Mortal Kombat Get’s All Sensitive On Us

Written by BignFuzzy on June 28, 2008 – 4:42 pm -

Here’s one for the gamers. In this Mortal Kombat spoof Sub Zero and Liu Kang fight to the death. (Uhh gain…) All that fighting and blood and sweat between two men? It gets a little tiresome and monotonous. Eventually something’s got to give, right?

Go Potato took this scenario to it’s wackiest, homo erotic conclusion. The Lord Of The Outworld And Creator Of All That Is Evil (that evil voice that commands the fighters) gets a little horny watching all that man-on-man action. So he’s out for a lot more than just blood. ;)


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England’s Eric Page Fancies Bears And Bums

Written by BignFuzzy on May 14, 2008 – 5:08 am -

We’ve heard of pushy bottoms. You see ‘em everywhere, Planet Big, the Lone Star. They’ll come up to you and be very direct about what they want from you and where they want you to put it!

These English Bears though, they take it to a whole new level. Eric Page, Channel 4’s pushy bear, has a Big Gay Following. He’ll just walk right up to people on the street and ask, “Do you fancy a bum? A little man on man action?” You’ve got to admire his spunk!

How ’bout a bum? Do you fancy a bum?

Would you let him feel your nuts for a tenner?

See some more bum action from Eric…


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Bear Tube 3: Reasons For A Beard, FurQ2, Bear Hug Squats And They Itch

Written by NetBear on May 3, 2008 – 5:01 am -

What do you tell people when they ask you why you grew a beard? Here’s 68 reasons to throw right back at them.

Here’s part 2 of the Jonathan Robinson’s Cheeky Questions for Furry Fellas. It seems that Brits like it doggy style!

Just in case any of you have forgotten how, here’s an instructional video for how to do Bear Hug Squats. :P

It’s not easy to arrest a guy while he’s going at himself like this! “They itch!!” The cops lose it when he asks them to itch ‘em for him.

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Bear Tube 2 With BeefyRedBear, BjorkBear, PipeFriendCHS And A Star Trek VI Trailer

Written by NetBear on April 25, 2008 – 4:00 pm -

At 6′2″ and 312 pounds, that’s one beefy bruin! BeefyRedBear shows his stuff for the camera.

BjorkBear is a mélange of techno-lust imagery, all set to the soulful sounds of that sexy siren diva Björk.

PipeFriendCHS is looking for a date. Meet this no-nonsense, pipe smoking, masculine and bearded guy.

OMG! It’s the new trailer for the new Star Trek VI movie!? Uhhh… No. But every fan of Jonathan Frakes as Commander William T. Riker will get a kick out of this short and wacky WTF moment.


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Hygienic Oral Sex Going On Behind Your Back?

Written by BignFuzzy on April 23, 2008 – 6:35 am -

Well, let’s see, there’s two of ‘em, some bristly mounting action going on, and an “end product”.

If Bears Were Toothbrushes Sex Would Be Like This

Yeah, that’s bear related enough for us :-)


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Pee Wee Herman In A Chubby Gay Relationship?

Written by BignFuzzy on March 30, 2008 – 6:19 pm -

OMG! Here’s Pee Wee Herman playing the role of a chubby who along with his equally chubby partner, John Paragon loves to eat. Of course they’re in a monogamous relationship so they only eat together! Check out this clip of 80’s brilliance.

You are SO eating! Open your mouth!

Hey, who you calling fatty? You’re Orson Wells! You’re Burl Ives! You’re Raymond Burr! You’re Shelley Winters! You’re Nell Carter! You’re Jennifer Holliday!


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Manbears Are Bears On Duty

Written by NetBear on March 12, 2008 – 2:37 pm -

The Manbears want YOU and they want you RIGHT NOW! Take your positions.

Not that position you dirty little pervert!

You’re in the Bearforce now! This was the promo for Manbears’ Bear Bash 10 in May, 2007. Visit the Manbears site to sign-up for your tour of duty.


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The Mighty Boosh — Is This Bear Related?

Written by BignFuzzy on March 8, 2008 – 5:14 am -

Well, kinda. There are scenes with long bearded beary fishermen singing sea shanties and quaffing ale while a merman in a pink tutu proclaims his love for Howard.

bearded fishermen in souwesters

We couldn’t resist bringing you an episode of the Brit BBC Three trippy and surreal cult comedy series The Mighty Boosh.

Read more about the surreal homo undertones of Boosh and watch a complete episode…


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Some Cubs Will Do Anything To Get Attention

Written by BignFuzzy on March 1, 2008 – 8:00 pm -

Cub With A Huge Mohawk

Yep, a 24-inch high Mohawk would get our attention alright!


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OMG A l33t (Leet) Internet-Speak Eye Chart

Written by NetBear on February 23, 2008 – 5:00 am -

OMG! WTF? LOL! IMHO this is pretty cool!

l33t Eye Chart Shirt

If you’ve never read things like “OMG” and “WTF” in email or IM you must be a real N00B! l33t (or 1337) is geek speak for “elite.” Get it?! Oh, well… TTYL

Visit Offworld Design to order the t-shirt.


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Gummi Bear In Underwear Ain’t Got No Hair

Written by NetBear on February 21, 2008 – 12:00 pm -

Here’s a fun animated video featuring a big, green, gummi bear in underwear who doesn’t have any hair. Sounds wacky, right? It’s sure a lot of fun though.

Beware! Once you hear the gummi bear theme song you’ll never get it out of your head!


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