FeedBritish Bear Olympics Prove That Mustaches Are Functional
Written by NetBear on August 10, 2008 – 1:25 pm -With all the attention being paid to the Beijing Olympics, don’t forget that competitive spirit lives in every country and subculture. Take our friends, the British bears.
It’s sort of like an Herbal Essence advert, isn’t it?
Jonathan Robinson of Funfur.tv has produced some videos that document the epic struggle of cub, bear and chub as they compete in the British Bear Olympics. First stop is the Yard of Ale Drinking. As you can imagine, it involves downing a British yard of ale! Suds overflow as bears demonstrate their drinking prowess.
You’ve got to admit, those British bears sure know how to have a good time!
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Bear Rescues Cub — For Real!
Written by BignFuzzy on July 22, 2008 – 3:17 pm -Adam Deem is a forester with the California Department of Forestry and Fire Protection. As Adam was driving through burned brush in the Shasta-Trinity National Forest in California he spotted a black bear cub in the middle of the road. Stopping his truck, he noticed that the cub was injured. The poor cub had singed fur, an injured eye and it’s paws were very badly burned.
Adam decided to help the little feller. Not easy! Unlike the bears we know, these kind of bears are wild and don’t want to be manhandled. Fending off the bites and scratches Adam managed to get the cub he named Smokey Jr. to base camp for some medical help. Adam held the hurt cub as the medics tended his injuries. “He licked my neck a little bit and gave me little kisses,” said Adam.
Awww! Cute!
See more photos of Lil’ Smokey…
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Sony Realizes That Identical Twins Are Not The Same In Every Way
Written by BignFuzzy on July 18, 2008 – 5:42 pm -This cute Sony ad shows that identical twins, although they might look alike and share many common traits, can differ widely in certain ways.
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The twins don’t move us much. But the leotard wearing boyfriend in the convertible certainly gets us going!
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Oliver Reed & Alan Bates: Men In Love!
Written by BignFuzzy on July 1, 2008 – 5:52 am -I was 14 years old in 1969 when Women In Love
The movie was X-rated, meaning you had to be 18 to get in. I was a heavily built 14 year old and was already growing sideburns and a moustache so I could easily pass for 18. Sitting there in the darkness of the cinema I was rather bored by the intricate dialog of the movie, all I wanted was to see those two men naked together in front of that blazing fire and candle light.
Find out more about the infamous wrestling scene…
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Hollywood Fuzz: Matt Damon Gets Chubby For The Informant
Written by NetBear on June 29, 2008 – 5:23 am -The man named as The Sexiest Man Alive by People Magazine has really gotten into a recent role for the new Steven Soderbergh movie The Informant.
That’s Matt Damon with a fuzzy chest, some extra poundage and a kiss-tickling mustache. Looking like a cubbish bear at a swim party, all of a sudden we can look at Matt with a totally new Bearotic gaze! 
See more of the plus-sized Matt Damon…
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Bearotic Video Salute To Dads Everywhere
Written by NetBear on June 15, 2008 – 5:00 am -So on Father’s Day here in the United States we thought we’d do a little video salute to dads everywhere, Bearotic style. As you’ll see, YouTube has given kids everywhere a whole new way to idolize, pester and embarrass their poor fathers.
This is one from the Bearotic vaults that I just love. In this commercial from Australia, a bearded dad goes out to get the paper in his underwear and falls in love with the paint job on his house. It’s a classic!
Here’s a heart warming documentary on a dad who decided to shave off his 25 year old mustache on Father’s Day 2007. His family is totally shocked. Does the mustache make the dad?
See the rest of our video salute to dads…
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Pornstar Bears — The Naughtiest Bears Around
Written by BignFuzzy on June 14, 2008 – 6:38 am -We couldn’t resist the schlocky 70s porno-graphics of Pornstar Bears.com. They’re the naughtiest set of collectibles you’ve ever seen.
Their site is loaded with cartoon bears that have Afros, ’staches and big ol’ 70s mutton chops. You’ll laugh at the the Pornstar names like Jack Hammer and Rod Burns. After the jump, see some of the pornstars in action. But it’s NSFW due to ceramic figurine sex and simulated cartoon bear naughty bits.
See Some Pornbears & The Pornbear Dress Up Game…
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Yotto Bano’s “Fresa Osuna” Makes Modern Street Art Big, Furry And Bearish
Written by NetBear on June 7, 2008 – 5:00 am -Yotto Bano from Barcelona has recently installed a new art project entitled “Fresa Osuna”, which took place at the walls of Market-Club.
Melding bearish imagery with street art, this artist transcends the bear motif into a whole new realm. And Yotto does a lot more than just street art. His caricatures and edgy belly art will intrigue you.
See close-ups of this bearish mural and more of Yotto’s art…
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Buster Loves ‘Em Big, Firm And Explosive
Written by BignFuzzy on April 21, 2008 – 5:00 am -Name any object or body part and someone, somewhere will have a fetish for it. In the case of one hot bear man named Buster it’s balloons.
Buster talks about his fetish and see pics of Balloons ‘n Bears…
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Morgan Spurlock’s Where In The World Is Osama Bin Laden Movie Releases Today
Written by NetBear on April 18, 2008 – 1:33 pm -If Morgan Spurlock has learned anything from over thirty years of movie-watching, it’s that if the world needs saving, it’s best done by one lone man willing to face danger head-on and take it down, action hero style.
Today audiences everywhere will finally get a chance to see the moustachioed Super Size Me filmmaker trekking around the globe in pursuit of Osama Bin Laden.
See some still photos of Morgan from the movie…
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Hollywood Fuzz: Hulk Hogan Dips His Handlebar
Written by NetBear on April 11, 2008 – 8:25 pm -We’ve seen a few sexy beasts getting their fur wet at the beach. With all the talk about wrestling around here we thought we bring out one excellent example of Hollywood Fuzz.
Here’s Hulk Hogan taking a dip with some friends in Florida. He’s still got that trademark platinum handlebar mustache that drives so many people wild.
See a few more shots of the Hulkster…
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Furry Facial Hair T-shirt From Wire & Twine
Written by NetBear on March 25, 2008 – 5:15 am -Our friends and Wire & Twine have come up with a fun t-shirt design that celebrates every kind of facial fuzz you can imagine.
OMG! I recognize that c*cksucker moustache! No, not from last night at the Powerhouse… That’s Glenn from the Village People. Woof!!
See a video about this design and something really Fierce…