Bear Tube: BearWorld, Stalkerazzi, Mike Rowe National Anthem, Tron Legacy Trailer

Written by NetBear on March 15, 2010 – 5:19 am -

The music of Elijah Black and the man himself appear in this teaser for the film BearWorld, due for release in 2012.

These fans of Lady Gaga are the Stalkerazzi in this parody of Paparazzi.

Dirty JobsMike Rowe does a fine job singing the Star Spangled Banner at Prince George’s Stadium. Bet you didn’t know that he is a trained opera singer.

Tron Legacy fans nearly wet themselves when this second trailer premiered before Alice In Wonderland showings. It’s all storyline setup until 1:20 where the fun really begins. This movie looks awesome and music will be amazing.


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Bear Tube: Pattern Is Movement, OK Go Goldberg, Goldfrapp Rocket, Tracey Thorn

Written by NetBear on March 5, 2010 – 11:41 am -

The New Gay interviews indie math-rock band Pattern Is Movement about being straight bears. “I love it. It’s fun!” Then they talk about doing Blowoff.

Why is this man covered in red paint? Once he sets this Rube Goldberg machine into motion, it’s an amazing ride with the band OK Go for their new single This Too Shall Pass.

The teaser video for the new Goldfrapp single Rocket is pink and delicious. UPDATE! Get out your duct tape and watch the entire music video right here! The Rocket single releases March 8th. Their new album Head First releases March 23ed.

Tracey Thorn (Everything but the Girl) has a new website and a new album called Love And Its Opposite releasing May 18th. Here’s her music video for Raise The Roof, now with Closed Captions.


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Bear Tube: Pink Noise Colton, Bears In Games, La Roux Français, Bleeping Disney

Written by NetBear on February 26, 2010 – 2:37 pm -

Here’s a blast from the past that combines three hot & furry talents in one. Colton Ford’s abs get almost as much camera time as his face as he sings That’s Me. Rapper Cazwell chimes-in with some slightly NSFW raps. And it’s all Rich Morel’s Pink Noise Mix. WOOF!

We finally get a look at the woofy Bear In Games guys. We kinda like watching the boys couching it as they take on Final Fight 2. “Don’t punch Chung-Lee! Her thighs will kill you!”

You might not understand the questions. But the answers are golden. La Roux diva Elly Jackson works her swoop and shows-off her outspoken personality on a French TV program. And she explains how she chose the name “La Roux.”

Amazing how a well placed bleep sound can totally change our interpretation of a scene. Even an uber-cute Disney film isn’t safe from the effect.


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Bear Tube: Kevin Smith Vents, Cinematic Titanic, Nanny Queen, Record Crotch Kick

Written by NetBear on February 18, 2010 – 1:15 pm -

Kevin Smith needs to get some things off his chest about the Southwest fatty thing. He can’t go out of the house right now because of the media crews stalking him. So he needed to vent via video someplace.

Proving their superiority over the mediocre sci-fi movie, the Cinematic Titanic folks lambaste The Alien Factor.

Gay dads, do your kids ask “Judy who?” Oh, the shame! Help is just a click away with The Nanny Queen from Varla Jean Merman.

Bet you didn’t know there is a World Record for a Kick to the Groin. How about 1100 pounds of force in a single kick to the family jewels? Owie…


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Bear Tube: Spicey Muscle, Virtual Elijah, Clothes Off, Buster Pops

Written by NetBear on February 11, 2010 – 11:25 am -

Soap up with Old Spice Swagger and your arm will get muscle-bound and grow a tattoo. Hmm… Wonder what happens if you use it on your private parts?

What’s bearded, burly and rock & rolls in a virtual universe? It’s Elijah Black as his virtual self in a new music video for Drive-Bye.

What kind of incentive might drive guys to take off all their clothes at work? It’s a lot simpler than you think!

We’ve introduced you to Buster and his balloon-busting interests. Here he is tackling a Qualatex 24″ balloon. It’s gonna blow!


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Bear Tube: Gigabots, Randy Does Zac Brown, Clean Balls, Shirtless Anonymous

Written by NetBear on February 3, 2010 – 12:06 pm -

The Gigabots battle giant monsters in this spoof of the famous Japanese kids show Power Rangers. At around 3:04 Mr. Pink Gigabot gets a surprise at his backdoor that he kinda likes. NSFW

Big bearded Randy says that he just does covers. Here he is doing his rendition of Highway 20 Ride from the Zac Brown Band.

If you’re gonna play with your balls, you gotta make sure they’re clean.

We’ve all seen ‘em at the bars, bear runs, at the park in the summertime or just around the neighborhood. Some guys just can’t seem to keep their shirts on. We wish this illness rubbed-off on the ginger bear facilitator of this self-help group.


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Bear Tube: Valentine’s Hand, Inmates MJ Tribute, Trucker Potstickers, ManCrunch Superbowl

Written by NetBear on January 30, 2010 – 1:23 pm -

They’re back with a wacky Valentine’s Day ad for their handy jar opening pads with the provocative name. Sadly, this one doesn’t star the same bearded guy.

The Dancing Inmates of CPDRC are back with a tribute to Michael Jackson. This time their dancing looks better than a lot of music videos you see these days. No wonder, because MJ choreographer Travis Payne and dancers Daniel Celebre and Dres Reid flew to the maximum security prison to personally teach the inmates.

TheGayTrucker is home with a head cold and decides to make himself some potstickers (Chinese dumplings) — from scratch. Yum!

We don’t know what all the fuss is about with this ManCrunch SuperBowl commercial. This kinda stuff happens all the time at bear football parties.


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Bear Tube: Upular, Skynet Symphonic, Glee Sumos Japan, Cheesiest Movie Quotes

Written by NetBear on January 25, 2010 – 6:53 pm -

Fagottron’s Upular track was composed using chords, bass notes and vocal samples from the Disney Pixar film ‘Up’. Wacky and fun!

Or if techno is more your thing, Skynet Symphonic was put together entirely from small sounds taken from John Cameron’s Terminator 2: Judgement Day.

Though Glee has taken off in America, it’s relatively unknown in Japan. Leave it to a big sports hero like Japanese Sumo Great Akebono to come to the rescue.

It seems like most of the lines came from Batman And Robin, but the Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All Time do strike a chord for this movie buff.


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Bear Tube: Superbutt Behind The Scenes, Mrs. Brown Preview, Baroni Shows It, Ejector Red

Written by NetBear on January 24, 2010 – 2:20 pm -

Everyone loved the Superbutt video a while back. Here’s a behind the scenes look at how that music video got put together. András Vörös describes dunking himself in 12 degree cold water. It also explains a little about what’s going on and introduces Charlotte, the pig.

Brendan O’Carroll is in the pink, showing-off a clip from his brand new series on the BBC, Agnes Brown.

Fighter Phil Baroni blew out his groin in a fight with Frank Shamrock. Poor guy had to use ice packs in the shorts afterward. But he’s OK enough to show-off his injury to interviewer Bill Goldberg.

Billy Clift directed this music video from Ejector of their track First Sight of Red. No, these are not your average Bench And Bar patrons.


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Bear Tube: Gaga Binks, Pognophobia, Safety Gruf, No Pants Ride

Written by NetBear on January 19, 2010 – 3:23 pm -

BINKProductionz does a spot-on domestic parody of Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance video. How’d they fit in those laundry hampers?

This is truly scary! Pognophobia is the fear of beards. This short film spoofs what it might be like. This guy had better not come to San Francisco on IBR weekend.

FuzzyGruf demonstrates a safety tip for both bedroom and dungeon that he learned from Mack.

Imagine being on a subway train and all of a sudden everyone takes their pants off. Childhood nightmare for some… and fantasy for others!


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Bear Tube: Robbie+Kylie, Introvert Builder, iPhone Copter, Wrapping Cat

Written by NetBear on January 7, 2010 – 1:00 pm -

DJ Rotten Robbie makes a cameo appearance at :23 in Kylie Minogue’s new touring video, confirming that Rotten Robbie is Kylie’s #1 fan!

Just because a guy is a big, beefy bodybuilder, don’t assume that he’s outgoing, confident or even full of himself. It is quite posible that he could be a shy and introverted guy like Dennis. (Via Bo Dixon)

Want to pilot a helicopter quadricopter with your phone? There’s an App for that!

No… Not a “rapping cat…” This is how to wrap a cat for your next gift giving extravaganza. Don’t try this at home unless your feline has a penchant for paper bondage.


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Bear Tube: Santa Attack, Deliverance Santa, Toilet Santa, Superhero Santa

Written by NetBear on December 21, 2009 – 12:49 pm -

Nothing is riper for video lampoon than jolly old Saint Nick. So for this episode of Bear Tube it’s ALL SANTA.

When a mob of Santas attack, you’d better watch out. If you’re not in the mood for Christmas, this is what it seems like. Wait for the cute bunny at the end!

Santa makes a visit to a hillbilly household and gets “encouraged” to make with the plasma TV. But the big bubba likes the way he eats ‘dem cookies.

Santa gets mighty constipated from all that milk and cookies. Once he’s gotten some satisfaction, you’d better hope that your letter isn’t within grabbing distance if he runs out of toilet paper.

In this primitive cartoon Superhero Santa and his sidekick Rudolf battle the evil drug dealing snowman, Fros-T. Reminds me of early Southpark. NSFW

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