FeedBear Tube: Upular, Skynet Symphonic, Glee Sumos Japan, Cheesiest Movie Quotes
Written by NetBear on January 25, 2010 – 6:53 pm -
Fagottron’s Upular track was composed using chords, bass notes and vocal samples from the Disney Pixar film ‘Up’
Or if techno is more your thing, Skynet Symphonic was put together entirely from small sounds taken from John Cameron’s Terminator 2: Judgement Day
Though Glee has taken off in America, it’s relatively unknown in Japan. Leave it to a big sports hero like Japanese Sumo Great Akebono to come to the rescue.
It seems like most of the lines came from Batman And Robin
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Bear Tube: Maritess vs Superfriends, Take Care Of Me Carl, Oyagi Days, I’m Not Your Toy
Written by NetBear on September 5, 2009 – 9:36 am - Did you ever stop and think why the Hall of Justice was always so clean in the Saturday morning kids superhero show Superfriends? Don’t think any of the Superfriends did anything. Maritess did all the work!
His name is Carl and he just wants to take care of you. He’s one of the fantastic gay flight attendants that know how to service their customers.
Madonna’s not the only one who can grab her crotch on stage. Papaya Suzuki and the Oyaji Dancers work it performing Youthful Days on Japanese TV.
Attention all La Roux bears! Who’s that rising from the still waters? It’s our favorite swoop-haired redhead in the music video for I’m Not Your Toy.
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Bear Tube: Priscilla Musical, Shaving Bear, Otter Treats, Another Hung, A-Hole or B-Hole
Written by NetBear on July 2, 2009 – 9:59 am - I’ve got another reason to go to London. Priscilla: Queen of the Desert: The Musical looks like so much fun!
Here’s a bear from Japan that’s so hot from global warming that he’s shaving all his hair off. Just goes to show that Nisshinbo cares about the environment.
See… Otters will really do anything for treats. Remember that when you go to your next summer bear run.
When I first heard about the HBO Hung series this is exactly what I was thinking. It’s an altogether different kind of Hung.
See whether people prefer the A-Hole or the B-Hole…
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Out And About: Mariah In Drag, Salt & Pepper Hair, Leaning Shoes, Do Tell, Prius Hearse, iPhone 3.1
Written by NetBear on July 1, 2009 – 2:34 pm -
If this hotel doorman was to say hello, you probably wouldn’t look twice. Better look again. It’s Mariah Carey in drag for her new music video.
Here’s yet another reason why you should be giving some respect to that handsome guy with the salt & pepper hair. A New Scientist article says that grey hair may be protecting us from cancer.
How *DID* Michael Jackson do that extreme leaning move in his Smooth Criminal video? The secret’s in the shoes.
A Swedish AIDS prevention organization wants to know when, where, and how people have sex with one another. They’ve manufactured 100,000 numbered condoms and are encouraging users to f*ck and tell. [Copyranter]
If the Goth-before-it-was-popular character, Harold, from the cult classic movie Harold and Maude, was around, he’d probably go ga-ga over this Toyota Prius Hearse that was announced.
It’s only been two weeks and Apple is rolling out an iPhone 3.1 Beta to its developers. One promising change is that MMS is enabled by default. Hazzah!
“Project Runway is 100% Heterosexual-Safe!” So says a new Lifetime campaign for the series on its new network.
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Will Bobaloo Survive A Japanese Game Show?
Written by NetBear on June 15, 2009 – 5:51 pm -Just when you thought the summer TV season would starve us of bears, we’ve got someone new to root for! Bear comedian Bobaloo will be competing for $250,000 on ABC’s I Survived A Japanese Game Show starting this Wednesday, June 17th.
Our bear hero gets whisked away to Japan with 11 other Americans to compete in the ultimate Japanese game show.. with hilarious results. The show describes Bobaloo as, “a loud, large, loveable guy with true Midwest values. Growing up in Milwaukee, Bobaloo was always the funny athletic kid who loved sports and traditional Midwestern food. With a healthy diet of beer and cheese, he was the chubby kid everyone loved to be around. Not much has changed for Bobaloo since his childhood days — he’s still the funny, high-energy guy from the Midwest everyone wants on their team.”
We’re just glad he’s batting for our team. 
Tune in Wednesday at 9PM Eastern/Pacific and 8PM Central on ABC and cheer him on!
Learn more about Bobaloo and become a fan (like I did) on Facebook. Watch a sneak preview on ABC.
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Jiraiya Muscle Bear With Hungry Hound
Written by NetBear on June 2, 2009 – 5:52 am -It’s been a while since we featured a Jiraiya drawing for your viewing pleasure.
It looks to me like this cute guy’s dog is looking for a bone.
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Fundoshi Giveaway Winners — Get Your Inner Sumo Ready To Rumble
Written by NetBear on May 27, 2009 – 2:41 pm -It looks like the bear community at Bearotic wants to release their inner sumo with some underwear that’s both cool and HOT! We’ve selected the winners of the Fundoshi Giveaway, courtesy of XZytes.com
The winners are:
- Bruin
- Helooklikeabeahr
- Wolf
- RICK N NICK
- and Patrick Kellogg
The winners have all been sent a Bearotic Giveaway email that they must respond to within 24 hours. If any of them fail to respond we’ll pick new winners.
Didn’t win? Don’t let the whim of our randomizer spoil your summer fun. Head on over to XZytes.com and order up some Fundoshi in time for your summer bear runs.
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Got Fundoshi? Enter To Win A Pair!
Written by NetBear on May 26, 2009 – 11:15 am -You never know if you’ll like something if you don’t try it. And you never know if you’ll win a pair of Fundoshi if you don’t enter to win them!
We’re giving away three pair of these totally cool Japanese underwear. To enter the giveaway just go to this link and leave a comment on the original posting. We’ll decided who’s gonna get Fundoshi’ed this Wednesday!
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Memorial Day Weekend Is Upon Us — Eat Carefully
Written by NetBear on May 22, 2009 – 4:11 pm -As Memorial Day weekend descends on the United States, we’ll all be going out and doing what American do best: Eat! Barbecues, picnics, cookouts… Yum! Just be careful if that last helping of potato salad or coleslaw has been sitting out for a a while.
But if you make a mistake with your Memorial Day munching, we found a handy video from the Zuiikin Girls to remind you what to tell strangers as you double over in pain from food poisoning.
Learn what to say if you get food poisoning…
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Fundoshi For A Cool And Comfortable Underbear
Written by NetBear on May 18, 2009 – 4:04 pm -If you’ve ever traveled to Japan, you’ve probably seen guys wearing traditional Japanese underwear called Fundoshi. Made from a length of cotton, they’re sort of the ancestors of the modern day underwear.
Cool and comfortable, Fundoshi are just the ticket when the warm summer weather comes on the scene. And they sure look hot! Just wait until you see ‘em on some models.
To register for this giveaway just add a comment to this posting. We will select the winners by random drawing on Wednesday, May 27th. Details at the end of this posting.
See pics of Fundoshi on some chubby models…
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Bear Tube: Pacman Roomba, Flare Trek, Hurley’s Secret, 3D Terminator Salvation Poster
Written by NetBear on May 16, 2009 – 12:00 pm - Convert your Roomba into a way cooler Pacman Roomba. Watch it work the maze of your room while munching down all the dirty ghosts it can find.
Now that J.J. Abrams’ glaring vision of Star Trek is taking over the known universe, will we have to remaster all the classic Trek episodes so that they match?
Big, loveable Jorge Garcia who plays Hurley in ABC’s LOST TV series reveals the ultimate secret about his character.
The new 3D holographic poster for Terminator Salvation is scary yet awesome!
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Muscle March Video Game For The Wii
Written by NetBear on May 15, 2009 – 5:51 pm -Here’s a new video game from Japan that has bears, muscles and rainbow streets. What more could you want?
Namco is bringing its bodybuilders-running-through-buildings arcade game called Muscle Koushinkyoku (”Muscle March”) to the Japanese WiiWare Channel. But it really defies description. This is one of those “see it to believe it” kinds of games. You’ve got to watch the commercial to understand what I mean.
Watch the commercial for Muscle Koushinkyoku…
