Bearotic Favorites From 2009, Part 1
Written by NetBear on January 1, 2010 – 4:09 pm -![]()
It was an early sign in 2009. These Zombies Ahead hackcidents seemed to set the tone for the year. There would be some winners and some losers. But there would also be some snoozers.
Coraline showed us a 3D world of wonder made with old school charm. Little did we know that Avatar would soon introduce us to the uber high-tech version.
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Colton Ford let us look under his covers. There’s always some eye candy to be had when Colton is involved. But the critics weren’t as enamored with his album of cover songs.
Film star turned grizzly bearded musician Joaquin Phoenix hit new highs and new lows. But we’re not entirely sure which incidents were which. An Absolutely Fabulous remake turns out to be absolutely horrible.
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Obama-mania officially took over the nation. Everyone got their Obamicon done while one little HUGE gray hat caused a fashion storm. At Obama’s inauguration the new commander-in-chief broadcast the unifying message that We Are One. But the bad economy became a major challenge for the new world leader, though it turned out to be good for beards.
The popular Bearracuda events took off and brought the party to wild life in other cities across the United States. Bear Party took the big and furry guys from world-distributed magazine to live events and contests. Blowoff went from east coast phenomenon to west coast favorite, inspiring half of the group to move to foggy San Francisco.
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The ABBA chicks denied the cat fights. But there was no denying that the Grizzly Jack from Lost set some bear hearts aflutter. We want to see Jack meet himself, like Jonathan Frakes in the Riker’s Beard video.
The Beard Song showed us that eating soup can be fun. But just don’t have as much fun as Sordid Lives or you’ll invoke the wrath of the religious right.
See what else made 2009 a Bearotic year to remember…
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Matt Light SoBe Dance Solo Commercial
Written by NetBear on February 17, 2009 – 5:16 am -Our favorite football lineman and SoBe spokes-bear Matt Light has his own solo dance commercial on TV. In it he does a whole lot more dancing while making some of the cutest hottest facial expressions.

Matt bumps… grinds… jiggles and swivels… proving that a linebacker in a leotard can D-A-N-C-E! This big man is having some fun — and it really shows.
Watch Matt Light’s solo SoBe commercial…
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Matt Light The Furry Football Hottie
Written by NetBear on February 4, 2009 – 7:51 pm -We got a lot of fan mail about Matt Light, the furry 300 pound football jock that rocked bears around the world with his hot dancing in the SoBe Super Bowl commercial.

How could you not get all warm and fuzzy inside looking at this handsome 6′ 4″ guy? How could such a sexy beast have evaded the Bearotic eye for so long?? We’re gonna have to look a little closer at this one.
See photos of sexy football beefcake Matt Light…
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SoBe SuperBowl Dancing Football Bears
Written by NetBear on February 2, 2009 – 5:04 pm -Vigilant bear scouts rtpgreen and LatinoCub were quick to point out that there is one totally Bearotic commercial from the SuperBowl that we can’t miss!

Woofy football players Ray Lewis, Matt Light (left) and Justin Tuck dance some ballet with the SoBe lizards and characters from the new movie, Monsters vs. Aliens.
We’ve got the video in both 2D and 3D as well as the Making Of video.
Watch the SoBe Dancing Bears commercial…
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