason before he slims away to nothing…
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Bear Tube: Pop 2009, Tape Measure Master, Wild Hog Bloopers, Daddy Rescue
Written by NetBear on December 31, 2009 – 5:43 am - It’s the United State of Pop 2009 as DJ Earworm does one of his amazing mashups of the Top 25 Billboard Hits of 2009.
All hail the Tape Measure Master.
While the Wild Hogs sequel has been canceled by Disney, you’ll still get some laughs in this bloopers reel from the original movie. Chubby bald singer Kyle Gass is gonna light yer fire!
Little kid is stuck behind the sofa. How ever did he get there? You’ll laugh as he explains… and woof as daddy rescues him.
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Rescue Ink Unleashes Tattooed Tough Guys
Written by NetBear on December 30, 2009 – 3:24 pm -Eight tough guys, armed with 1700 pounds of muscle and over eighty tattoos, have one unlikely mission: to rescue helpless, abandoned and abused animals. WOOF! That’s Rescue Ink.
These guys are a rescue group unlike any you’ve every seen before. It’s about time we get to see a bunch of tattooed, motorcycle-riding biker types who are man enough to show their sensitive sides. Rescue Ink fights animal cruelty, educates abusers and helps resolve situations other rescue groups can’t – or won’t – handle themselves.
Meet the guys and watch a preview for Rescue Ink…
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Nick Frost Strips During Phone Interview
Written by NetBear on December 30, 2009 – 10:24 am -British comedian Nick Frost is a huge favorite of ours. He’s big and chubby and loads of fun! So when we discovered this video of him messing around with pal Simon Pegg and company, we knew you’d love to see it.
The three blokes get bored during a phone interview in Seattle and start messing around with each other by first stripping down to their underwear and then trying to make each other laugh.
We’re big great bunch of great benders…
See more photos and watch the video…
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Bear Tube: Kiwi Condoms, Sauna Men, Blue Cliks, Tiger Bellies
Written by NetBear on December 26, 2009 – 2:25 pm - To help promote New Zealand’s Get It On campaign some finger puppet condoms do a little dance.
A group of guys in Sweden head off to their sauna cabin in the countryside and then have a little mishap.
Did you have a blue Christmas, missing your honey bear? Here’s The Cliks‘ Lucas Silveira performing a cover of the Elvis Presley holiday standard, Blue Christmas. Sniff!
You’ve probably never seen anything quite like these Wobbly Tiger Bellies, a very unique festival in India.
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Bear Tube: Santa Attack, Deliverance Santa, Toilet Santa, Superhero Santa
Written by NetBear on December 21, 2009 – 12:49 pm - When a mob of Santas attack, you’d better watch out. If you’re not in the mood for Christmas, this is what it seems like. Wait for the cute bunny at the end!
Santa makes a visit to a hillbilly household and gets “encouraged” to make with the plasma TV. But the big bubba likes the way he eats ‘dem cookies.
Santa gets mighty constipated from all that milk and cookies. Once he’s gotten some satisfaction, you’d better hope that your letter isn’t within grabbing distance if he runs out of toilet paper.
In this primitive cartoon Superhero Santa and his sidekick Rudolf battle the evil drug dealing snowman, Fros-T. Reminds me of early Southpark. NSFW
