Bear Tube: BearWorld, Stalkerazzi, Mike Rowe National Anthem, Tron Legacy Trailer

Written by NetBear on March 15, 2010 – 5:19 am -

The music of Elijah Black and the man himself appear in this teaser for the film BearWorld, due for release in 2012.

These fans of Lady Gaga are the Stalkerazzi in this parody of Paparazzi.

Dirty JobsMike Rowe does a fine job singing the Star Spangled Banner at Prince George’s Stadium. Bet you didn’t know that he is a trained opera singer.

Tron Legacy fans nearly wet themselves when this second trailer premiered before Alice In Wonderland showings. It’s all storyline setup until 1:20 where the fun really begins. This movie looks awesome and music will be amazing.


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Gutloose And Footloose At Bearapalooza

Written by NetBear on March 11, 2010 – 10:40 am -

These Mega Bearapalooza movie poster parodies get funnier all the time! The next time you see a cute chubby bopping to the beat you’re gonna think “Gutloose!”

Gutloose at Bearapalooza

He’s a chubby bear in a twinkie town. They said he’d never win. He knew he had to.

We’re loving this Footloose movie poster re-imagined with a chubby guy.

Meet your own Gutloose guy at Mega Bearapalooza 80’s Rewind Weekend coming up in Georgia on April 15th through the 18th.


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Beard Master Commands Magical Face Fur

Written by NetBear on March 9, 2010 – 6:15 am -

Move over Beastmaster. There’s a new barbarian hero in town. Beard Master communicates with magical beards that will do his bidding.

The Beard Master

This guys has a detachable beard-beast that flies like an eagle, knows its geography and can behead an opponent in a single swipe! Wow… He must use Bearwash.

Watch The Beard Master doing his thing…


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Trashdance Bear Kendall For Bearapalooza

Written by NetBear on March 8, 2010 – 2:45 pm -

Something happens when he hears the music. It’s a campground. It’s hot bears. It’s Kendall, all ready to go maniac on us at Mega Bearapalooza.

Kendall Trashdance for Bearapalooza

Yup, that’s Kendall doing his best Jennifer Beals pose to parody the poster from the famous dance music movie, Flashdance.

Take yourself down to meet this Trashdance bear at Mega Bearapalooza 80’s Rewind Weekend coming up in Georgia on April 15th through the 18th.


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Pork Me Poster Parody From Bearapalooza

Written by NetBear on March 5, 2010 – 1:36 pm -

Remember that bawdy coming of age comedy, Porky’s from way back when? If this poster is any indication, it looks like there will be some fun going on at the camp ground showers at Mega Bearapalooza!

Poke Me Porky’s Poster Parody

These great laughs are in honor of the sexiest Bear event ever held at a campground, Mega Bearapalooza 80’s Rewind Weekend coming up in Georgia on April 15th through the 18th.


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ChatRoulette Shows Its Dark Side To Jon Stewart

Written by NetBear on March 5, 2010 – 12:25 pm -

Remember we told you about ChatRoulette? Or you may have seen it featured on all the news channels. They had a field day with it. But the best report we saw had to be the one done by Jon Stewart.

Jon Stewart on ChatRoulette

Relax, it’s Wii Butter Churn… While I…

There’s always more than a grain of truth mixed into Jon’s humorous reports on The Daily Show. But this story is funnier than ever! He brings up the site and encounters a lot of bored geeks and quizzical reporters “playing the wheel.” And you know what happens when men get bored. The laughs go off the scale when Stewart discovers the dark side of ChatRoulette.

Watch Jon Stewart discover the real truth about ChatRoulette…


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Why Do Great Adventurers Have Beards?

Written by NetBear on March 3, 2010 – 5:15 am -

Ever wonder why all great adventurers have beards? Flapjack from The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack on Cartoon Network finds out why in the Beard Buddies episode. But first he encounters a big burly sailor.

Flapjack Encounters A Sailor Before The Beard Off

Someday you’ll have a fine beard, Flapjack!

It’s wacky animated comedy with a hairy theme as Flapjack and his pal K’nuckles enter Peppermint Larry’s annual Beard-Off contest. Watch the episode here.


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Bear Tube: Kevin Smith Vents, Cinematic Titanic, Nanny Queen, Record Crotch Kick

Written by NetBear on February 18, 2010 – 1:15 pm -

Kevin Smith needs to get some things off his chest about the Southwest fatty thing. He can’t go out of the house right now because of the media crews stalking him. So he needed to vent via video someplace.

Proving their superiority over the mediocre sci-fi movie, the Cinematic Titanic folks lambaste The Alien Factor.

Gay dads, do your kids ask “Judy who?” Oh, the shame! Help is just a click away with The Nanny Queen from Varla Jean Merman.

Bet you didn’t know there is a World Record for a Kick to the Groin. How about 1100 pounds of force in a single kick to the family jewels? Owie…


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Mega Bearapalooza Brings 80’s Retro To Georgia

Written by NetBear on February 17, 2010 – 11:55 am -

Remember Rubik’s Cube, Pacman, Breakdancing and MTV? Join the bears, cubs and other furry critters for four wild days of retro at Mega Bearapalooza 80’s Rewind Weekend April 15th through 18th.

Mega Bearapalooza 2010 at Roy’s Hideaway, Georgia

After travelling the country for 7 years and bringing the hottest Bear performers to campgrounds and Bear runs, Bearapalooza is throwing its own full Bear Run and Outdoor Music Festival, at their new home, Roy’s Hideaway campground in Georgia.

This music and comedy 80’s rewind will happen in mid-April, perfect weather for camping and for enjoying their clothing optional heated pool and spa, with highs of 80 degrees and lows in the mid 60’s. Perfect weather to watch and hear Freddy Freeman, Kendall, Elijah Black, Roger Anthony Yolanda Mapes, Michael West, Don Harvey, Jeffrey Altergott, Martin Swinger, Charles K. Brown and more.

Visit Bearapalooza for all the details.

Watch the techy Kendall video introducing the event…


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Ed O’Neill Moon Landing In The Locker Room

Written by NetBear on February 13, 2010 – 1:24 pm -

The Brotherhood of Bears have been discussing some TV bears that showed-up in a recent episode of ABC’s Modern Family. Ed O’Neill bumps into a tough guy with a goatee while undressing in the locker room.

Ed O’Neill In The Locker Room from Modern Family

We’re not sure what the tough guy character said in this scene. But we were woofing at the prospects of doing a “moon landing” (bumping) with Ed’s rear end… even pixelated!

See more photos and video of the scene…


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Kevin Smith Is On Off And On For IBR San Francisco

Written by NetBear on February 12, 2010 – 2:45 pm -

Leave it to a straight bi-curious man to create major drama for the gay men putting on International Bear Rendezvous this year. (How’s that for funny a turn-about of stereotypes?) Kevin Smith was headlining the Smodcast show at IBR until yesterday afternoon when he canceled his appearance. But it was just straight drama. As of this morning he’s back on board.

Kevin Smith’s Bald Spot on a Southwest Flight

Speaking of Kevin on board, we tweeted that the Kevster was sighted by a member of the Bearotic Army hustling onto a Southwest flight from LA with his fancy Louis Vuitton bag. Here’s some photographic evidence. Can you spot Kevin Smith’s head in this photo? Hint: He’s not wearing a ball cap.

We can’t wait to see Kevin at the Smodcast with director Malcolm Ingram!


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Kevin Smith At Bear Nation IBR SModcast

Written by NetBear on February 3, 2010 – 10:52 am -

The new Bear Nation documentary is set to invade International Bear Rendezvous later this month with special tour announcements, celebrity guests and exclusive giveaways. Who’s the celebrity, you ask?

Kevin Smith at IBR SModcast

As part of the fun they are presenting SModcast: The Live, Bi-curious Bear Edition with Kevin Smith and Bear Nation director Malcolm Ingram on February 13th. The event is billed as “a sexy girl-free chat between two fat guys who haven’t f*cked. Yet.” Check out the video of Kevin and Malcolm video chatting. They’re so funny.

Visit the Bear Nation movie site to pre-purchase your ticket for SModcast at IBR.

Watch a video of Kevin Smith video chatting with Malcolm Ingram…

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