Bear Tube: Pink Noise Colton, Bears In Games, La Roux Français, Bleeping Disney

Written by NetBear on February 26, 2010 – 2:37 pm -

Here’s a blast from the past that combines three hot & furry talents in one. Colton Ford’s abs get almost as much camera time as his face as he sings That’s Me. Rapper Cazwell chimes-in with some slightly NSFW raps. And it’s all Rich Morel’s Pink Noise Mix. WOOF!

We finally get a look at the woofy Bear In Games guys. We kinda like watching the boys couching it as they take on Final Fight 2. “Don’t punch Chung-Lee! Her thighs will kill you!”

You might not understand the questions. But the answers are golden. La Roux diva Elly Jackson works her swoop and shows-off her outspoken personality on a French TV program. And she explains how she chose the name “La Roux.”

Amazing how a well placed bleep sound can totally change our interpretation of a scene. Even an uber-cute Disney film isn’t safe from the effect.


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Bear Tube: Upular, Skynet Symphonic, Glee Sumos Japan, Cheesiest Movie Quotes

Written by NetBear on January 25, 2010 – 6:53 pm -

Fagottron’s Upular track was composed using chords, bass notes and vocal samples from the Disney Pixar film ‘Up’. Wacky and fun!

Or if techno is more your thing, Skynet Symphonic was put together entirely from small sounds taken from John Cameron’s Terminator 2: Judgement Day.

Though Glee has taken off in America, it’s relatively unknown in Japan. Leave it to a big sports hero like Japanese Sumo Great Akebono to come to the rescue.

It seems like most of the lines came from Batman And Robin, but the Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All Time do strike a chord for this movie buff.


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Out And About: Last Chance For Bo, Nexus Phone, Helicopter iPhone, FurTrap, Jake Pavelka

Written by NetBear on January 6, 2010 – 8:42 pm -

Bo Dixon Calendar 2010 It’s your last chance to get a piece of Bo Dixon for the new year. He’s wrapping up sales of the Bo Dixon Reinvented 2010 calendar at the end of this month.

Biggest Loser coach Jillian Michaels comes out — sort of. She tells Ladies’ Home Journal that she’d be glad to be in a healthy relationship with anyone, male or female.

Sexy as an iPhone, with the Android smarts. Google is going to be selling their own cell phone called the Nexus One. Will it be an iPhone killer? Or is it just another Android phone? See what Engadget has to say about it. Mashable has a great Nexus One vs Droid vs iPhone comparison chart.

Muppet Vinylmation Characters Muppet Vinylmation… What will they think of next!

No, I said I wanted a Helium Tank for Balloons! See the latest weapon in the war against clowns.

Want to pilot a helicopter with your iPhone? There’s an App for that! Watch the video. Well, OK. Technically it’s a quadricopter. But we still really want one!

FurTrap at the Russian River in April Don’t get your fur in a trap. Well, unless you want to catch something wild in April at the new Russian River event, FurTrap.

From Olympic gold medalist Matthew Mitcham to comedian Wanda Sykes, they lent their voices to the fight for gay rights. Check out The Advocate’s Top Photos of the Year.

Gentlemen, start your beards! There are just 149 days until the $5000 Beard Team USA Nationals in Bend, Oregon.

For the 14th time ABC is presenting yet another bachelor looking for undying love. The newest candidate, Jake Pavelka, is well-muscled and sadly well manscaped. He’s quite hairless in the body hair department. :(


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Bear Tube: Pop 2009, Tape Measure Master, Wild Hog Bloopers, Daddy Rescue

Written by NetBear on December 31, 2009 – 5:43 am -

It’s the United State of Pop 2009 as DJ Earworm does one of his amazing mashups of the Top 25 Billboard Hits of 2009.

All hail the Tape Measure Master.

While the Wild Hogs sequel has been canceled by Disney, you’ll still get some laughs in this bloopers reel from the original movie. Chubby bald singer Kyle Gass is gonna light yer fire!

Little kid is stuck behind the sofa. How ever did he get there? You’ll laugh as he explains… and woof as daddy rescues him.


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Out And About: Naked Norton, Hatch In The Clinker, Cub McCallister, Kilt Jockstrap, Kylie Talk

Written by NetBear on August 31, 2009 – 1:23 pm -

Ed Norton Naked Skinhead Shower Scene Lots of guys find Ed Norton to be cute and sexy. But can he still be attractive while playing a naked skinhead Nazi getting molested in the shower? Well, sure… Why not? He’s not really evil. He’s just playing it.

Richard Hatch is back in the clinker again. This time he got arrested for having “improper contact with the public.” What? Did he have a friend over? No, he gave a press interview when he wasn’t supposed to.

Cub McCallister has four novels out that are all gay/bear themed. He’s also got some fun gear in his store. Is there anything that a cub can’t do? ;)

Colin Corbett Kilt Jockstrap Is that plain old jockstrap you’ve been wearing got you down? Need a jock that matches your kilt? Colin Corbett has decorating jocks down to an art form. Just take a look at this tartan number.

Kylie Minogue talked to Black Book Magazine about her upcoming US Tour and “Taking North America.”

I’m not sure how to feel about this one. Disney said they will acquire Marvel Comics for $4 billion in cash and stock, bringing characters like Iron Man and Spider-Man into the Disney family. Under the deal, Disney will acquire ownership of 5,000 Marvel characters.

Brandon Clark Ethan Says has some hot photos of hunky Mr. SF Leather, Brandon Clark, taken by photographer Dylan Rosser.

Who had the hottest pussy at the Daytime Emmy Awards? You gotta see it to believe it.

My favorite fireman drama, Rescue Me, has an end date according to TV Guide. Thankfully it’s not until 2011.

Can a broom be possessed? This one in Alabama is sweeping in the researches and curious.

It took nine episodes, but HBO’s Hung finally went gay. But not in the way that we were hoping.


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Yellow Submarine Movie Remake In The Works

Written by NetBear on August 21, 2009 – 8:02 pm -

Blue Meanies, Snapping Turks and Glove are coming back! Robert Zemeckis is in negotiations to direct a remake of Yellow Submarine for Disney. The original “Submarine” was a 1968 animated feature based on music by The Beatles.

The Beatles Yellow Submarine Remake

Disney had no comment on the deal, which is in the thick of trying to acquire the rights to the music to the film, which included the title track as well as classics such as Eleanor Rigby, Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds, When I’m Sixty-Four and With a Little Help From My Friends.

Like all Zemeckis productions, YSub would be done in performance capture and would also be a digital 3D endeavor. The original hit movie is about a soldier called Old Fred who meets up with the Beatles and travels in a yellow submersible to Pepperland. There they encounter all sorts of psychedelic beasties, including those music-hating creatures, the Blue Meanies.

[Billboard]


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Pixar’s Up Movie Gets 3D Respect At Cannes

Written by NetBear on May 12, 2009 – 1:27 pm -

Pixar’s latest 3D animated adventure, Up, will be the first animated opening film in Cannes history. Wednesday it will be the first flick of the 62nd Festival de Cannes.

Pixar’s Up Movie

If first reviews are any indication, this movie is going to be a hit. You’ve probably seen previews for the film while waiting for a film to start in a theater. But just in case you haven’t, Disney has released the official trailer to the web too.

Watch the official trailer for Pixar’s Up…


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P.U.M.A. Two-Person Segway Doom Buggy

Written by NetBear on April 7, 2009 – 11:45 am -

A new experimental vehicle, produced by an unlikely cross of Segway and General Motors, seems to have drawn its design queues from the Doom Buggy at Disney’s Haunted Mansion.

P.U.M.A. Segway/GM Doom Buggy

The uber geeky Segway appeals to some. But to many, we just want some place to plant our behinds while we drive. The P.U.M.A. to the rescue! It’s like a giant, two-person Segway, designed for commuters, with a 35-mile range from its lithium-ion batteries. With a top speed of 35 MPH, it’s plenty fast enough for city cruising.

Watch video of the P.U.M.A. prototype cruising around…


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Bear Tube: Daft Dwarf, Funky Mix, Village People Cop Series, Elmo Interviews Ricky

Written by NetBear on March 13, 2009 – 4:23 pm -

Now that Daft Punk is scoring the soundtrack for the Tron sequel, their behind the scenes cinema work has started to emerge. When the cast of Snow White wanted to party they did some Dwarfed Punk!

Is it possible for a group of people to jam together without even knowing it? Kutiman takes clips of musicians from YouTube and mixes them together to create something brand new and hot!

What if you could mash-up a cop right out of the Village People and put him in a TV cop series? Now *THAT* would be funny. Well, here it is!

Elmo keeps Ricky Gervais, the creator of The Office, on his toes in some outtakes from an interview.


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Daft Punk Will Score Tron Sequel For Disney

Written by NetBear on March 6, 2009 – 5:45 am -

It has been confirmed that French electronica duo Daft Punk has been signed to write the original music score for Tron 2.0 (also known as TR2N), Walt Disney’s upcoming sequel to the groundbreaking 1982 animation cult hit which was scored by electronic music icon Wendy Carlos.

Daft Punk Scoring TRON 2.0 For Disney

Daft Punk’s members Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo and Thomas Bangalter have been involved in various films before, but Tron 2.0 will be their first complete feature film score.

Entertainment Weekly has some amusing musings about this pairing.


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Out And About: Rollie ‘Stache, Mullet-mania, Jiraiya Translated, Sits Like A Girl, Disney Quits Narnia, Clooney And Who?

Written by NetBear on January 3, 2009 – 4:00 pm -

Rollie Fingers’ Stache Baseball idol Rollie Fingersgives some advice on how to sport a sweet handlebar mustache.

Need a little Mullet Break in your day? Go and visit Mullets Galore where you’ll get a concentrated dose. Hmm… Shy do all the photos in picturebook #2 look like the guys are at the Folsom Street Fair?

For lovers of the art of Jiraiya, here’s a NSFW site that has translated many bear manga (Japanese comics) into English. There are a couple from Jiraiya half way down the page.

Simon Pegg Sits Like A Girl TMZ thinks that a lot of Hollywood guys sit like girls. Hey, no makin’ fun of Simon Pegg! After all, he’s young Scotty in the new Star Trek movie!

The Mouse bids bye bye to Narnia. Disney has decided against coproducing and distributing the third movie in the Chronicles of Narnia series, The Voyage of the Dawn Treader.

Say it isn’t so!! Life & Style says that handsome George Clooney has been cozying up to… TO… P-P-Paris Hilton!?!? Eeeeewww!!!


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Bear Tube 17: All Sean Connery Video Festival

Written by NetBear on August 30, 2008 – 5:29 am -

In honor of his birthday on August 25th Bear Tube 17 is dedicated completely to that iconic daddy bear himself, Sir Sean Connery!

Sean Connery gets read… er… interviewed by Dame Edna.

What if… Sean Connery had a Sex Hotline? Put away your credit card numbers. This is just a spoof!

Zardoz has got to be Sean Connery’s wildest role ever. He looks damn good in a pony tail and loincloth! But what if it was recut to be a romance? Classic sci-fi moments with a small NSFW “spontaneous” scene.

Sean Connery has problems tying his tie in a Japanese Suntory Crest whiskey ad from 1992. That classic daddy look drives ‘em wild!

See the second half of our all Sean Connery video review…

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