Bear Tube 17: All Sean Connery Video Festival

Written by NetBear on August 30, 2008 – 5:29 am -

In honor of his birthday on August 25th Bear Tube 17 is dedicated completely to that iconic daddy bear himself, Sir Sean Connery!

Sean Connery gets read… er… interviewed by Dame Edna.

What if… Sean Connery had a Sex Hotline? Put away your credit card numbers. This is just a spoof!

Zardoz has got to be Sean Connery’s wildest role ever. He looks damn good in a pony tail and loincloth! But what if it was recut to be a romance? Classic sci-fi moments with a small NSFW “spontaneous” scene.

Sean Connery has problems tying his tie in a Japanese Suntory Crest whiskey ad from 1992. That classic daddy look drives ‘em wild!

See the second half of our all Sean Connery video review…


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Sean Connery Launches Book Of His Memoirs

Written by NetBear on August 27, 2008 – 5:03 am -

Scottish acting legend and super bear-daddy Sir Sean Connery has celebrated his 78th birthday by launching his memoirs at a sell-out event in Edinburgh.

Sean Connery Releases Memoirs

The former James Bond star, a high-profile Scottish nationalist, launched “Being a Scot” on August 25th, his 78th birthday. Connery is a vocal supporter of the pro-independence Scottish National Party. He lives in the Bahamas and has said he will not reside in Scotland until it gains independence from the United Kingdom.

See more photos and learn more about Connery’s memoirs…


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We Love Us Some Sean Connery… Especially Naked!

Written by BignFuzzy on March 24, 2008 – 5:37 am -

Before Sean Connery rose to fame as James Bond he was a keen bodybuilder and came 3rd in a Mr. Universe competition.

sean connery muscular and posing with bodybuilder friend

The Daily Mail also reports that Sean posed semi nude for art classes in the early fifties.

See more hairy Sean and his recently uncovered portrait…


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New Indiana Jones Film Is Missing A Crucial Bear Factor

Written by NetBear on March 6, 2008 – 5:00 am -

The new Indiana Jones movie is due to be released on May 22nd. But it’s been quite a while since the last installment of the series. While Harrison Ford has gotten older and his scruffy beard is no doubt a lot more grey, he’s still got that “scruffy nerf-herder” appeal that drives everyone crazy.

Harrison Ford In Indiana Jones 4

As with any movie blockbuster, the Hollywood PR machine has been working overtime on this one. Here’s a countdown timer to remind us how much time is left before the movie releases:

But what crucial bear-factor will be missing from this upcoming release?

Find out what bear-factor will be missing from this new Indiana Jones installment…


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Sean Connery Gets Worshipped

Written by NetBear on February 7, 2008 – 4:00 pm -

We know you’re gonna like this one. Sean Connery gets worshiped by monks, stripped naked and put into his nighty!

What’d you think?


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