FeedBear Tube: Pink Noise Colton, Bears In Games, La Roux Français, Bleeping Disney
Written by NetBear on February 26, 2010 – 2:37 pm -
Here’s a blast from the past that combines three hot & furry talents in one. Colton Ford’s abs get almost as much camera time as his face as he sings That’s Me. Rapper Cazwell chimes-in with some slightly NSFW raps. And it’s all Rich Morel’s Pink Noise Mix. WOOF!
We finally get a look at the woofy Bear In Games guys. We kinda like watching the boys couching it as they take on Final Fight 2. “Don’t punch Chung-Lee! Her thighs will kill you!”
You might not understand the questions. But the answers are golden. La Roux diva Elly Jackson works her swoop and shows-off her outspoken personality on a French TV program. And she explains how she chose the name “La Roux.”
Amazing how a well placed bleep sound can totally change our interpretation of a scene. Even an uber-cute Disney film isn’t safe from the effect.
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Bear Tube: Gaga vs Walken vs Cartman, Sonique World, Street Fighters, Sailor Moon Guide
Written by NetBear on November 20, 2009 – 12:04 pm - It’s really scary how well Cartman mixes into this mega Pokerface mashup with Lady Gaga, Christopher Walken and Southpark.
After her dramatic battle with breast cancer, UK DJ and dance music artist Sonique, AKA Sonia Clarke, is back with World Of Change.
Bears In Games looks at the two big bruisers from Street Fighter IV, Zangief and Rufus. Watch for the Bearotic cut scenes.
Go on… Admit it. You’ve always wanted to dress up like the Sailor Moon anime character. Here’s a comprehensive video guide for how to make your transformation.
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Bear Tube: Salted Bear, Simon’s Cat, Enviro-Bear 2000, A-Spray
Written by NetBear on August 1, 2009 – 3:47 pm - When Killbo recommended this video to us we were entranced watching Jared the shirtless bear guy rub salt on himself. Mmmm… Tender!
When Simon’s Cat sets out to catch a fly that’s buzzing around the room, mayhem ensues. Cat owners please confirm if this is normal cat behavior, OK?
Here is a video game where you play as a bear who must fatten up to prepare for a long winter hibernation… While driving around.
Are you suffering from beastly butt odor? Doc Bottoms all over deodorant Aspray is gonna take care of it for you.
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Prince Of Persia First Pic Of Jake Gyllenhaal
Written by NetBear on July 19, 2009 – 6:47 pm -It’s looking like Jake Gyllenhaal’s character of Prince Dastan from Jerry Bruckheimer’s epic Prince of Persia: Sands of Time is coming together in the cutting room. EW recently got a first official pic from the movie. All the previous ones were “paparazzi photos.”
For Jake Gyllenhaal, playing Prince Dastan was a chance to get into some serious action. “I’m tired of taking myself so seriously,” says the actor, who found himself sword-fighting, climbing walls, and jumping off of buildings as part of the prince’s quest to find an enchanted dagger and turn back time. “It’s nice when a stuntman turns to you and is like, ‘Actors don’t normally do this.’”
Hey, just like in the original video game! Prince of Persia: Sands of Time is due May 28th, 2010.
Watch an interview with Jerry Bruckheimer about Prince…
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Out And About: Woofington Post, Video Game, Brüno First Look, Bruce Willis Bondage
Written by NetBear on June 18, 2009 – 3:00 pm -
The Woofington Post is a new blog that has a big & furry view of the blogosphere, specializing in the New York City area.
Like your video games with a main course of big muscle dudes? Computer game graphics never looked so big and bearish as Game Informer looks at Max Payne 3.
“Predictably hilarious. Even more shocking and envelope pushing than Borat and just as funny.” That’s what an insider said about a sneak peek they got of Sacha Baron Cohen’s new Brüno movie.
Rugby match in New Zealand sees teams face off in birthday suits, briefly interrupted by streaker – with all his clothes on.
Bruce Willis gets undressed and all tied-up in a half-nekkid bondage-themed photo shoot for W Magazine (NSFW).
Now is the time for full equal rights for LGBT people. The National Equality March on Washington is in October. Will there be some bears representin’ at this historic event?
Penis-shaped mushroom creates a big stir in world news. People just love this kind of stuff for some reason.
Remember that literal Total Eclipse of the Heart video? Simon Owens got a chance to interview the creator of that video, David Scott, for an article about what goes into making his literal videos and how he chooses 80s music to satirize.
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Bears In Games Picks Top 5 Gayest 16-bit Games
Written by NetBear on May 28, 2009 – 5:02 am -Who ya gonna trust to tell you about the gayest and most Bearotic video games evuh? We’re putting our money on the Bears In Games crew.
They’re bringing the gayest 16-bit games out of the closet. You’ll wonder how you got through puberty without noticing some of the sexy bits in these.
Watch the gayest 16-bit games revealed…
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Muscle March Video Game For The Wii
Written by NetBear on May 15, 2009 – 5:51 pm -Here’s a new video game from Japan that has bears, muscles and rainbow streets. What more could you want?
Namco is bringing its bodybuilders-running-through-buildings arcade game called Muscle Koushinkyoku (”Muscle March”) to the Japanese WiiWare Channel. But it really defies description. This is one of those “see it to believe it” kinds of games. You’ve got to watch the commercial to understand what I mean.
Watch the commercial for Muscle Koushinkyoku…
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Myst Game Released For The iPhone
Written by NetBear on May 15, 2009 – 5:27 am -I know that I’ll be dating myself by making this statement. But… I just got one of those feelings like I’ve gotten a bit older. (In my best grandpa voice) I remember when Myst was THE computer game for the Mac and PC. Well, guess what… The boys from Cyan are back with Myst for the iPhone 
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Back in the day, (grandpa isn’t through yet) Myst was the first computer game that made people ooh and ah when they saw it. The rendered screen images of fantastic worlds were unheard of back then. Everyone was used to clunky bit-mapped graphics. Myst had (OMG) lighting and shading. Oooh… Ahhh…. (See?) It was the best selling computer game of all time until The Sims stole the title away in 2002.
Grandpa is going to go fire up his CRT now so he can bask in its glowing warmth for a little while.
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Star Trek Phaser App For iPhone
Written by NetBear on April 6, 2009 – 12:27 pm -How many times have you wished you had a Phaser to use on that discrepancy person ahead of you in the checkout line? Well, beam up this new app and you can set to Stun or Kill mode and fire away!
Available as a FREE download from , the cool new Star Trek Phaser app lets you take your iPhone where no man has gone before.
A full screen 3D view rotates as you turn your iPhone, ensures accuracy and power. In Gaming mode challenge the world in Single Player and post your high score to the Leaderboard. Go Wi-Fi in 2 Player and battle your friends in real time.
Download it from before your friends get the jump on you!
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Star Trek Rock Band Sweepstakes Begin Today
Written by NetBear on April 1, 2009 – 3:56 pm -Beginning today, fans can register for a 15-day sweepstakes that will give away 500 free Rock Band Music Store downloads each day from April 7th through April 21st for the Xbox LIVE Marketplace for Xbox 360® and PlayStation®Store for PlayStation3.
And if that’s not enough – on April 20th fans will want to fire up Rock Band 2’s online Battle of the Bands mode to participate in the STAR TREK Ultimate Battle. Bands of three to four players can battle the Rock Band galaxy. The band with the highest score will win a STAR TREK hometown movie screening for their band and their friends.
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Wallace & Gromit’s Grand Adventures
Written by NetBear on March 17, 2009 – 5:47 am -Why is this angry bearded man looking into Wallace & Gromit’s window?
Gromit, I have a strange feeling this is the day our fortunes are going to change.
The answer to that question is part of a new computer game being released by TellTale Games called Wallace & Gromit’s Grand Adventures.
See screen shots and watch a trailer for the game…
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Bear Tube: Bush Whacker, Moonlight And Wave, Jack Black Games, Monty Python’s Money
Written by NetBear on December 20, 2008 – 4:54 pm - Speaking of “Bitter lumpy presidents…” If you haven’t seen this yet, here’s George Dubya almost getting beaned by some shoes.
Scott from LAFRO released a lost track, recorded when he was just 23. Add some imagery of Scott today and it’s a haunting Moonlight and Wave.
Jack Black really, REALLY loves his video game consoles.
Monty Python shows us just how much some people love their money.
