FeedBacon Christmas Cards Wrapped In Goodness
Written by NetBear on December 17, 2009 – 5:53 am -It’s always so difficult to find just the right Christmas card. But here are some custom cards that are sure to put some real sizzle back into your holidays.
Mike Geno is selling Christmas post cards that feature a Tannenbaum wrapped in real bacon. The caption reads, “May your holidays be wrapped in goodness.”
Let’s all say it now… “Mmmm…. Bacon…”
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Bacon Sunrise And The Slow Road To Breakfast
Written by NetBear on November 18, 2009 – 10:15 pm -Here’s a sunrise that lots of bears would love to wake up to! Baaaaaacon…
Hand-trimmed and hardwood smoked mean it’s always a scrumptious morning. Oscar Mayer bacon is carefully selected, hand-trimmed and naturally hardwood smoked for hours to bring you that one-of-a-kind flavor well worth waking up for.
OK. For all the vegan bears out there we’ll do a tofu version next week, OK?
See the bacony road to breakfast satisfaction…
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Bear Party Chicago Kicks Off Rodeo Month
Written by NetBear on August 6, 2009 – 12:41 pm -August is Rodeo month in Chicago and Bear Party is throwing a big kick-off to get folks ready for all the cowpoking that will happen later this month.
They’re hauling out a keg of beer and givin’ it away, starting at 8PM until it’s gone. Then the Chuckwagon pulls in at 9PM with pulled pork, rib tips, BBQ meatballs, BBQ wings, potato salad, coleslaw and dessert. Yum! Hit the buffet and get a good meal. Wear cowboy gear and you’ll be eligible for special prizes!
Brian Lazara will be on hand selling tickets to “Brians Big Bus Trip” to the Rodeo. So if you haven’t gotten your tickets yet you can buy them at the party. They will also have raffles to win FREE tickets for the bus trip.
Come on out to Jackhammer, 6406 N. Clark Street, on Saturday, August 8th @ 8PM for Free Beer, Food at 9PM and then dancing till 5AM. Its just $10 at the door.
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Out And About: Sam Worthington Titan, Meaty Soup, Dominic Monaghan, Adam Ant Is Back
Written by NetBear on June 10, 2009 – 5:07 pm -
That hot Australian cyborg from Terminator Salvation, Sam Worthington, is playing Perseus in a remake of the classic sci-fi film Clash of the Titans.
Not getting enough “man-meat” in your diet? Maybe a heapin’ helping of bull penis will satisfy you.
Is Dominic Monaghan (Charlie in LOST) joining the cast of Grey’s Anatomy?
Eek! Adam Lambert is really, officially, undoubtably gay! Tell us something we didn’t already know!
Is the Boston gay bar scene a thing of the past?
Legendary dandy Adam Ant is back! His girlfriend has helped him strip away the pounds and the past and now he is ready to hit the road once again.
OMG! Wesley Eure who played Will in the original Land of the Lost series is gay!?
Does Jason Mraz poop in the woods? I guess so. But he only uses 8 squares of toilet tissue.
Man is buried in a Tardis. Now that’s a Doctor Who fan!
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Picnic Warriors Have A Hot Lunch In Jockstraps
Written by NetBear on May 29, 2009 – 8:47 am -The bad boys of hot photography, Exterface, have outdone themselves with this one. They’ve taken two seemingly unrelated topics — combined them — and created something totally hot and steamy. When the Picnic Warriors get to having lunch, it’s something we will all want to taste!
Two hot and furry muscle bears in jockstraps are going to have a carnal picnic. They’ve got some leather on too. But they’ll be tasting a whole lot more before this photo shoot is over. Just in time for the summer, picnic plaid has never been so hot!
See more photos from the Picnic Warriors…
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BeanBoozle Someone For April Fool’s Day
Written by NetBear on March 14, 2009 – 5:20 am -Leave it to the crazy folks at Jelly Belly to put an April Fool’s Day spin on their tiny confections. With their new BeanBoozled
pack you get weird and nasty flavors mixed with yummy ones.
Just imagine your coworkers or friends reaching into the candy dish for a few jelly beans. The first one was a toasty Buttered Popcorn flavor. Let’s have another! GACK! What is this? Rotten Egg?? LOL
See a list of all the wacky flavor pairings…
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Bear Tube: Trader Joe’s, Monsterbite, Spanish Cub, Ray Winstone Undresses
Written by NetBear on February 19, 2009 – 10:57 am - If you’ve ever shopped at a Trader Joe’s then this musical interlude will have you laughing. If not, well then just appreciate that the guy filmed this on his Palm Treo.
Monsterbite says keep the food and attention flowing and he’ll be a devoted and mischievous pet. Here he is tackling some Taco Bell with gusto.
A cute Spanish Bearcub demonstrates how to use a PDA.
Ray Winstone looks hot in a jockstrap as he undresses in this Valentine’s Day tribute by Bearmythology.
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Messy Meat Banned This Carl’s Jr. Commercial
Written by NetBear on February 12, 2009 – 6:15 pm -Why is this man looking down at his lap in horror? After his messy meat burger from Carl’s Jr. made a big mess on his pants, he’s getting some help from a buddy.
Every so often you have to ask yourself, just WHAT were these marketing guys thinking when they spent thousands of dollars shooting a commercial that would never see the light of day in the United States. 
Watch the Messy Meat Commercial…
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Top Chef “I Love Fabio” T-Shirt
Written by NetBear on January 23, 2009 – 3:26 pm -Hungry for Italian? Satisfy your cravings with a Top Chef ”I Heart Fabio” t-shirt.
Are you really, REALLY a foodie? Check out this next t-shirt. It’ll let you proclaim your love for culinary delights in a slightly provocative way.
See another fun Top Chef t-shirt…
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Cake Wrecks — When Cakes Go Horribly Wrong
Written by NetBear on December 9, 2008 – 10:29 am -Everybody wants to lick Tom Selleck’s chest — especially when his shirtless and furry effigy has been drawn out in luscious frosting. This is one of the better confections we found on Cake Wrecks, a blog that memorializes some of the worst in cake couture.
The cake artist that did this wonder must have had a thing for Tom. Some love went into this cake! The expression is masculine and woofy, the eyes are soulful and sexy, the mustache is full and kissable. In a word, YUM!
But just watch and see what horrors can happen when you ask the less-than-average cake decorator to duplicate this hirsute treat for your best friend’s birthday.
See Tom Selleck’s evil twin drawn-out in frosting…
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Gummi Legos Make Snack Time Constructive
Written by NetBear on November 11, 2008 – 2:06 pm -We’ve seen Gummi Candy in all shapes, sizes and colors. But here’s a variation that combines the chewy confection with building blocks. Kellogg’s Gummi Legos make it easy for anyone to let loose their creativity at snack time.
But if you’re got the Martha Stewart gene and want custom colors or even “Lego Shooters” you can always make your own. And here’s a more detailed tutorial on engineering LeGummies.
[via Gizmodo]
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More Bear Cookin’ Has The Tummy Rumblin’
Written by BignFuzzy on June 2, 2008 – 5:27 am -Go to your local bear’s bar and eavesdrop on some of the conversations. What are those big burly gruff men discussing? Motorcycles? Football? Carpentry? Most likely they’ll be talking recipes! That’s right, bears love to eat, they love big heaping plates of comfort food with no regard to boring things like low salt, fat or sugar content. If this sounds good, we have a great cookbook for you!
PJ Gray’s More Bear Cookin’ is the bigger and better guide to creating rich, delicious dishes that will satisfy even the hungriest of beasts.
Take a peak at some lipsmackin’ snackin’ recipes…
