FeedBearotic Favorites From 2009, Part 1
Written by NetBear on January 1, 2010 – 4:09 pm -
It was an early sign in 2009. These Zombies Ahead hackcidents seemed to set the tone for the year. There would be some winners and some losers. But there would also be some snoozers.
Coraline showed us a 3D world of wonder made with old school charm. Little did we know that Avatar would soon introduce us to the uber high-tech version.
Colton Ford let us look under his covers. There’s always some eye candy to be had when Colton is involved. But the critics weren’t as enamored with his album of cover songs.
Film star turned grizzly bearded musician Joaquin Phoenix hit new highs and new lows. But we’re not entirely sure which incidents were which. An Absolutely Fabulous remake turns out to be absolutely horrible.
Obama-mania officially took over the nation. Everyone got their Obamicon done while one little HUGE gray hat caused a fashion storm. At Obama’s inauguration the new commander-in-chief broadcast the unifying message that We Are One. But the bad economy became a major challenge for the new world leader, though it turned out to be good for beards.
The popular Bearracuda events took off and brought the party to wild life in other cities across the United States. Bear Party took the big and furry guys from world-distributed magazine to live events and contests. Blowoff went from east coast phenomenon to west coast favorite, inspiring half of the group to move to foggy San Francisco.
The ABBA chicks denied the cat fights. But there was no denying that the Grizzly Jack from Lost set some bear hearts aflutter. We want to see Jack meet himself, like Jonathan Frakes in the Riker’s Beard video.
The Beard Song showed us that eating soup can be fun. But just don’t have as much fun as Sordid Lives or you’ll invoke the wrath of the religious right.
See what else made 2009 a Bearotic year to remember…
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Cub Dances Single Ladies For Halloween
Written by NetBear on November 2, 2009 – 12:04 pm -Seeing people dance Beyoncé’s Single Ladies dance is nothing new… Except when a cute bearded cub does the lead at a Halloween party.
Work it, cubbie! He looks pretty sexy in those boxers. But we think that if he took off the shirt at the appropriate moment it would have added to the Bearotic effect. 
Thanks to Mick for letting us know about this fun video.
Watch the dance from another camera angle…
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Out And About: Pinpus NYC Launch, Wuvable Ed, Blowoff Giveaway, Top Chef Bear, Killer Bob At Disneyland Gay Day
Written by NetBear on September 24, 2009 – 8:17 am -
Don’t forget that the Pinups NYC Launch is this Friday at Blackout. The “flyer” for the launch party is a newspaper featuring morning routines and other writings by friends of Pinups including Ken Baldwin, Elliott Breeden, AA Bronson, Shannon Michael Cane, Costello Tagliapietra, Evan J Garza, Nathan Hazard, Mark Jeffery and others.
Listen to Wuvable Oaf creator Ed Luce getting interviewed by BearPodcast hosts Nard and Ray.
Demand for a striking blue and red lizard has surged among comic fans thanks to its uncanny resemblance to Spiderman.
The new bear on Top Chef is breaking some hearts by the looks at the photos getting thrown around on the internet.
KillerBob wants to fill Disneyland with his Bear Bomb t-shirt design on Gay Day. He’s going to be at Disneyland Gay Days in Anaheim on Saturday, October 3ed with a posse all decked out. To make sure there are lots of bears doin’ da bomb, Bob’s Bear Bomb will be ON SALE for $16.00 until September 28th. If you don’t have one, now’s the perfect time to get yours!
With a caption of “Hot, Hairy & Huge,” big and sexy rugby star, Ben Cohen, is showing off a beefier, more bearish body in the latest issue of Attitude magazine. (Click for larger image)
George Clooney says he likes prostate exams with cold hands. Hmm… You know, I think that sometimes reporters take come liberties extrapolating stories from celebrity quotes. (GASP)
If you haven’t seen last night’s episode of Glee, then if you watch this video from the show with a football team doing Single Ladies, it might be kind of a spoiler. But, man, it’s hilarious… and I still love that song.
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Bear Tube: Beach Jog, Neverending Story Music Video, 100 Single Ladies, Playoff Grooming
Written by NetBear on April 24, 2009 – 5:14 am - A cute mustached Japanese bodybuilder contemplates life while jogging at the beach and adjusts his swimsuit.
Just when you thought you’d never get anymore fairy dust sprinkled on ya, it’s The Neverending Story: The Lost Music Video.
You can’t get any play with just one or two or even three Single Ladies these days. So here’s 100 of them at London’s Picadilly Circus to announce Trident gum’s free Beyonce gig.
Need some face fur grooming ideas? Here’s a Guide to Playoff Grooming for true hockey fans. If you think you can do better, visit the Molson Canadian Facebook Page and upload your own playoff beard pic or vid. But why did they name that one style “The Big Dipper?” Oh…
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Bear Tube: Sean Michael, Truck Drivers, William Brown, Superhero Fashion
Written by NetBear on February 12, 2009 – 2:35 pm - Be The Change is the first single to be released from the new upcoming album by Sean Michael called Between the Lines.
If Obama can do it, they can too. Three big burly guys from CNN Anderson Cooper’s floor crew do their Single Ladies routine. Um, woof!
William Brown (NSFW) is a bear comedian who travels across the country performing at various Bear Runs and such. Here’s a little preview of his routine. NSFW
Why is it that superheroes just have to wear tights? They must be… um… gay! That or they just want to show off those abs. This video is a little frat-boy homophobic, but we still had a good laugh.
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Bear Tube: Gay Alphabet, Spare Tire Hooper, Diccups, Hibernation Is Over
Written by NetBear on February 1, 2009 – 5:46 am - Here’s an art project that explores what a gay recruitment campaign might look like. It’s the gay alphabet!
Just when you think you’ve seen it all, here’s the Detroit Pistons Mascot Hooper performing the Single Ladies dance with the Spare Tire dancers. [via bTalk]
What do you do when you have a bad case of diccups? NSFW [via OMG]
It’s been a long, hard winter. But finally hibernation is over and the bears are coming out of their dens in Seattle for Spring Thaw 2009.
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Bear Tube: Raisin Brahms, Purple Haze, Asteroid Floyd, Webcam Vs. Particle Beam, Pottie Mouth Kathy
Written by NetBear on January 3, 2009 – 5:24 am - Raisin Brahms are fortified! Spoofs of “healthy arts food products” like “Raisin Brahms,” featuring the composer Johannes Brahms, help encourage parents to make sure their kids are getting their daily serving of the arts.
These guys do Single Ladies better than Beyonce! Darius Crenshaw, Grasan Kingsberry, and Brian Brooks are Purple Haze from the national touring company of The Color Purple.
A huge asteroid from space slams into the earth, devastating our planet. What’s the soundtrack for such a cataclysmic event? Pink Floyd, natch.
Here’s why you can’t bring your webcam out into space. A web camera is placed into a particle beam to show visually the affects of space radiation on electronics.
Watch a NSFW clip of Kathy Griffin testing the NYE censors…
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Bear Tube: Secret Agent Bear, Bears In Games, Single Ladies, Bear Artist
Written by NetBear on November 21, 2008 – 10:13 am - I bet you always wanted to know how to be a Secret Agent Bear. Learning the secret language of the bear is priceless.
Bears In Games takes a look at games that feature bear archetypes, games that are influenced by the gay bear community, feature bear-related content, or just plain have hot bear guys. Episode 2 exposes Tom of Finland in early Capcom games.
The next two videos we have for you are both parodies of Justin Timerlake on SNL which was a parody of Beyonce’s Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) video.
Who got it right??
Dancer554 earned himself over a million views for his performance of Beyonce’s Single Ladies.
Cubby from Brotha Fred’s AM Mayhem on 961thebeat.com took the challenge and does his own version of Single Ladies.
See a totally NSFW Bear Artist in a ZUNE commercial parody…
