FeedBreakfast With The Muscle Bears Caption Winner
Written by NetBear on January 8, 2010 – 9:28 am -When we published Breakfast With The Musclebears we weren’t sure how you’d react to a photo captioning contest. But with such fine, furry and fun photography, it’s no wonder there was such a healthy response.
As with any Contest, there must be a winner — and a prize. It was a tough decision. But see what you think of the winning caption:
“What’s in my… is this a ring?” — “Marry me?”
We’re just a bunch of old softies, emotionally speaking. The above caption from GaymerBear brought together a whole bunch of feelings and thoughts that perfectly match the kindness, cuteness and genuine warmth of this photo captured by photographer David Goldenberg.
For his winning caption GaymerBear wins CDs from La Roux and Black Eyed Peas!
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Chub Cub Beats Out Chicks For Guitar Hero
Written by NetBear on December 18, 2009 – 5:53 am -At first it looks like your typical girlie commercial where some hot chicks lose their clothes as they walk toward the camera. But watch who blows ‘em away!
A precocious chubby cub walks right into the shot and throws off his trench coat, pushing the hip chicks out of the way to show daddy some real dance action.
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Breakfast With The Muscle Bears Caption Contest
Written by NetBear on December 16, 2009 – 1:21 pm -We’ve become quite fond of the furry musclebear photography of David Goldenberg. One of his recent photos entitled, “Naked Breakfast” is both sweet and sexy at the same time.
A photo like this just begs to have a caption. And I’m sure that all of you have some ideas. So let’s see what ya got! Add a comment with your caption for this photo. Just keep ‘em clean, OK?
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Out And About: Naked Norton, Hatch In The Clinker, Cub McCallister, Kilt Jockstrap, Kylie Talk
Written by NetBear on August 31, 2009 – 1:23 pm -
Lots of guys find Ed Norton to be cute and sexy. But can he still be attractive while playing a naked skinhead Nazi getting molested in the shower? Well, sure… Why not? He’s not really evil. He’s just playing it.
Richard Hatch is back in the clinker again. This time he got arrested for having “improper contact with the public.” What? Did he have a friend over? No, he gave a press interview when he wasn’t supposed to.
Cub McCallister has four novels out that are all gay/bear themed. He’s also got some fun gear in his store. Is there anything that a cub can’t do? 
Is that plain old jockstrap you’ve been wearing got you down? Need a jock that matches your kilt? Colin Corbett has decorating jocks down to an art form. Just take a look at this tartan number.
Kylie Minogue talked to Black Book Magazine about her upcoming US Tour and “Taking North America.”
I’m not sure how to feel about this one. Disney said they will acquire Marvel Comics for $4 billion in cash and stock, bringing characters like Iron Man and Spider-Man into the Disney family. Under the deal, Disney will acquire ownership of 5,000 Marvel characters.
Ethan Says has some hot photos of hunky Mr. SF Leather, Brandon Clark, taken by photographer Dylan Rosser.
Who had the hottest pussy at the Daytime Emmy Awards? You gotta see it to believe it.
My favorite fireman drama, Rescue Me, has an end date according to TV Guide. Thankfully it’s not until 2011.
Can a broom be possessed? This one in Alabama is sweeping in the researches and curious.
It took nine episodes, but HBO’s Hung finally went gay. But not in the way that we were hoping.
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Video Challenge: Three Naked Guys And A Boom Box Walking Down The Street
Written by NetBear on June 9, 2009 – 6:19 pm -When Algerian-born, Paris-based pop star Reead wanted people to listed to his new single Baby (Dance With Me)
, he produced a provocative music video that takes basic human nature into account.
The video features three good-looking (in a twink sense) young men taking turns walking down down the streets of Paris “sans vêtements” with a boom box slung over their shoulders. Though all the naughty bits are covered by an animated box, it’s still mesmerizing watching a man without any clothes walking down the street.
We want to see you do a bear parody of this video featuring some bear bodies. Share it with us on YouTube and we’ll make you and your buddies Bearotic celebrities!
Watch the three naked men video…
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Bear Tube: Flashdance Virgin, Red Balloon Remix, Spread-Eagle Sherlock, 80s Commercial
Written by NetBear on May 20, 2009 – 5:56 am - DJ Boyshapedbox (AKA Dicky) goes all virgin at the Flashdance SF party in a white wedding dress.
I remember watching The Red Balloon movie every year in elementary school. Here’s a remix of the classic with music from Grizzly Bear’s Veckatimest album.
Robert Downey Junior shows a lot of skin in the trailer for the Sherklock Holmes movie. Must be Guy Ritchie’s influence.
Here’s a commercial for the 1985 Plymouth Duster that’s more 80’s than the 80’s ever really were.
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Richard Hatch Out Of Jail — Halfway
Written by NetBear on May 16, 2009 – 10:39 am -Reality star Richard Hatch, the winner of the first Survivor who was sentenced to serve four years in prison for federal tax evasion, has been transferred from a West Virginia federal prison to a halfway house in Pennsylvania.
According to a spokesperson for the Northeast Regional Office of the Bureau of Prisons, Hatch, whose time behind bars began in July 2006, will be released from his halfway home on Oct. 7, at which time he will be placed on supervised release.
I hope his bunk mates in the hooskow didn’t catch him in Another Gay Movie. They might have gotten ideas. Well, they prolly saw him naked quite a butt bit.
More shots of naked Richard getting randy…
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Wolverine: The Most Homoerotic Superhero Movie?
Written by NetBear on May 7, 2009 – 10:25 am -Writer Tim Stack says he “sees the gay in everything.” In a recent article on Entertainment Weekly he proposes that X-Men Origins: Wolverine is the most homoerotic superhero movie ever.
Stack goes on to say that:
- “The gorgeous Hugh Jackman is shirtless for a good portion of the film — he even has a naked fight scene!” Oh, my…
- “Wolverine’s job as a lumberjack allows him to wear gay-friendly (!?) tight jeans, leather jackets, and flannel shirts, unbuttoned to reveal more than a hint of chest hair.” Shocking!
- “The big sparring between Wolverine and Sabretooth really comes down to two hot guys basically clawing each other with their fingernails. Catfight!” SNAP! You go girl.
Sounds to me like Mr. Stack might not exactly be a Zero on the Kinsey Scale. Know what I mean? 
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Bear Tube: Nerdy Kraftwerk, Black Eyed Dada, Good Cop Naked Cop, Drop-Stop
Written by NetBear on April 20, 2009 – 2:27 pm - What if the influential electronic music group Kraftwerk was just a bunch of 1990s computer nerds? Tim and Eric create their own old-school techno trio playing Minivan Highway.
In the new Boom Boom Pow trip hop music video from the Black Eyed Peas you’ll see dancers wearing costumes that resemble Ultraman’s foe, the Dada. Did they think we weren’t paying attention to such details?
A tough thug getting interrogated at the police station isn’t gonna crack. That is, until he gets an eyeful of some “crack” when the nice policemen do a Good Cop Naked Cop on him. Funny stuff from soft drink maker Cheerwine. [Ethansays]
Here’s another invention like the Snuggie that everyone has thought of but nobody’s bothered to make until now: The Drop-Stop.
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Alan Charlesworth Brotherhood Of Bears
Written by NetBear on April 10, 2009 – 3:42 pm -It isn’t often we get recommendations for artists or photographers. When we got invited to check out the photography of Alan Charlesworth, we were told we’d find some fine, furry and fascinating images.
We were not disappointed. Alan seems to capture a bit of the spirit of his subjects. It feels like we’ve gotten to know these men a little just by viewing the photos of them. We’re sure you’ll enjoy seeing what we mean.
See Alan’s Bear Brotherhood gallery…
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Wolverine Naked From New X-Men Trailer
Written by NetBear on April 4, 2009 – 8:49 am -What’s better than Hugh Jackman in the the latest trailer for X-Men Origins: Wolverine? That’s easy… Hugh Jackman naked in the the latest trailer for X-Men Origins: Wolverine.
We’ve all seen this scene where Wolverine jumps out of his adamantium injection tub and goes on a tirade. But you’ve never seen it quite like this! Arrroooo!!
See more photos of the naked Wolverine…
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Bear Or Not: Tyler Labine
Written by NetBear on April 1, 2009 – 3:58 pm -While watching the premiere of Reaper I became enchanted by one of the characters. It wasn’t the main character, Sam Oliver. It was his sidekick, Bert “Sock” Wysocki played by Tyler Labine.
He’s stocky, if not chubby. With his trademark “high hair” and a perpetually fuzzy chin, Tyler has many unique bear qualities about him. But is he Bear or Not?
Cast your vote at the end of the feature!
