FeedOut And About: Bossy Sculpture, Hirsute Intelligence, Beefy Crowe, The Kirk List, Harley Phoenix
Written by NetBear on May 11, 2009 – 4:38 pm -
There’s something hot and sexy about the artistic creations coming from Bossy Sculpture. Is it the big, bearded blokes with shirts that can barely cover their massive pecs? Or is it those big, furry bellies? I think it’s a lot of both.
We always knew that the bears are an intelligent lot. But we never knew there was a relationship between body hair and intelligence in men. Dr Aikarakudy Alias says that hairy chests are more likely to be found amongst doctors and the highly educated than in the general population. I knew it!
Entertainment Weekly has done a list of Star Trek Captain Kirk’s 20 Best and Worst Moments. I snickered at a few of ‘em, like baby Balok from The Corbomite Maneuver, the scenery-devouring cry of ”KHAAAAAAAN!” from Trek II: Wrath of Khan, and of course The Trouble with Tribbles.
Harley Phoenix (totally NSFW) is on a hirsute pursuit to make the raunchiest dance music you’ve ever heard. He takes samples of porn soundtracks and wraps them neatly in a pulsing wrapper of trip hop. The end result is a beat that sounds like Mack taking a bottom for a test drive. Oh… That’s because it is Mack saying those sweet nasties in our ear.
Everybody has a couple of these to show off. Or rather, a few of these they want to get therapy for the rest of their lives. You won’t be able to stop clicking on these Awkward Family Photos.
You can run… But you can’t hide. Seth McFarlane has officially announced plans a Family Guy movie.
Want to gain weight fast? Ask “where’s the beef?” to Russell Crow and he’ll tell ya… Right in his belly! He gained a whopping 63 pounds for his role as CIA boss Ed Hoffman in Body Of Lies.
People Magazine got a shot of Robert Downey Jr. this week on the Iron Man 2 set shooting a scene for the action film. Looks like the suit has been updated a bit.
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Stewie Reunites Star Trek Next Generation Cast
Written by NetBear on March 31, 2009 – 9:08 am -That Stewie Griffin from Family Guy is just too smart for his own good. At a local Star Trek convention he gets some blueprints for a transporter and put it together. Next thing you know, he’s reunited the crew from Star Trek Next Generation for his own diabolical use.
And as seen above, in a quick “flash” we also get a look at God doing a Brian Blessed, flying around during a Flash Gordon cameo. FLASH! Ah…ahhhh… LOL!
Want to watch? See the entire episode, after the jump.
Watch Stewie beam-in the STNG cast…
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Out And About: Edited Osbournes, Tea Bagging, Stewie Cameos, Battlestar Tears, Bear Heads, Henke Jewel
Written by NetBear on March 23, 2009 – 4:00 pm -
The new Osbournes: Reloaded series might not even air a full episode on it’s premiere night. That’s respect for ya.
Tea Bagging at the White House? Someone at Fox News needs to get on the Urban Dictionary.
Family Guy’s Stewie is going to do a Roger Rabbit and guest star on two episodes of Bones in May.
Tears flow at the screening of the last Battlestar Galactica episode for cast, crew and friends at a North Hollywood movie theater.
Spanish bear street artist Yotto Banno is giving you bear heads.
Dwight Supremacy uncovers hidden jewels on ABC’s Lost — a woofy actor by the name of Brad William Henke.
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Peter Griffin Gets Gay Injection Tonight
Written by NetBear on March 8, 2009 – 11:42 am -Tonight on the animated comedy Family Guy, Peter gets injected with “the gay gene.” You can guess what happens next. Better yet… See for yourself:
Guiltyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Family Guy airs tonight, Sunday, March 8th @ 9/8c, on FOX.
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Bear Tube 22: Wanted Dead Or Alive, Stewie Discovers Something, Public Transit, Tim Gunn On Prop 8, Chris Capone, Bear Suit
Written by NetBear on October 24, 2008 – 4:00 pm - Bumblebearwuz is a rising star at the Universal City Walk performing Wanted Dead Or Alive. Go Bumble… Go Bumble!
Woa! Stewie from Family Guy discovers something truly sinister after hijacking a Nazi uniform in a recent episode.
This is a great public service announcement designed to urge us to take advantage of mass transit, carpooling and biking to combat global warming and save polar bears.
Project Runway’s fashion expert Tim Gunn says he’s never seen anything as unattractive as California’s Proposition 8.
Author Chris Capone channels his granddaddy in this stogie-filled video rant. Check out his new web site too. I think this kid is coming out of his shell.
Whats a guy to do after a hurricane hits the coast of Texas? Why not put on your bear suit and go for a walk on the beach.
