FeedOut And About: Bossy Sculpture, Hirsute Intelligence, Beefy Crowe, The Kirk List, Harley Phoenix
Written by NetBear on May 11, 2009 – 4:38 pm -
There’s something hot and sexy about the artistic creations coming from Bossy Sculpture. Is it the big, bearded blokes with shirts that can barely cover their massive pecs? Or is it those big, furry bellies? I think it’s a lot of both.
We always knew that the bears are an intelligent lot. But we never knew there was a relationship between body hair and intelligence in men. Dr Aikarakudy Alias says that hairy chests are more likely to be found amongst doctors and the highly educated than in the general population. I knew it!
Entertainment Weekly has done a list of Star Trek Captain Kirk’s 20 Best and Worst Moments. I snickered at a few of ‘em, like baby Balok from The Corbomite Maneuver, the scenery-devouring cry of ”KHAAAAAAAN!” from Trek II: Wrath of Khan, and of course The Trouble with Tribbles.
Harley Phoenix (totally NSFW) is on a hirsute pursuit to make the raunchiest dance music you’ve ever heard. He takes samples of porn soundtracks and wraps them neatly in a pulsing wrapper of trip hop. The end result is a beat that sounds like Mack taking a bottom for a test drive. Oh… That’s because it is Mack saying those sweet nasties in our ear.
Everybody has a couple of these to show off. Or rather, a few of these they want to get therapy for the rest of their lives. You won’t be able to stop clicking on these Awkward Family Photos.
You can run… But you can’t hide. Seth McFarlane has officially announced plans a Family Guy movie.
Want to gain weight fast? Ask “where’s the beef?” to Russell Crow and he’ll tell ya… Right in his belly! He gained a whopping 63 pounds for his role as CIA boss Ed Hoffman in Body Of Lies.
People Magazine got a shot of Robert Downey Jr. this week on the Iron Man 2 set shooting a scene for the action film. Looks like the suit has been updated a bit.
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Bear Tube: Nerdy Kraftwerk, Black Eyed Dada, Good Cop Naked Cop, Drop-Stop
Written by NetBear on April 20, 2009 – 2:27 pm - What if the influential electronic music group Kraftwerk was just a bunch of 1990s computer nerds? Tim and Eric create their own old-school techno trio playing Minivan Highway.
In the new Boom Boom Pow trip hop music video from the Black Eyed Peas you’ll see dancers wearing costumes that resemble Ultraman’s foe, the Dada. Did they think we weren’t paying attention to such details?
A tough thug getting interrogated at the police station isn’t gonna crack. That is, until he gets an eyeful of some “crack” when the nice policemen do a Good Cop Naked Cop on him. Funny stuff from soft drink maker Cheerwine. [Ethansays]
Here’s another invention like the Snuggie that everyone has thought of but nobody’s bothered to make until now: The Drop-Stop.
