Superbowl Ads Have No Pants

Written by NetBear on February 8, 2010 – 12:10 pm -

This year the SuperBowl ads just weren’t a whole lot of fun from the Bearotic perspective. They weren’t quite as sexy as last year’s SoBe spot with big, hunky Matt Light. There were, however, some beardy surprises. For example, Dockers seems to think that men just don’t wear pants anymore.

We’re seemingly encouraged by Dockers to cast our pants to the wind and walk proudly in our underwear. Sounds good to us!

Watch more of our choices for best SuperBowl ads…


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Out And About: Last Chance For Bo, Nexus Phone, Helicopter iPhone, FurTrap, Jake Pavelka

Written by NetBear on January 6, 2010 – 8:42 pm -

Bo Dixon Calendar 2010 It’s your last chance to get a piece of Bo Dixon for the new year. He’s wrapping up sales of the Bo Dixon Reinvented 2010 calendar at the end of this month.

Biggest Loser coach Jillian Michaels comes out — sort of. She tells Ladies’ Home Journal that she’d be glad to be in a healthy relationship with anyone, male or female.

Sexy as an iPhone, with the Android smarts. Google is going to be selling their own cell phone called the Nexus One. Will it be an iPhone killer? Or is it just another Android phone? See what Engadget has to say about it. Mashable has a great Nexus One vs Droid vs iPhone comparison chart.

Muppet Vinylmation Characters Muppet Vinylmation… What will they think of next!

No, I said I wanted a Helium Tank for Balloons! See the latest weapon in the war against clowns.

Want to pilot a helicopter with your iPhone? There’s an App for that! Watch the video. Well, OK. Technically it’s a quadricopter. But we still really want one!

FurTrap at the Russian River in April Don’t get your fur in a trap. Well, unless you want to catch something wild in April at the new Russian River event, FurTrap.

From Olympic gold medalist Matthew Mitcham to comedian Wanda Sykes, they lent their voices to the fight for gay rights. Check out The Advocate’s Top Photos of the Year.

Gentlemen, start your beards! There are just 149 days until the $5000 Beard Team USA Nationals in Bend, Oregon.

For the 14th time ABC is presenting yet another bachelor looking for undying love. The newest candidate, Jake Pavelka, is well-muscled and sadly well manscaped. He’s quite hairless in the body hair department. :(


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Fish On Accessories For Men 101: E-readers, The Urban Canteen, New Android

Written by NetBear on July 28, 2009 – 12:05 pm -

Acessories for men 101: E-readers

Amazon KindleIn this installment of Accessories for Men we take a look at e-book readers. These devices are growing in popularity, and despite some recent controversy, are likely here to stay. Here’s a list of the popular ones and a new competitor from Fujitsu that challenges the status quo:
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Accessories for men 101: the Urban Canteen

Urban CanteenYou want to drink more water, you really do. It can be hard, sometimes, to find the time, or a good water fountain that isn’t too nasty to get your face close to. Add to that the recent kerfuffle over the fact that all those plastic water bottles are killing the polar bears or whatever and it is understandable why you’re always walking around thirsty. For this reason, this installment of Accessories for Men will be all about the urban canteen.
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See how the Android Phone fits into things…


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Out And About: Got Fonts, Party Beards, FAO Stuffed, Google Wave, New Moon Pics

Written by NetBear on June 1, 2009 – 11:11 am -

Helvetica Bold T-Shirt Are you kind of Helvetica Bold? Or do you fancy yourself being more of a Futura Medium? DADADA studio has a line of font t-shirt designs that let us define ourselves in fonty ways. Now don’t get all Frutiger on me…

Marc Jacobs and Lorenzo Martone are the most sought-after couple in town, having a birthday party for Lorenzo at not-yet-opened New York club Avenue.

Toys R Us has bought the most famous name in toy stores, FAO Schwarz. They will operate the company’s two stores in New York and Las Vegas.

Google Wave Got Wave? Google’s new online application looks amazing and awesome. It hasn’t been released for public consumption yet. But you can beg for the chance to help debug it. If this is half as good as it looks, wave goodbye to Facebook!

Splash News has photos from Italy of a shirtless Robert Pattinson on the set of Twilight sequel New Moon. Vampire bears all swoon.

Zanchini Photos In these photos of scruffy Italian model Andrea Zanchini he’s wearing some leather and stuff. But we especially liked this cute face shot.

After taking second place in the Britain’s Got Talent competition Susan Boyle was admitted to a mental health clinic for exhaustion. When that fame bubble bursts, it’s gotta be tough.

I bet that there’s a few of you who have always wanted to suck on Daniel Craig? Well, now’s your chance.

Has Eminem jumped the shark? I mean, seriously… After getting teabagged by Sacha Baron Cohen as Bruno, can one’s career go anywhere else but down?


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Out And About: Wooly Fetish, Pee Bench, Egg Printer, Central Park Bears, Limp Pansies, Mandate Plug Pulled

Written by NetBear on May 12, 2009 – 5:28 pm -

Woolies Fetish Just when you think you’ve seen it all… A new fetish emerges. Thank you, Internet! It’s a tight knit community that we’ll call The Woolies.

Have you got a house mate or significant other who just can’t seem to keep his aim? Turn him into a pee wee angel with the Angel Lap Pillow from Japan. It’s a kneeling bench for the toilet that will humiliate the offender and keep the pottie clean.

I think I had something almost EGG-zactly like this as a kid. But back then you did all the drawing yourself. The Egg Printer is a computerized egg decorating machine.

Edible Flying Spaghetti Monster If you’re going to be a member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster you’ve got to eat the body of the FSM. Hallelujah!

They’re still queeny and angry. But you’d think the forerunners of queercore would have more to sing about than getting patted on the ass by football players. Queerty says that Pansy Division’s eighth album, That’s So Gay, leaves listeners sadly limp. Buy it at Best Buy.

Bears spotted in New York’s Central Park… at least the big, bearded kind that “hang out at Home Depot.”

Mandate Magazine Mandate, Torso, Honcho, Inches, Playguy… It sounds like a magic spell from one of the Simpsons Halloween episodes. But these are all gay beefcake magazines that recently got their plugs pulled (NSFW) by publisher Mavety Media Group. The oldest of them, Mandate, has been continuously published since April of 1975 — just over 34 years. It’s not just gay mags either. Playboy is losing its pants too.

Mr. Dances With Wolves is back in the saddle again. Kevin Costner is returning to the Western genre with a new miniseries project at A&E.

Live from Google, Searchology is the state of the union for Google search.

Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg have press-on-beards in Motherlover.


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Happy Birthday Dr. Seuss

Written by NetBear on March 2, 2009 – 12:07 pm -

Have you visited Google today? They changed their nameplate this morning to honor Theodore Geisel, otherwise known as Dr. Seuss, who would have been 105 today.

Dr. Seuss Birthday

Geisel was an American writer and cartoonist who published over 60 children’s books. His books like Green Eggs and Ham, The Cat in the Hat, and One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish were often characterized by imaginative characters and rhymes.

See the Google Dr. Seuss nameplate and watch a Seuss video…


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The First Android Phone Comes Out Of The Closet

Written by NetBear on September 23, 2008 – 3:47 pm -

Technology geeks perked up today as Google, T-Mobile and HTC announced the first cell phone to use Google’s Android platform. Like Apple’s iPhone, the T-Mobile G1 is a full-color touch-screen phone. But the G1 adds a pull-out QWERTY keyboard for texting and email.

The Android G1 from Google T-Mobile and HTC

The G1 will become available on October 22nd for $179. A contract free G1 will be $399. But as confirmed by Engadget, the G1 has no 3.5″ earphone jack. WTF?

Watch some demos of the G1 in action…

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