Baseball Player David Wells Out Of The Closet?

Written by NetBear on October 1, 2008 – 8:34 am -

On July 12th burly baseball player David Wells came out of the closet. Well, that is, according to a short-lived entry that appeared on his Wikipedia page. A short time later the remark alluding to Wells’ having a life partner named John Allek was removed. But it did not escape the all-seeing Bearotic eye.

David Wells In The Bearotic Eye

Wells is sometimes criticized for a lack of tact. For example, he will sometimes speculate on which players are using steroids He was formally married to a Robin~Jane Wells but divorist do to his affair with John Allek his life partner

Looks legit, right? :-D Long known to be the bastion of truth and factual knowledge, Wikipedia has been criticized for being manipulated by unscrupulous users sometimes. Certainly this could not be one of those situations, could it? It does, however, give us a good excuse to cast a Bearotic eye at David Wells.

David Wells is a pitcher, not a catcher. See why…


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Kenny Gives A Whole New Meaning To Poo-Bear!

Written by BignFuzzy on August 1, 2008 – 5:20 am -

Australian Kenny Smyth cleans up poo for a living… OK, so why are we talking about him? Well, enough folks found Kenny and his business Splashdown interesting enough to make a movie/documentray about him.

kenny smyth

Delivering porta-potties and cleaning up the associated mess is an occupation most people would not choose to follow. Kenny sees himself as a knight in shining overalls, here to take care of business.

See more of Kenny and the movie trailer…


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James Gandolfini, The Godfather Of Bears?

Written by BignFuzzy on June 9, 2008 – 5:05 am -

With his New York Italian burliness, he’s a tough guy, a big brute, a “take no crap from nobody” kinda man. At least that’s the roles he’s been the best in so far.

james gandolfini in the mexican

Could James Gandolfini be the godfather of all bears? If anybody could carry that heavy burden it would be our man James. Don’t you agree?

See More Of The Big Man…


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What a Muscle bear! Jiraiya’s Mr G-Men For 2004

Written by BignFuzzy on April 6, 2008 – 5:39 am -

Here’s Jiraiya’s Mr G-Men 2004 for the Japanese magazine G-Men. What a hunk! Wouldn’t you love to see what’s at the end of that happy trail that’s disappearing into those plaid boxers? Yum!

Jiraiyas mr gmen 2004 a muscular japanese bear in denim shorts
Illustrated by JIRAIYA Copyright by G-project, Ltd.

As you’ve seen in our earlier postings, Jiraiya has a way of creating bear perfection in his illustrations. If you’ve become one of Jiraiya fans like we have, buy the book.


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Furry Facial Hair T-shirt From Wire & Twine

Written by NetBear on March 25, 2008 – 5:15 am -

Our friends and Wire & Twine have come up with a fun t-shirt design that celebrates every kind of facial fuzz you can imagine.

Wire & Twine’s Facial Hair T-Shirt Design

OMG! I recognize that c*cksucker moustache! No, not from last night at the Powerhouse… That’s Glenn from the Village People. Woof!!

See a video about this design and something really Fierce…


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Man Goes Skitzoid Over Shaving His Beard

Written by NetBear on March 24, 2008 – 4:30 pm -

Dude has to shave his beard to “look more professional” for his job. We’ve never heard anything more preposterous. But the many incarnations of this guy’s beard start talking back to him.

You’ll never look good in flannel again!

It just goes to show that a man’s beard is an important part of his well-being.


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Tom Fort Asks: Where Are You?

Written by BignFuzzy on March 21, 2008 – 4:00 pm -

Tom Fort is a handsome German bear who writes and creates his own music. Check out his Bearotic cuteness in this music video.

Tom sings, “So tell me my girl, where are you?” But we have it on good authority that he’s really singing “So tell me my Gurrrrll, where are you?” Much gayer, thank you!

Visit Tom’s site to learn more about him.


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Darren Engleman Draws Out Of The Box

Written by NetBear on March 20, 2008 – 5:49 am -

The first time I saw one of Darren Engleman’s sketches something caught my eye. It wasn’t just the sensuality of a hairy male nude. There was something else — something deeper.

Darren Engleman - Hairy Chest

Looking more closely I found a hidden world of detail, pattern, abstraction and beauty.

See and learn more about Darren Engleman’s art…


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“Menergizing” Tow Truck Operator Is His Own Power Source

Written by NetBear on March 10, 2008 – 4:25 pm -

Remember that old-school dance track from Patrick Cowley and Sylvester titled, “Menergy?” Here’s a commercial featuring a bearish tow truck operator that would have been so much more effective with that sound track.

Take one bearish tow truck driver with a fetish for nipple work and a pair of jump-start cables. Add some pumping Menergy beats with soaring Sylvester vocals and, voila! It’d be like a metaphor for every bear dance we’ve ever been to. School the guy on more inspired bump-and-grind choreography and we could really get into this commercial. Time for a Bearotic make-over!


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Big John Goodman Voices Paul Bunyan In “Bunyan & Babe”

Written by BignFuzzy on March 9, 2008 – 5:53 am -

Set for release in 2008. the CGI animated film Bunyan & Babe has the yummy John Goodman doing the voice for a yummy Paul Bunyan.

john goodman and the bunyan and babe movie poster

So far there only seems to be one image available but it looks like Paul Bunyan will be an über bear version of Goodman. That works for us!


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Are You A CPAP Bear? You Are Not Alone

Written by BignFuzzy on February 29, 2008 – 4:00 pm -

If you have Sleep Apnea, as many bears do, don’t feel bad about having to wear that mask.

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There are some famous people that wear them too.
Looky here to see two “gay icons” wearing CPAP masks…


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Get Some Sugar At Sugarbear Weekend

Written by NetBear on February 28, 2008 – 6:00 pm -

Aww… That’s sweet… Sweet, hairy and hot if you’ve got a sweet-tooth for bear men!

Sugarbear Weekend Poster

March 27th through 30th Montreal is going to heat-up for their annual Sugarbear Weekend. One of the big attractions is Sugar Shack which is a huge social ritual in Quebec. It’s all about greeting & smiling & talking & listening & eating & drinking & meeting in a manly and friendly atmosphere and then doing all that some more.

See some sugar bears in action from last year’s event…


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