FeedOut And About: Ruiz Bass, Firehouse, Sandwich Savers, Gaga Bills, Zip Buds, Undress Him, Muppet Movie
Written by NetBear on February 6, 2010 – 4:31 pm -
Mike Ruiz photographed Lance Bass in LA this week. Is it Alice Cooper all over again or a take on Alex from Clockwork Orange?
We want to slide down Anderson Cooper’s pole. The CNN anchor has bought a $4.3 million firehouse in New York’s Greenwich Village.
Have problems with people stealing your sandwich out the fridge at work or at home? A few spots of mold will work wonders to make your snack less appealing. Just put it in these clever sandwich bags that have built-in green spots.
The Lord of the Superbowl rings says, “You shall not pass!” Who’s ready for some Superbowl football action?
Not into football? Well, how about puppies? The starting line-up for Puppy Bowl are all champs.
The bills will give you pa-pa-pa-poker face. Artist Craig Gleason’s Lady Gaga bills are works of art.
A built-in zipper makes these headphones practically tangle-free.
Pull the clothes right off this Blue Bell Collection Wrangler model. You’re really going to enjoy undressing and making him roll all over the screen!
Gentlemen, start your Muppets! That’s right, the new Muppet Movie is a go!
Need a new wallpaper for your desktop? Here’s 45 high-quality images that will astound and amaze you.
Howard Stern will be the next Simon Cowell? He could pull it off.
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Stanford’s Woofy Tunnel Workers Union
Written by NetBear on November 21, 2009 – 1:05 pm -It takes a catchy nickname to get an offensive line some credit. Otherwise, the big, beefy linemen spend entire careers anonymously banging heads with other big guys while quarterbacks and running backs revel in glory. The Stanford offensive line has dubbed itself the Tunnel Workers Union. It burrows tunnels in the opposing team.
With the likes of Chris Marinelli, David DeCastro, Chase Beeler, Andrew Phillips and Jonathan Martin staring you down, yeah it’d be more than a little intense alright. WOOOOF!
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Fuel Up Breakfast With Wheaties Collector’s Edition
Written by NetBear on September 11, 2009 – 11:42 am -We all grew up eating our favorite breakfast cereal — or at least the one our moms picked out for us. Wheaties is one of those timeless cereal brands that was designed to appeal to our competitive spirit.
Now you can get a box of special collector’s edition Wheaties Fuel along with a trial subscription to Men’s Health Personal Trainer. How’s that for breakfast marketing 101? Now you can much your Wheaties, oggle the bods and get fit too!
Curious about how Wheaties became sports fuel? Download the Wheaties History PDF and read the entire history of the product.
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Remember Ogre From Revenge Of The Nerds?
Written by NetBear on April 21, 2009 – 3:24 pm -In the movie Revenge of the Nerds, college jocks were always picking on the nerds. One of the jocks in particular caught the Bearotic eye in this film. Who could forget Ogre, the big furry beer-swilling frat guy.
Actor Donald Gibb brought the Fred “The Ogre” Palowakski to life. What ever happened to him? Wonder what he looks like now. Thanks to Bearotic reader Killbo, we’re gonna find out.
Watch Ogre compete in the belching contest…
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Matt Light SoBe Dance Solo Commercial
Written by NetBear on February 17, 2009 – 5:16 am -Our favorite football lineman and SoBe spokes-bear Matt Light has his own solo dance commercial on TV. In it he does a whole lot more dancing while making some of the cutest hottest facial expressions.
Matt bumps… grinds… jiggles and swivels… proving that a linebacker in a leotard can D-A-N-C-E! This big man is having some fun — and it really shows.
Watch Matt Light’s solo SoBe commercial…
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Matt Light The Furry Football Hottie
Written by NetBear on February 4, 2009 – 7:51 pm -We got a lot of fan mail about Matt Light, the furry 300 pound football jock that rocked bears around the world with his hot dancing in the SoBe Super Bowl commercial.
How could you not get all warm and fuzzy inside looking at this handsome 6′ 4″ guy? How could such a sexy beast have evaded the Bearotic eye for so long?? We’re gonna have to look a little closer at this one.
See photos of sexy football beefcake Matt Light…
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SoBe SuperBowl Dancing Football Bears
Written by NetBear on February 2, 2009 – 5:04 pm -Vigilant bear scouts rtpgreen and LatinoCub were quick to point out that there is one totally Bearotic commercial from the SuperBowl that we can’t miss!
Woofy football players Ray Lewis, Matt Light (left) and Justin Tuck dance some ballet with the SoBe lizards and characters from the new movie, Monsters vs. Aliens.
We’ve got the video in both 2D and 3D as well as the Making Of video.
Watch the SoBe Dancing Bears commercial…
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Heroes SuperBowl Commercial A Hit
Written by NetBear on February 1, 2009 – 6:53 pm -One of the funniest of the SuperBowl commercials this year for sci-fi fans has to be the Heroes Game. The characters from NBC’s Heroes sci-fi series go up against some NFL legends on the playing field. And of course the Heroes team get to use their super powers.
But of course if Silar was there he could have just unzipped all the heads of the opposing team and that would be it. Guess he got sidelined. Or did he?
Watch the Heroes Super Bowl Commercial…
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Lyle Alzado Flaunts His Big Jackhammer In “Destroyer”
Written by BigHugsWill on May 6, 2008 – 5:58 am -What do you do when you see a sweaty, buffed up, and shirtless musclebear with a crazed look on his face who’s carrying a massive jackhammer with a custom sniper scope attached to it?
If you were standing inside your local video rental store staring dumbfounded at your find, you’d rent that movie, of course!
Read about my Friday night date with the “Destroyer” VHS and what I wished was a special homoerotic feature…
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My Photo Shoot With “The Tooz” John Matuszak: By Teddi Bare
Written by BigHugsWill on April 29, 2008 – 5:21 am -Ever since the Oakland Raiders’ defensive lineman John Matuszak posed nude for Playgirl back in 1982, his co-model ’80s furries pornstar Mr. Teddi Bare has been pretty quiet about his photo shoot with the big man… That is, until now.
Here Teddi Bare is posed with a furry and naked John Matuszak. What you can’t see (yet) is The Tooz putting his hand between Teddi’s thighs. No wonder Ted has that big grin on his face!
See Tooz tush and read Teddi Bare’s tell-all experience posing with the big man…
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Grizzly Adams Introduces Patriots Football Beards
Written by BignFuzzy on February 5, 2008 – 8:10 pm -Did you watch the NFL Super Bowl game on Sunday? If you watched the countdown show you might have seen our first Forebear Dan Haggerty, better known as Grizzly Adams, telling us how he’s ‘rassled bears and built log cabins with his bear hands. We believe you Grizzly!
He then shows us the New England Patriots powerful offensive line and compares each bearded strapping stud with a macho movie star or hirsute historic figure.
We’re not too sure about the comparisons. We’d rather take them on their furry face-value and enjoy their natural grizzly goodness. We have to wonder, though. Could this start a trend for men to stop shaving their face and body and let their inner bear out? We can only hope!
Watch the video and see more photos of bearded Patriot beefcake…
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Get Some Of Big John Runyan
Written by NetBear on November 21, 2007 – 3:00 pm -You’ll love Big John in this McDonald’s commercial.
Come on and get some of Big John Runyan…
