Lyle Alzado Flaunts His Big Jackhammer In “Destroyer”

Written by BigHugsWill on May 6, 2008 – 5:58 am -

You’ve probably already checked-out BigHugsWill’s scandalous expose on John Matuszak. We would like to formally welcome Will as a new contributor at Bearotic.com and take a moment to introduce him to you. We’re sure you’ll enjoy his postings!

What do you do when you see a sweaty, buffed up, and shirtless musclebear with a crazed look on his face who’s carrying a massive jackhammer with a custom sniper scope attached to it?

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If you were standing inside your local video rental store staring dumbfounded at your find, you’d rent that movie, of course!
Read about my Friday night date with the “Destroyer” VHS and what I wished was a special homoerotic feature…


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My Photo Shoot With “The Tooz” John Matuszak: By Teddi Bare

Written by BigHugsWill on April 29, 2008 – 5:21 am -

Ever since the Oakland Raiders’ defensive lineman John Matuszak posed nude for Playgirl back in 1982, his co-model ’80s furries pornstar Mr. Teddi Bare has been pretty quiet about his photo shoot with the big man… That is, until now.

John Matuszak facial shot

Here Teddi Bare is posed with a furry and naked John Matuszak. What you can’t see (yet) is The Tooz putting his hand between Teddi’s thighs. No wonder Ted has that big grin on his face!

See Tooz tush and read Teddi Bare’s tell-all experience posing with the big man…


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Grizzly Adams Introduces Patriots Football Beards

Written by BignFuzzy on February 5, 2008 – 8:10 pm -

Did you watch the NFL Super Bowl game on Sunday? If you watched the countdown show you might have seen our first Forebear Ted Haggerty, better known as Grizzly Adams, telling us how he’s ‘rassled bears and built log cabins with his bear hands. We believe you Grizzly!

Ted Haggerty Is Grizzly Adams for the Patriots Beard Men

He then shows us the New England Patriots powerful offensive line and compares each bearded strapping stud with a macho movie star or hirsute historic figure.

New England Patriots with Beards

We’re not too sure about the comparisons. We’d rather take them on their furry face-value and enjoy their natural grizzly goodness. We have to wonder, though. Could this start a trend for men to stop shaving their face and body and let their inner bear out? We can only hope!

Watch the video and see more photos of bearded Patriot beefcake…


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Get Some Of Big John Runyan

Written by NetBear on November 21, 2007 – 3:00 pm -

You’ll love Big John in this McDonald’s commercial.

Come on and get some of Big John Runyan…


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