Santa Coming To Your Town Soon

Written by NetBear on December 25, 2009 – 1:00 am -

Depending on your time zone, he might have already paid you a visit. But big furry Santa has been making the rounds tonight. Did you leave out the milk and cookies?

Santa Coming To Town

Thanks again to Don Chooi (NSFW) for all his amazing Christmas bear artwork.

Hope you got what you wanted under the Christmas tree this morning. ;)


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Santa Hard At Work Tonight

Written by NetBear on December 24, 2009 – 4:48 pm -

It’s Christmas eve and Santa is hard at work in his workshop getting ready to make all the good (and bad) boys dreams come true.

Santa Working Hard In His Workshop

More sexy Santa drawings from the master himself, Don Chooi. (NSFW)

Merry Christmas everyone!


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Domino Cub Sends A Bearotic Holiday Message

Written by NetBear on December 22, 2009 – 5:52 am -

When we saw this video sent in by one of our readers, we thought it was a perfect chance to convey our wishes for happy holiday to everyone out there.

Dominoes Everywhere for the Holidays

Bearotic reader Jared Lyon setup and filmed this video of dominoes playing Carol of the Bells. How’s that for an ingenious and musical cub? Well done!

Watch and hear the Dominoes For The Holidays video…


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Bear Tube: Santa Attack, Deliverance Santa, Toilet Santa, Superhero Santa

Written by NetBear on December 21, 2009 – 12:49 pm -

Nothing is riper for video lampoon than jolly old Saint Nick. So for this episode of Bear Tube it’s ALL SANTA.

When a mob of Santas attack, you’d better watch out. If you’re not in the mood for Christmas, this is what it seems like. Wait for the cute bunny at the end!

Santa makes a visit to a hillbilly household and gets “encouraged” to make with the plasma TV. But the big bubba likes the way he eats ‘dem cookies.

Santa gets mighty constipated from all that milk and cookies. Once he’s gotten some satisfaction, you’d better hope that your letter isn’t within grabbing distance if he runs out of toilet paper.

In this primitive cartoon Superhero Santa and his sidekick Rudolf battle the evil drug dealing snowman, Fros-T. Reminds me of early Southpark. NSFW


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Big Belly Santa Is Getting Ready For You

Written by NetBear on December 19, 2009 – 5:22 am -

One of our favorite bear artists, Don Chooi (NSFW), has again outdone himself with his totally cute but none the less hot holiday bear illustrations. Like this big bellied Santa who’s gettin’ himself ready for all those naughty boys out there.

DChooi Doodles Santa Bear

He’s checking his fingernails before he heads out, cuz this year there’s quite a few bad boys on his naughty list. I get the feeling this Santa is pretty naughty himself. You’re sure to get a big lump of something from him!


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Bacon Christmas Cards Wrapped In Goodness

Written by NetBear on December 17, 2009 – 5:53 am -

It’s always so difficult to find just the right Christmas card. But here are some custom cards that are sure to put some real sizzle back into your holidays.

Bacon Christmas Tree Cards

Mike Geno is selling Christmas post cards that feature a Tannenbaum wrapped in real bacon. The caption reads, “May your holidays be wrapped in goodness.”

Let’s all say it now… “Mmmm…. Bacon…”


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Night Of 1000 Santas Benefit Bingo In NYC

Written by NetBear on December 8, 2009 – 10:20 am -

There’s gonna be a whole lotta bear loving going on at Pieces in New York on Wednesday, December 16th, at Night of a Thousand Santas.

Night Of 1000 Santas New York

It’s a night of BINGO to benefit the Bear Den. So if you’re a bear or just an admirer, join them for this great festive night benefiting this great non profit.

Will Clark’s Bingo @ Pieces, 8 Christopher Street at 6th Ave., December 16th from 7PM to 10PM. They’re starting an hour early to “pack it all in!”


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DJ Rotten Robbie Holiday 2009 Mixes

Written by NetBear on December 7, 2009 – 3:50 pm -

One of our favorite bear DJ’s, Rotten Robbie, has posted 5 new holiday mixes for your listening pleasure! All 5 have different themes and all 5 are super fun.

Rotten Robbie Christmas Mixes 2009

Mix 1: Robbie’s TV Sitcom Xmas
Mix 2: Very Beary Merry Xmas
Mix 3: Kitsch ‘n Sink Xmas
Mix 4: Red State Xmas
Mix 5: Funky Xmas

Join the Rotten Robbie Fan Page on Facebook!

See track listings and download the mixes…


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Happy Birthday Harvey Milk

Written by NetBear on May 22, 2009 – 3:22 am -

Today Harvey Milk would have been 79 years old. Celebrate the day by honoring Harvey and remembering what he taught us.

Happy Birthday Harvey Milk

Be out in every part of our lives.
Build coalitions as part of a broader social justice movement.
Never settling for less than full equality.

Sign the petition to Governor Schwarzenegger urging him to sign the legislation making May 22 “Harvey Milk Day” in the State of California.


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Hot Holiday Mixes From DJ Rotten Robbie

Written by NetBear on December 19, 2008 – 1:09 pm -

Rotten Robbie Holiday MixesDJ Rotten Robbie has a holiday present for us all. He’s just finished two hot holiday mixes that will help keep you dancing and bopping through to 2009.

We’ve got the track list and download links for you to get these mixes that include artists like Goldfrapp, Au Revoir Simone, Elvis Presley, Lenka, Petula Clark, Miss Piggy, Morel and even Stephen Colbert.

Robbie says: “In 2006 I made 500 physical CDs. In 2007 I went strictly digital and had 1,500 downloads. Let’s see if we can continue to triple the numbers in 2008. Help spread the love! HO HO HO!”

Like this photo of Robbie in red Long Johns? It’s from Remember The Red Party where Robbie roller skated through the entire night. Check out the photos from the event to see more dancing bears in all their red outfits.

Get Robbie’s holiday mixes…


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Lazy Bear Holiday In Warm Sunny Palm Springs

Written by NetBear on November 19, 2008 – 2:08 pm -

What happened to global WARMING? It’s getting cold out there, even for us fuzzballs. But when the going gets tough the smart bears get Lazy — Lazy Bear, that is.

Lazy Bear Holiday Palm Springs 2008Lazy Bear Holiday Tags 2008

Castrobear has your best bet to get warm and snuggly: Lazy Bear Holiday. Furry beasts from all over the world will converge on sunny Palm Springs from November 26th through December 1st to enjoy all the crazy lazy activities.

This year I hear a certain Bear Noël will be stopping-in for Santa Bear Saturday. And Rotten Robbie is headlining the popular Sunday Furry Sunday party at CCBC.

Check out the Lazy Bear Holiday Schedule for details and when you’re ready to get hot and sweaty get your tags online.


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Mr. Ottawa Bear 2008 Competition

Written by NetBear on December 29, 2007 – 12:20 pm -

Join the Ottawa Bears for the Mr. Ottawa Bear 2008 competition on Saturday, January 19, 2008. The MOB 2008 competition will take place at Swizzles Bar and Grill starting at 7:30pm. Tickets will be $5. This year Bear Crusader, a Montreal band, will be providing live entertainment! Stick around after the competition for the regular Go-Go dancers, interspersed with some “bear-friendly” ones.

Mr. Ottawa Bear 2008 Competition

As Santa can tell you, the Ottawa Bears are recruiting new members! Get more information at the Ottawa Bears web site.

Photo by Karen Rodgers

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