FeedStrap-on Bear Belly Is A Secret Cooler Too
Written by NetBear on July 4, 2008 – 5:22 am -What do you get the guy who longs to have a big beer bear belly?
The manufacturer calls it the Beerbelly. But we couldn’t resist adjusted the name a bit. Yes, it’s a strap-on belly! But this one is functional too. Fill the Beerbelly with your favorite beverage and you’ve got an 80 ounce cooler concealed as a spare tire.
See more photos of the belly in action and ordering information…
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Bear Tube 11: Beard Shampoo, Softbear Developer, Burning Beards, Beauty Sleep
Written by NetBear on July 2, 2008 – 5:03 am -
Cute guy in the shower hawks beard shampoo. He says it’s for the ladies but we know the score.
He’s a beard… err… software developer. See if you develop for him. 
Rock band Clutch performs Burning Beards. Woof! We’re going to have to do a feature on front man Neil Fallon, eh?
Debbie Harry interrupts kookooboy Scott’s beauty sleep. He looks so big fine!
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Mortal Kombat Get’s All Sensitive On Us
Written by BignFuzzy on June 28, 2008 – 4:42 pm -Here’s one for the gamers. In this Mortal Kombat spoof Sub Zero and Liu Kang fight to the death. (Uhh gain…) All that fighting and blood and sweat between two men? It gets a little tiresome and monotonous. Eventually something’s got to give, right?
Go Potato took this scenario to it’s wackiest, homo erotic conclusion. The Lord Of The Outworld And Creator Of All That Is Evil (that evil voice that commands the fighters) gets a little horny watching all that man-on-man action. So he’s out for a lot more than just blood.
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The Four Stages Of Life
Written by NetBear on June 26, 2008 – 8:01 pm -Here’s a photo that’s a quick laugh and tells it like it is. Three bottles and an IV bag represent the four stages of our lives. Ain’t it the truth though?
But what if we’re not ready to go on to stage two or three or four? Why not mix ‘em up a bit? I’m sort of a bear (beer) bottle with a baby bottle nipple attached and caffeinated soda inside. LOL! But seriously, you’d better get all the fun you can get at whatever stage you might be at. Cuz life is short!
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Phil Margera, The Gentle Giant And Bam’s Fall Guy
Written by BignFuzzy on June 25, 2008 – 5:52 am -Did you ever watch Jackass
Poor Phil… As Bam’s stooge he would get knocked from pillar to post and never lose his cool — well, almost never.
See Phil get his clothes torn off…
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Bear Tube 10: Bear Wants Lovin’, Fatty Carwash, Drop The Soap, Bears Are Beautiful
Written by NetBear on June 24, 2008 – 5:39 am -When this bear gets home he’s ready for some lovin’. He strips down nekkid and prepares to surprise his wife.
At the Fatty Carwash two chubby guys wearing their Daisy Dukes get into all sorts of mischief. You’ll love the view from inside the car.
smokingmonkey shows how to save your ass in prison showers. He says it’s his gayest video ever!
JonathanRobinson brings us Band of Bears singing Big Bears, You Are Beautiful from Bear Bash 2008 in Manchester.
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Hunting Bears In Another Gay Movie
Written by NetBear on June 21, 2008 – 5:27 am -In Todd Stephen’s Another Gay Movie
On a lark I thought I’d rent this movie from NetFlix. How could I turn-down a headline like, “A well-lubricated, filthy comedy.” Boy howdy, it has been a long time since I had so many spontaneous belly laughs watching a movie by myself. And guess what? This film has got nekkid bears in it too! PLUS we’ve got information on the new sequel coming out soon!
See the bears in action in Another Gay Movie…
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Bear-Quiz: Guess Who This Bear Icon Is From His Pre-Beard Days
Written by BignFuzzy on June 18, 2008 – 5:38 am -He’s handsome in his cop uniform with a nice strong jaw and piercing eyes. Later in his career he becomes well-known for his full beard and boisterous demeanor.
Can you guess who this actor, author and adventurer is from this younger, clean shaven photo? Hint: Later in life his career really flies doing more comedic roles.
See this Bear Icon in all his whiskery glory…
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Sordid Lives Series New Trailer From Jason Dottley
Written by NetBear on June 16, 2008 – 5:00 am -Over the weekend we got email from Jason Dottley who stars as Ty Williamson in Del Shores‘ Sordid Lives: The Series.
Jason wanted to tell all the Bearotic fans of Sordid Lives that Del Shores has released a second trailer for the new LOGO series. And guess what? We’ve got it waiting for you after the jump!
Watch the new second trailer for Sordid Lives: The Series…
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Bearotic Video Salute To Dads Everywhere
Written by NetBear on June 15, 2008 – 5:00 am -So on Father’s Day here in the United States we thought we’d do a little video salute to dads everywhere, Bearotic style. As you’ll see, YouTube has given kids everywhere a whole new way to idolize, pester and embarrass their poor fathers.
This is one from the Bearotic vaults that I just love. In this commercial from Australia, a bearded dad goes out to get the paper in his underwear and falls in love with the paint job on his house. It’s a classic!
Here’s a heart warming documentary on a dad who decided to shave off his 25 year old mustache on Father’s Day 2007. His family is totally shocked. Does the mustache make the dad?
See the rest of our video salute to dads…
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Pornstar Bears — The Naughtiest Bears Around
Written by BignFuzzy on June 14, 2008 – 6:38 am -We couldn’t resist the schlocky 70s porno-graphics of Pornstar Bears.com. They’re the naughtiest set of collectibles you’ve ever seen.
Their site is loaded with cartoon bears that have Afros, ’staches and big ol’ 70s mutton chops. You’ll laugh at the the Pornstar names like Jack Hammer and Rod Burns. After the jump, see some of the pornstars in action. But it’s NSFW due to ceramic figurine sex and simulated cartoon bear naughty bits.
See Some Pornbears & The Pornbear Dress Up Game…
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Bear Tube 9: Just This Once, 1 Out Of 10, Prison Relationship, Revitalizing Shower
Written by NetBear on June 13, 2008 – 4:46 am -This will drive the chasers crazy. A guy avoids the advances of his frisky chubby friend. Raise of hands for who’d like to be this guy’s roommate?
1 out of 10 men is gay. But our influence is everywhere! 
Some straight guys contemplate who among them is the the one.
The romance between Toby and Chris from the HBO series OZ isn’t your average prison relationship. It’s hot, steamy and… yikes!
Abdul the eunuch takes a shower and discovers a just how revitalizing his Axe Shower Gel is.
See all of the Bearotic video guides here.