Bear Tube: Tom Selleck Fur-A-Thon — Shower, Speedo, Underwear, Shorts

Written by NetBear on December 3, 2009 – 11:57 am -

Even if it’s a short clip, we can’t get enough of watching Tom Selleck in the shower. Wet that ’stache! WOOF!

Here’s a longer clip with a young and sun-bleached Tom Selleck doing a marathon in a Speedo and then generally running amock shirtless and furry in some classic Magnum P.I. episodes.

Tom Selleck is lying in bed when he hears gunshots. Quick! Jump out of bed in your underwear, only to discover a naked bearded guy in your bathtub. “It could have gone right through there and nailed me in bed!” Grrr…

Long before Magnum, an otter-like Tom Selleck played the lead role in a schlocky horror flick from 1972, Daughters of Satan. Watch out, Tom! She’s got a knife!


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Cub Dances Single Ladies For Halloween

Written by NetBear on November 2, 2009 – 12:04 pm -

Seeing people dance Beyoncé’s Single Ladies dance is nothing new… Except when a cute bearded cub does the lead at a Halloween party.

Work it, cubbie! He looks pretty sexy in those boxers. But we think that if he took off the shirt at the appropriate moment it would have added to the Bearotic effect. ;) Thanks to Mick for letting us know about this fun video.

Watch the dance from another camera angle…


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FootyBoys Rugged Masculine Rugby Shorts

Written by NetBear on September 21, 2009 – 2:23 pm -

If there’s one thing we like to see is a nice, big, beefy pair of legs in some hot rugby shorts. But where can you find a good pair of these for yourself or your beefy guy? Leave it to an Aussie company named FootyBoys to come out with a custom line of rugby shorts.

FootyBoys Rugby Shorts

They’re rugged, masculine and downright sexy. FootyBoys wants to help you get your hands on a pair cause they’re not the easiest thing to find. After all, their mission is to get as many guys as possible looking hot in footy shorts.

See more photos and watch behind-the-scenes video…


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BearCity Production Photos From New York

Written by NetBear on September 6, 2009 – 12:08 pm -

The new bear-themed romantic comedy, BearCity, was in production in New York recently. We got some behind the scenes photos of the cast and crew as they shot on location at The Eagle, The Ramrod and Christopher Street.

Sebastian And Gerald Behind The Scenes At BearCity
Gerald McCullouch and Sebastian La Cause

As you can see, there was puh-lenty of furry, handsome guys smiling for the camera. And wait until you get a load of some of the cute extras and crew!

See more photos from the BearCity production…


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Stay At Home Dad Workout With Gavin McInnes

Written by NetBear on August 27, 2009 – 6:28 pm -

Everyone is always asking stay at home dad Gavin McInnes how he gets his body so good. He shows all the daddies how children can help in their workout routine.

His little girl Sophie has a lot of fun getting bench pressed. But you’ll need a “ones-y” for bicep curls and situps. Gavin is quite the cute scruffy DILF!


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New Shorts Film Trailer Debutes

Written by NetBear on June 10, 2009 – 6:12 pm -

Warner Brothers has released the second trailer for Shorts, the new kids movie from Robert Rodriguez. In the film a young boy’s discovery of a colorful wish-granting rock causes chaos in the suburban town of Black Falls when jealous kids and scheming adults alike set out to get their hands on it.

Shorts Film from Robert Rodriguez
(Click to visit Nick for trailer)

Shorts is both written and directed by Texan filmmaker Robert Rodriguez, of Spy Kids, Spy Kids 2, Spy Kids 3-D, and The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3-D, as well as Sin City and El Mariachi. All of his previous kids movies have been distributed by Dimension Films. But this time he pulled a switcheroo and went with Warner Brothers. Shorts comes to theaters on August 7th.

Visit Nickelodeon to see the trailer.


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Out And About: Bossy Sculpture, Hirsute Intelligence, Beefy Crowe, The Kirk List, Harley Phoenix

Written by NetBear on May 11, 2009 – 4:38 pm -

Bossy Sculpture There’s something hot and sexy about the artistic creations coming from Bossy Sculpture. Is it the big, bearded blokes with shirts that can barely cover their massive pecs? Or is it those big, furry bellies? I think it’s a lot of both.

We always knew that the bears are an intelligent lot. But we never knew there was a relationship between body hair and intelligence in men. Dr Aikarakudy Alias says that hairy chests are more likely to be found amongst doctors and the highly educated than in the general population. I knew it!

Entertainment Weekly has done a list of Star Trek Captain Kirk’s 20 Best and Worst Moments. I snickered at a few of ‘em, like baby Balok from The Corbomite Maneuver, the scenery-devouring cry of ”KHAAAAAAAN!” from Trek II: Wrath of Khan, and of course The Trouble with Tribbles.

Mack Harley Phoenix (totally NSFW) is on a hirsute pursuit to make the raunchiest dance music you’ve ever heard. He takes samples of porn soundtracks and wraps them neatly in a pulsing wrapper of trip hop. The end result is a beat that sounds like Mack taking a bottom for a test drive. Oh… That’s because it is Mack saying those sweet nasties in our ear.

Everybody has a couple of these to show off. Or rather, a few of these they want to get therapy for the rest of their lives. You won’t be able to stop clicking on these Awkward Family Photos.

Family Guy Movie You can run… But you can’t hide. Seth McFarlane has officially announced plans a Family Guy movie.

Want to gain weight fast? Ask “where’s the beef?” to Russell Crow and he’ll tell ya… Right in his belly! He gained a whopping 63 pounds for his role as CIA boss Ed Hoffman in Body Of Lies. What was his secret? He was munchy-wunching on cheeseburgers for breakfast and polishing them off with a cupcake or two. Woot!

People Magazine got a shot of Robert Downey Jr. this week on the Iron Man 2 set shooting a scene for the action film. Looks like the suit has been updated a bit.


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Flashdance SF Is The Ultimate 80s Dance Party

Written by NetBear on April 25, 2009 – 10:31 am -

I love all kinds of music. But there is a special place in my heart for the 80s. Artists like The Communards, Duran Duran, Spandau Ballet, Bronski Beat, George Michael, Bananarama, Divine, Pet Shop Boys, Yaz… What a rush it would be to have a night chock full of music from that era. Wait no more!

Get your leg warmers ready — May 17th, 2009 is the night for Flashdance SF, the ultimate 80s dance event!

Flashdance SF 2009 Poster

Last year’s inaugural Flashdance was a raging hit. Imagine a sea of people (mostly shirtless bears) sweating to hot 80s music all night long! This year the gang from Remember The Party is notching it up to the next level. DJ Rotten Robbie is back with music from Aretha Franklin, Sheila E, Madonna, Grace Jones, Annie Lennox, Janet Jackson, Ms. Diana Ross and more… Way more!

There’s huge incentive to get your tickets early this year. Everyone who purchases an advance ticket online will receive a one time only download of the music from last year’s event!

That’s 8 CDs worth of fabulous fun, mixed to perfection by DJ Rotten Robbie. Buy your tickets now to secure your place on the dance floor at FDSF ‘09 AND download all 8 hours of FDSF ‘08. Totally rad!

Visit Flashdance SF for all the details and photos from last year.


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Ashton Kutcher Scruffs It Up On The Beach

Written by NetBear on March 13, 2009 – 9:51 pm -

Recently actor Ashton Kutcher decided to do a little beach workout in Miami sporting a scruffy beard. He’s looking a lot beefier these days. It must be that home cooking from Demi.

Ashton Kutcher Works Out

Later he decided to make a monkey of himself on the parallel bars.

See Ashton’s little oops…


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We’d Use A Different Caption For This Photo

Written by NetBear on January 20, 2009 – 4:53 pm -

Dlisted ran a particularly interesting photo for one of their recent Caption This contests. Bear pile anyone?

Dlisted Caption This Bear Pile

How would you caption this image? I bet you don’t come close to the winning entries from Dlisted. ;)

See the winning captions from Dlisted…


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Jolly Jiraiya Santa Bear Has A Full Bag

Written by NetBear on December 22, 2008 – 5:47 am -

Everyone loved the first Jiraiya Santa we posted last week. So here’s one more Jolly Santa to give you another dose of holiday cheer. We all need a little help in the last stretch of the Christmas season, right?

Jiraiya Musclebound Santa Bear In Shorts

This is one beefy Santa! Those big guns look hot sporting red leather armbands. And who knows what wonders are contained in that big overstuffed bag of his! We know he’s just an illustration. But it’s times like this that we wish we could take a scene from Who Framed Roger Rabbit and bring this guy to life!

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Already tired of the first one we gave you? We’ve got another free Desktop Wallpaper of this new Jolly Bear waiting for you!

See the full photo and download a desktop image…


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Mantyhose — The Next Big Thing In Bear Wear?

Written by NetBear on October 19, 2008 – 8:16 am -

Over the years bear fashion hasn’t evolved a whole lot. Jeans and t-shirts, flannel shirts, ball caps, and even the man-skirt (also known as the Utilikilt)… But according to one group, there’s a new fashion trend on the horizon that could be the next big thing for men: Mantyhose.

Mantyhose - The next big thing in Bear Wear?

You’ve got to admit, the semi-tribal pattern on this pair certainly give this guy a more edgy look. And wearing tights under shorts has a certain punky attitude to it that I’ve seen on the streets. But is this bear-wear?

Learn more about who is behind this new fashion trend…

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