Disco Down The River This Weekend

Written by NetBear on June 4, 2009 – 11:49 am -

It’s time to shake your groove thing all weekend long at Under One Roof’s 2nd annual Disco Down The River fundraiser at the Russian River!

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Bask in the shiny disco balls Friday through Sunday this weekend in the northern California vacation paradise of Guerneville. If you’ve been to Lazy Bear you know how much fun this town is. Rooms are still available at the Russian River Resort: 800.417.3767

No ride? Want to come up for the day? Take the ENERGY 92.7 Day Tripper Bus! $29 includes round trip coach, admission to the pool party and onboard drinks courtesy of Three Olives Vodka. The bus leaves Saturday at 11AM from Cafe Flore at Noe and Market. And at 11:30AM from The Cinch at 1723 Polk @ Clay. Book your seat at www.russianriverq.com.

You’d better be staying for the Wet Jockstrap Contest on Sunday afternoon. It’s hosted by Sister Barbi, who we’ve seen can be a a wicked task mistress!

See the schedule and some wet jockstrap photos…


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Sisters Bingo Part II: Let The Paddling Begin

Written by NetBear on September 22, 2008 – 5:27 am -

In part 1 of Sisters Bingo we showed you what happens to bad boys who break the rules. You saw a pair of bears getting blotted for charity. But that was only the beginning. There’s smacky sounds in the air and some warmed-up red cheeks to show for their misdeeds. Hey! Stop liking it so much!

Perpetual Indulgence Is Bearotic

That’s the breaks at Sister’s Bingo. You are taking your tush in your own hands by fussing with your cell phone, talking or (gasp) chewing gum.

See bad bears gettin’ paddled for charity…


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Sisters Bingo Is A Hard Time For Bears Who Break The Rules

Written by NetBear on September 19, 2008 – 4:38 pm -

Hanging out at the Russian River for Lazy Bear 2008 was quite a lot of fun. But after a few days of lying in the sun guys got restless for something new and different. The Russian River Sisters know this. So when they put on their Sisters Bingo nights you’d better believe it’s gonna be a lot of fun… Unless of course, you break the rules.

Bad Bear Gets Paddles At Sisters Bingo

Like the Catholic school environment that the bingo games emulate, you’d better not get caught playing with your cell phones, chewing gum or talking while the sisters try to do their thing. If you do, the consequences usually end in your fuzzy behind getting paddled… for a price.

See more bad bears getting what’s coming to them…


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Sisters Make A Hot Furry Mess At Lazy Bear 2008

Written by NetBear on August 5, 2008 – 5:16 am -

On the first day of Lazy Bear 2008 the setting at the Russian River Resort was calm, serene and relaxed. Guys were sunning leisurely by the pool, unaware that the fur was about to fly.

Hot Sticky Bears At Lazy Bear Pie Throwing Fund Raiser

When the Russian River Sisters showed-up on the scene, the mood changed pretty quickly into a fur-charged, creamy afternoon treat. The Sisters were putting on one of their Pie Throwing Contest fund raisers using volunteers pulled from the crowd.

And as you might imagine, the Sisters do things a little differently. In this kind of Pie Throwing Contest people bid for the chance to throw a pie tin of whipped cream somewhere on the volunteer’s body.

See the hot furry mess unfold…

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