FeedRascally Randy Makes Us Laugh And Woof
Written by NetBear on February 25, 2010 – 12:15 pm -Whether on the street or on the net, it’s all too easy to see a cute guy and declare, “Oh, but I bet he doesn’t have much of a personality.” Meet Rascally Randy (NSFW). After you watch one of his videos you’re gonna want to see more.
Randy isn’t your average fuzzy-hunk internet spokes-bear celebrity. With chiseled abs and a furry body, you may have seen his handsome face on ads for your favorite bear community. But there’s more to this guy. This self-described “cartoonish & fearless hambone” has no sense of propriety. But he sure has a delicious sense of humor.
See more photos and watch some of Randy’s videos…
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Bear Tube: Priscilla Musical, Shaving Bear, Otter Treats, Another Hung, A-Hole or B-Hole
Written by NetBear on July 2, 2009 – 9:59 am -
I’ve got another reason to go to London. Priscilla: Queen of the Desert: The Musical looks like so much fun!
Here’s a bear from Japan that’s so hot from global warming that he’s shaving all his hair off. Just goes to show that Nisshinbo cares about the environment.
See… Otters will really do anything for treats. Remember that when you go to your next summer bear run.
When I first heard about the HBO Hung series this is exactly what I was thinking. It’s an altogether different kind of Hung.
See whether people prefer the A-Hole or the B-Hole…
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Gillette Wants To Shave The World
Written by NetBear on May 29, 2009 – 12:02 pm -Though there’s a certain erotic notion to it in certain contexts, we’re generally not fans of shaving men down. But if Gillette and their legions of smooth-as-baby-butt-seeking gals have their way, there’s not going to be a manly follicle left on the planet.
As fur-loving manly men, we can visit the Gillette web site and laugh as whipped girlie men strut confidently along a forest trail, getting shaved down more and more each step of the way.
Our theory is that women are majorly pissed about having to pluck, shave and rip every hair off their bodies to keep their men happy through the years. Now they’ve taken jobs at Gillette and have started a marketing campaign to put every man on the planet through the same pain and agony that they’ve suffered through all their lives.
What evil fur-baring plan has Gillette concocted? It’s nothing less than the systematic denuding of every inch of man-fur on the planet!
Watch how you’re going to get turned into a girlie man…
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Out And About: Beard and Mustache Championship, Dance Flick Bear, Home For Joe, Shave Everything
Written by NetBear on May 28, 2009 – 9:45 am -
The World Beard and Moustache Championships happened last Saturday in Anchorage, Alaska. Fantastically furred competitors from all over the world strut the stage, showing off their facial foliage. Check out these fun follically full-featured fotos from ThorNYC.
Bearotic reader RuRu says that there’s a cute bear-tender in the new movie, Dance Flick. He doesn’t show up in any of the promo materials. But “his beard has got the sexiest edge I’ve seen in a long time.”
Mr. International Daddy Bear 2009, Joe Mannetti, is going home for Connecticut Pride. He’ll be helping out the Northeast Ursamen June 5th through the 7th.
Jesse Rosen’s The Art of Being Straight is a smart comedy exploring the too often strict boundaries of being gay or straight from the perspective of today’s younger generation.
If you have a strange, uncontrollable urge to become a hairless eunuch, Nivea has a video tutorial on how to shave EVERYTHING.
Prints & The Revolution (get it?) is an online gallery specialised in pop art, street art, graffiti art and contemporary art. You can get some great, new, cool and affordable art by known and unknown artists like Michiel Walrave who did this limited edition print.
Guess which two gay words just got added to the Oxford English Dictionary? The first was Gaydar. Thank goodness straight folk will be able to understand some more gay-speak.
How did we get in this Prop 8 predicament? Who is responsible? Who? WHO?? How the Mormon Stole Everything explains it all. NSFW
Flexing farmers strut their stuff in tryouts for the 2010 Switzerland’s Sexiest Farmers calendar.
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Wearable Towel Is This Summer’s Snuggie
Written by NetBear on May 27, 2009 – 5:50 am -Now that summer is here, that Snuggie is getting kind of warm. How about something new to cover that awful and disgusting nudity? It’s the Wearable Towel.
It’s perfect for getting the morning newspaper. Just throw it on toga style and hop outside. Oh, there’s the Cleavers. Wave to the neighbors!
See another photo and watch the infomercial…
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Bear Tube: Beach Jog, Neverending Story Music Video, 100 Single Ladies, Playoff Grooming
Written by NetBear on April 24, 2009 – 5:14 am - A cute mustached Japanese bodybuilder contemplates life while jogging at the beach and adjusts his swimsuit.
Just when you thought you’d never get anymore fairy dust sprinkled on ya, it’s The Neverending Story: The Lost Music Video.
You can’t get any play with just one or two or even three Single Ladies these days. So here’s 100 of them at London’s Picadilly Circus to announce Trident gum’s free Beyonce gig.
Need some face fur grooming ideas? Here’s a Guide to Playoff Grooming for true hockey fans. If you think you can do better, visit the Molson Canadian Facebook Page and upload your own playoff beard pic or vid. But why did they name that one style “The Big Dipper?” Oh… 
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GoateeSaver Makes Goatee Grooming Simple
Written by NetBear on January 29, 2009 – 10:22 am -Do you long to have a hot looking goatee? One goatee to rule them all? The goatee of death (G.O.D.)? The ultimate goatee that will make all your friends jealous of your chin-fur manhood? Well, this just might be the ticket for you.
The GoateeSaver shaving template is designed to give you the perfect goatee every time you shave. The top, middle, and bottom of this gadget can be adjusted to the shape that makes a perfect goatee for you. Just bite down on the GoateeSaver mouthpiece to keep the template close to your face and you’re ready to rock & roll.
Watch how GoateeSaver works (for straight men)…
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Storm Shaves It Off For Movember Fund Raiser
Written by NetBear on November 12, 2008 – 12:02 pm -Internet bear Storm shaved his goatee on November 1st for the month long fund raising event for men’s health known as “Movember.”
At the start of Movember (formerly November) guys register with a clean shaven face. The Movember participants, known as Mo Bros, then have the remainder of the month to grow and groom their Mo (Australian slang for moustache), raising money and awareness along the way for men’s health and the fight against prostate cancer.
Visit Storm’s vlog to see weekly video updates and to learn more about prostate cancer. And if you can find it in your pocket, let’s help support this very worthy cause by donating whatever you can… $1 goes a long way!
See video of Storm shaving it off…
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Britain’s Next Bear Model, Episodes 3 And 4
Written by NetBear on October 21, 2008 – 5:34 am -Eight bears, under pressure to perform… Sound ominous? The contestants from Britain’s Next Bear Model contest seem to be taking it in stride. We’ve got TWO fur-packed episodes for you to enjoy.
In Episode 3 the guys get some perplexed looks on their faces as they answer questionnaires that ask them to reveal their innermost secrets; for example, what are your vices and “friends say you are…” Sean says he’s just a big Teddy Bear. His mates hurl from the sappy sweetness of it all. Soon after the bears get to do their first photo shoot.
Watch Episode 4 of Britain’s Next Bear Model…
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Bear Tube 19: Romantic Spock, Boy George Loves Obama, Beard/No Beard, Beardapolooza, Shaving It On, Ellen Wedding
Written by NetBear on September 13, 2008 – 5:55 am -Do Vulcans make romantic lovers? Probably not. This video proves it. Trekkies will love these German Sci-fi Channel commercials. Watch two more about Klingons and Ferengi.
Boy George released a video of Yes We Can in support of Presidential candidate Barak Obama. Watch for cameos from David Bowie as Ziggy Stardust, Amy Winehouse and Divine.
Dude messed-up the beard/no beard but this guy is definitely cuter WITH the beard. Go tell him!
Beardapolooza is a tribute to the all mighty facial hair. The music is “Beard Lust” by Natalie Portman’s Shaved Head.
Shaving it off is sacrilege… So how about shaving it on? Some folically challenged guys probably wish it was only it this easy!
Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi share footage and photos from their wedding. What a beautiful storybook wedding. It is so nice of them to share these extremely personal scenes with the world.
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Furry Cub Decides To (Gasp) Clip Himself
Written by NetBear on April 2, 2008 – 11:23 am -We’re really big on fur at Bearotic. Yeah, we know… Big surprise. So we do not advocate you go clip yourself just because we show you a video with a really hot cub clipping himself.
Well, unless of course it turns you on.
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EdBear Shaves While His Cub Gets All Turned On
Written by BignFuzzy on March 31, 2008 – 5:18 am -After EdBear’s new cub finally arrived he decided to have him stay the night. The next day Ed asked him to stick around a while and maybe go to the beer bust with him.
The cub followed him into the bathroom and they talked as Ed shaved. Ed didn’t realize that cub was getting off on the whole shaving thing!
Take a look at what happened in EdBear’s bathroom…
