FeedBear Tube: Kevin Smith Vents, Cinematic Titanic, Nanny Queen, Record Crotch Kick
Written by NetBear on February 18, 2010 – 1:15 pm -
Kevin Smith needs to get some things off his chest about the Southwest fatty thing. He can’t go out of the house right now because of the media crews stalking him. So he needed to vent via video someplace.
Proving their superiority over the mediocre sci-fi movie, the Cinematic Titanic folks lambaste The Alien Factor.
Gay dads, do your kids ask “Judy who?” Oh, the shame! Help is just a click away with The Nanny Queen from Varla Jean Merman.
Bet you didn’t know there is a World Record for a Kick to the Groin. How about 1100 pounds of force in a single kick to the family jewels? Owie…
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Joe Mannetti Cracks The Whip In Taco Bell Spoof
Written by NetBear on February 1, 2010 – 11:32 am -The next time you head into a Taco Bell you’d better make sure you know how to speak Spanish. In this spoof of a Taco Bell commercial, two hillbilly hicks walk into the fast food restaurant looking to get a little bit more than some Mexican food.
At this “enhanced” Taco Bell the two are met by an order taking guard who barks, “Order?” The first guy gets himself a pretty señorita. But the second hillbilly (above) doesn’t quite get what he expected to. Guess who pops out from behind door number two? You guessed it! It’s International Daddy Bear Joe Mannetti… But not like we’ve ever seen him!
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Dragulator Puts You In RuPaul’s Drag Race
Written by NetBear on January 26, 2010 – 5:24 am -Gentlemen, start your Dragulator. OK, I know that the thought of doing drag will create howls of scorn from many a bear man out there. It’s jut not something a masculine guy does. Well, that doesn’t mean you can’t have some fun. And with the Dragulator from RuPaul’s Drag Race you can do it without all that messy make-up, glitter and feathers getting all over the place.
Like Elf Yourself and many of the other online web applications, in Dragulator you upload a face photo of yourself, or better yet, of your victim. They’re gonna get all done-up, RuPaul Dragulator style. So make sure it’s a provocative face shot.
Next you have to get artistic, adding make-up, bling, costumes and ultimately accessorizing your creation. The resulting Dragulated image can get shared on Twitter for a chance to win a RuPaul’s Drag Race viewing party kit. Or you can share it on Facebook for all your friends to see. Just remember, they might return the favor.
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RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 2 Preview
Written by NetBear on January 21, 2010 – 10:51 am -The first season of RuPaul’s Drag Race was a great big queer hit on LOGO. Now with season 2 right around the corner we get introduced to a whole new set of wacky drag personalities, all gunning to be the next drag superstar.
First, in the Meet ‘N Greet, the girls get to meet the competition for the first time. And then in Curtain Call the contestants scramble to do a Gone With The Wind, Carol Burnett style, by literally pulling the drapes off the wall to make new outfits.
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Brendan O’Carroll Is The Hilarious Mrs. Brown
Written by NetBear on December 21, 2009 – 5:30 am -Move over Dame Edna — Mrs. Brown is in town! Comedian Brendan O’Carroll channels his mum’s sense of humor and brings to life a simple Irish mother who tells it like it is, with hilarious consequences.
Brendan’s Agnes Brown is saucy, yet charming… Candid, yet conservative. The youngest of eleven children, Brendan was born in Dublin’s inner-city in 1955. So you can see how the character of Mrs. Brown might reflect on that experience.
What started out as a play has turned into a full-blown TV series. Mrs. Browns Boy’s has been commissioned as a TV series by BBC1. A pilot episode was filmed by BBC Scotland in October, 2009.
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Holiday Hote From Kendall, AKA Franklin Martini
Written by NetBear on December 2, 2009 – 3:39 pm -We intercepted a hot love letter from bear performer Kendall. Apparently this communication was meant for some torrid lover of his. See for yourself:
Lover, It's been too long.I am full with passion and long to be with you and look into your eyes deeply and with never-ending passion. Why don't you meet me at Roys Hideaway. I’ll be there from December 31st through January 3rd and will be performing JUST for you and you alone. Oh yes my friends Kendall and Orgasmatron will be there performing as well. Kendall on the 31st and Orgasmatron on the 3rd. I will be waiting patiently for you my love, with a bottle of the finest champagne, a box of truffles and furry pink handcuffs… and my pet sheep Giggles. Love and Luvs, Franklin Martini P.S. Click on the link below for a message JUST for your eyes my little Lovercheese
Watch Kendall’s Holiday Message Video…
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Bear Tube: Annie Earworm, Aussie Nuts, Bearcelona Bear Inspectors, Speedo Bubba
Written by NetBear on August 27, 2009 – 12:07 pm - If you love Annie Lennox like I do, you’re gonna go crazy for this Earworm Backwards/Forwards video mashup too!
“I think it’s the nuts.” Just keep that statement in mind while you watch this funny Aussie advertisement.
You won’t need your Spanish to English dictionary to understand what’s going on here as the Bear Inspectors take on Barcelona.
Big bubba Phil makes a $5 bet that he wouldn’t dare squeeze into a tight Speedo swimsuit. Butt he sure does!
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RuPaul Is Workin’ It And Publishing Style Book
Written by NetBear on August 18, 2009 – 2:00 pm -RuPaul, the world’s most famous drag queen of all-time and television host of Logo’s RuPaul’s Drag Race, is writing the book on life, liberty and the pursuit of style.
WORKIN’ IT! — the book — published by It Books, is part style guide, part confidence manifesto and just like Ru, entirely fabulous. It will provide helpful and provocative tips on fashion, beauty, style and confidence for girls and boys, straight and gay — and everyone in between!
If you weren’t lucky enough to inherit a fabulous sense of style from your parents, you can certainly cultivate one using the tried, tested and found true tools in this book.
Watch for WORKIN’ IT! in stores winter 2010, just in time for the second season of RUPAUL’S DRAG RACE on Logo.
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Bear Tube: Sumo Bears, Condom Effect, Franco Nero, The New Oz
Written by NetBear on July 19, 2009 – 7:08 pm - Telecommunication companies are getting big. So what you gonna use to represent a clash of titans? Sumo bears facing-off will do nicely.
Even just the wrapper from a Durex condom has a mysterious, sexy effect on anyone is comes near. When it lands on a police car two cops size each other up. Viva La France!
Another copy of that medical bondage scene between Franco Nero and a big evil bearded doctor has surfaced. Get some while it’s hot!
Dorothy is in The New Oz at Love Ball. Watch for the chubby guys!
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Bear Tube: Priscilla Musical, Shaving Bear, Otter Treats, Another Hung, A-Hole or B-Hole
Written by NetBear on July 2, 2009 – 9:59 am - I’ve got another reason to go to London. Priscilla: Queen of the Desert: The Musical looks like so much fun!
Here’s a bear from Japan that’s so hot from global warming that he’s shaving all his hair off. Just goes to show that Nisshinbo cares about the environment.
See… Otters will really do anything for treats. Remember that when you go to your next summer bear run.
When I first heard about the HBO Hung series this is exactly what I was thinking. It’s an altogether different kind of Hung.
See whether people prefer the A-Hole or the B-Hole…
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Out And About: Mariah In Drag, Salt & Pepper Hair, Leaning Shoes, Do Tell, Prius Hearse, iPhone 3.1
Written by NetBear on July 1, 2009 – 2:34 pm -
If this hotel doorman was to say hello, you probably wouldn’t look twice. Better look again. It’s Mariah Carey in drag for her new music video.
Here’s yet another reason why you should be giving some respect to that handsome guy with the salt & pepper hair. A New Scientist article says that grey hair may be protecting us from cancer.
How *DID* Michael Jackson do that extreme leaning move in his Smooth Criminal video? The secret’s in the shoes.
A Swedish AIDS prevention organization wants to know when, where, and how people have sex with one another. They’ve manufactured 100,000 numbered condoms and are encouraging users to f*ck and tell. [Copyranter]
If the Goth-before-it-was-popular character, Harold, from the cult classic movie Harold and Maude, was around, he’d probably go ga-ga over this Toyota Prius Hearse that was announced.
It’s only been two weeks and Apple is rolling out an iPhone 3.1 Beta to its developers. One promising change is that MMS is enabled by default. Hazzah!
“Project Runway is 100% Heterosexual-Safe!” So says a new Lifetime campaign for the series on its new network.
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Bear Tube: Norwegian Fast, Varla On Gay Guys, Kendall’s Mustache Girls, Romantic Bearaoke
Written by NetBear on June 9, 2009 – 1:26 pm - Badass bearded biker runs out of food. So he sends his pals out to go shopping and takes out… the pink CD. Uh, oh… The caption at the end of this Norwegian commercial says, “Not everybody likes that it goes so quick (to shop) here with us.”
Delicious diva Varla Jean Merman is in Florida for Gay Days at Disney World. Backstage she makes the astute observation that gay guys seem to be getting in touch with their inner child. So many of them at this event brought their own swing sets… Pottie training chairs…
Gender-bending girls are looking for a boy/girl swirl as they spank bad bears in this music video written and produced by Kendall.
NDBear1 does a furry and romantic bearaoke of Matt Alber’s End of the World.
